And now, the end is near;
And so I face my final auction.
My friend, I'll say it clear,
I've sold my last; it's done without a caution.
Ive packed a box that's full.
Ive traveled each and ev'ry highway;
And more, much more than this,
I'm done with eBay.
Regrets, do they have a few?
If so, then too too few to mention.
They always do what they have to do
And see it through without distinction.
They planned each careful hike;
E'vry way to cause me dismay,
But more, much more than this,
I'm done with eBay.
Yes, there were times, when I paid too much
I bid too high the price of such and such.
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I bid it up, they sent it out.
I knew my likes and I faced the hikes;
I'm done with eBay.
I've bid, Ive sold and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of fee hikes.
And now, as bids subside,
I find it all so amazing.
To think I did all that;
Through all those years and in the best way,
No, oh no not me,
No more from me, eBay.
What is our eBay, what have they got?
If not their sellers, then they have naught.
To do the things they truly did;
It's unbelievable, I do not kid.
The record shows, sellers took the blows -
And now they're not on eBay!
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