Ok boys and girls, since our seasonal silliness is only intensifying, let's milk this thing out a little longer. Here is the big POLL of the day. (I would say poll of the week but I don't want to seem overly self-inflated due to all this attention).

Question:
Is ninth_wave a male, a female, or something else?

Choices:
Male
Female
God only knows?

 

Ahh yes Ninth and since Evil Santa is giving you a Louisville Slugger (Now do not go Carrie Underwood on us)I shall cast my vote for the Male! I was going to hit God only knows but I think I know too!
OHH I just noticed I made Premier Poster status during all of this silliness! Thanks guys I feel SPECIAL now!

Hiya Ninth!!
OK I voted...can't wait to see if I'm right
Thanks for being a good sport ~ we did get a little carried away didn't we??

Darn...I wish I could vote twice 'cos I'm still not sure......

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Hey! Where's the silliness I missed? I want some of that! lol

I voted. When do we find out?

Shirley--
Go to the maintenence poll thread in the 'ebay talk' area and read the last page & 1/2.
Don't know if it's just seasonal silliness or if we're all just goofy

ahhh, it's the whackin' thread. lol Thanks! Headed over there in a bit to catch up on it.

Only three votes! Folks, you've had hours! I'm not running for president! That will never do. This calls for a recount, the delay will take a day.

Ohhh noooo
The suspense is killin' me

OMG only one vote? What kind of democracy is this? Ole GW would have never made presidink if they only allowed one Floweridia vote!

Well ninth, I guess you'll just have to tell us tomorrow...so far it's unanimous. I hope we're right or you'll probably never speak to us again

Oh geez....I just remembered I'm going out in the morning so I'll probably miss the revelation. At least I'll have something to look forward to when I get home

So we have one vote for a Lass and one vote for God only knows( Hey Ninth have you cast your vote yet?) Strange only 4 of us commenting and six votes. Time to start trying to buy the Floweridia vote Ninth. HIT the CAMPAIGN trail! HIRE a campaign manager, inquiring minds want to know!

Well I'm back...and no answer yet (pouting)
Ninth, I swear it wasn't me who voted for 'God only knows'

Wow, this goofy thread has had 194 views and only 6 votes ??? A campaign manager is definitely in order

Hey Miss Member! You're back! Now I'm leaving. lol I'll get you an email off later today.

Ninth could always ask the dark side girls to manage the campaign. I'm game.

I seem to have started something with the 'Dark Side Girls' (ha, chance'd be a fine thing! ) I think Shirley and Miss Member (I wonder what her name really is?) will forever be known as the DSGs!

@ninth_wave - c'mon, the suspense is killing me!

Sorry I'm stuck on a boring global conference call listening to a lot of people prattling about nothing of any importance... so I'm being mischievous

Hello all you rabble-rousing message board junkies, Dark Side Babes and Thread Hijinxers: Miss
Shirley, HandlePete, Evil Santa, and especially Miss Member who started it all by instigating a
certain Whack-a-mole on the head outburst of internet violence, not to mention stirring up a
(ninth?) wave of self-doubt to infect not only my long-held sense of gender projection online
(what, you were expecting a coherent sentence?), but even my semblence to earthly beings such as
yourself has been brought into question! (Mars indeed!)

Since you have all done such a inspired job of cajoling me out of my innermost online secret, I
will now and forthwith reward all of you breathless readers with the jaw-dropping moment of
universal truth you have just been dying to know since yesterday - are you ready!

OK that was the big buildup, now for the seriously anti-climatic truth: Sorry to disappoint all you
doubters, and cheaters who voted both ways, but the I'm afraid the majority wins this one. The
Ninth is definitely a guy. (Phew! Glad that's over.) Anyway I hope no one is too disappointed,
because if you are I'll send Miss M to whack you with a piece of Aunt Bertha's fruitcake! And if
that doesn't get you straight, there's always my new Lewisville Slugger from Evil Santa)

To all of you fine keyboard jaspers out there, the poll has been a great fun for me, and I hope a
bit of diversion for you. Thank you all for participating, and for your patience, not only in
waiting for the not-so-big revelation, but for wading through all this incredibly overblown
nonsensical piece of prose, which will finally end with these words of wisdom: If you want a long
and happy life, DO NOT eat that fruitcake.

Great fun Ninth, thanks for the bit of diversion. Still going to find out who voted God only knows. May need to borrow that Louisville Slugger Ninth. Either that or take the Dark Side Girls lumps of coal back and give them to the miscreant.

AHHHHH.....As soon as I read 'dark side BABES' I KNEW i was right Guy all the way!
Thanks ninth for putting up with our foolishness, but it was alot of fun...not much else to do during maintenence, eh?
And if anyone gives you a hard time you just let me know, I'll grab the other dark side babe (I like that) and we'll give them a whackin' for ya
Geez, look what I started with a simple sentence! Who woulda thunk it?



Oh, and keep a'wonderin Pete...that's MY little secret

quote:

Originally posted by member_8880:
AHHHHH.....As soon as I read 'dark side BABES' I KNEW i was right Guy all the way!

And here I was trying to be so clever and string the answer out until the middle of the post, and now I see I gave myself away on the first line! Can't get anything past you Dark Siders!

bleh! fruitcake!

I knew it! hmmm, and I wonder what Your name is... lol Thanks Ninth, for the fun nonsensical piece of prose. Nothing anti-climatic about it. And we'll never tell. hehe

Taz, you can have my lumps of coal. I still just want the snow. lol Grab your gloves everyone and let's have at a good ole fashioned snowball fight!

Pete, you still on that call? Come on. We can sneak up on 'em! You too Miss Member! We dark side babes MUST stick together. lol