Well welcome back to the nut house Ninth. Been awhile since we heard from ya. The thread has really slowed of late! Heck we only have 2400 replies and 19482 page views! This will not do got to muster up the militia and get this party back on track!
quote:Hooray ninth's back! Cool!
Well!...if it isn't El Sid...returned from his negligee night-flight and conquest of the Boorish Moors!
Loyal looner's have kept faith with risque' jibe and spar, your legacy thread whilst thou lust doth GAR.
Me thinks you hath pleasurably enjoyed
Buenos El Campeador! ~ I am the Zebra!
~ another pitifully striped plagiarizer come-laud, phonetically challenged Vedantic butcher, and socially irreverent misfit mutant newbie!
EDIT:
Ok, I have read, and re-read your last post Zebra and can honestly say that Zebra-speak is the most confusing text I have seen since early Japanese translations to English of manuals for electronic gadgets.
I think that is a compliment
I think that is a compliment
ChooChoo?...now you've got me laughing pretty doggone hard!!!!!! [really was funny ] Blessings on you for THAT !
Sheesh! Am I that ancient?? El Cid? ->Moors? Man!-I'm really embarrassed now!
Maybe its cuz I been read'n a little too far back in this Epic-thread, and all that funny-insanity is still fresh on me mind! -- Ok..I'll do better to clean up my dribbles!
...but i'm gonna take it as a compliment anyway!
Sheesh! Am I that ancient?? El Cid? ->Moors? Man!-I'm really embarrassed now!
Maybe its cuz I been read'n a little too far back in this Epic-thread, and all that funny-insanity is still fresh on me mind! -- Ok..I'll do better to clean up my dribbles!
...but i'm gonna take it as a compliment anyway!
OMG Zeb. I coitinally hope yeave not ben reachin bak to da oily daes O' dis tread! T'would be ennae to drive a sane bloke insane in da membrane!
Dis tread hae all boot dis integrated ter a bunch O meaninless ramblin anyhow.
Spercially since da Choo-Meister hae not been fortcomin wit da details O' da rubber room E been farcibly stayin in fer da parst coupla weaks.
Choo, Donde esta Senorita Britney?
Dis tread hae all boot dis integrated ter a bunch O meaninless ramblin anyhow.
Spercially since da Choo-Meister hae not been fortcomin wit da details O' da rubber room E been farcibly stayin in fer da parst coupla weaks.
Choo, Donde esta Senorita Britney?
Hey boys how's it goin???
First of all..NINTH - truly awesome pic (tell me the truth...that's you two isn't it) But more importantly (and this goes for Miss S too) Are the cookies gone yet???????
Poor Choo..stuck in that lil' rubber room all by yourself Have they let you out of your restraints yet? BTW, it's because you're tryin too hard to understand Z's post...I get it tho, very good Zebra
Hi my friend Taz..how are the pantaloons holdin up? I wonder if Miss S is gonna want them back? Although I'm sure they look better on you
Did you start the new job yet? Oh almost forgot, that auction was the best thing I've ever seen! Thanks for that link, it made my day!
And for God's sake PETE...come out of hiding, quit lurking, and POST will ya? Sheesh what..you don't love us anymore??? (You can tell I feel MUCH better) Back to normal (no remarks pls) and back to work.
Hey, I'm going to Ebay Live, for sure. It's right here in my hometown this summer about 1/2 hour away...I'm so excited I can't wait!!!!!!! I wish some of you were going too...let me know if you are.
Our poor thread hasn't had much of a workout lately, we have to keep it going. I get really bummed out when it's not still right up at the top So I'll shut up for awhile now...hope everyone had a better weekend than I did
First of all..NINTH - truly awesome pic (tell me the truth...that's you two isn't it) But more importantly (and this goes for Miss S too) Are the cookies gone yet???????
Poor Choo..stuck in that lil' rubber room all by yourself Have they let you out of your restraints yet? BTW, it's because you're tryin too hard to understand Z's post...I get it tho, very good Zebra
Hi my friend Taz..how are the pantaloons holdin up? I wonder if Miss S is gonna want them back? Although I'm sure they look better on you
Did you start the new job yet? Oh almost forgot, that auction was the best thing I've ever seen! Thanks for that link, it made my day!
And for God's sake PETE...come out of hiding, quit lurking, and POST will ya? Sheesh what..you don't love us anymore??? (You can tell I feel MUCH better) Back to normal (no remarks pls) and back to work.
Hey, I'm going to Ebay Live, for sure. It's right here in my hometown this summer about 1/2 hour away...I'm so excited I can't wait!!!!!!! I wish some of you were going too...let me know if you are.
Our poor thread hasn't had much of a workout lately, we have to keep it going. I get really bummed out when it's not still right up at the top So I'll shut up for awhile now...hope everyone had a better weekend than I did
Hi there Missy M - Glad to see you back in the fray and feeling better. Glad you liked the pic. Ok, truth be told: Nope, they aint us, cuz our s**t eatin' grins is biggern' that. And as far as them thar cookies: I keep a gobblin' em up, cuz the secret ingredients have got me comin back for more. and Ima hopin they just keepa comin.
Well Zeb, you methinks correctly, 'misspellings' notwithstanding, the view has surely been pleasurably enjoyed, in fact, mighty nice indeed. And methinks you might be tryin' to fool us with that old man disguise, cuz I'm sure that was you we heard all night long in the next room.
Well Zeb, you methinks correctly, 'misspellings' notwithstanding, the view has surely been pleasurably enjoyed, in fact, mighty nice indeed. And methinks you might be tryin' to fool us with that old man disguise, cuz I'm sure that was you we heard all night long in the next room.
Hey Miss M glad to see you back again. Dem Pantaloons b 'oldin up radder well. Now da red shirt, dat b a difrunt madder. Ad to crak a coopla scalawags upside dere noggins at da waterin ole de udder nite.
I did start the new job and am loving it so far.
Glad you liked the auction, I thought it was so true and to the point.
Just got this from eBay, and cannot figure out why? Are they that desperate for powersellers right now? I had not listed anything since the beginning of the year and only put 5 items on last week.
I may jump in for a wee bit possibly I have not decided yet if it is worth it.
Well going to get ready for work, 2nd shift this week.
I did start the new job and am loving it so far.
Glad you liked the auction, I thought it was so true and to the point.
Just got this from eBay, and cannot figure out why? Are they that desperate for powersellers right now? I had not listed anything since the beginning of the year and only put 5 items on last week.
quote:
Dear tazfrompa,
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See the PowerSeller icon next to your User ID
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I may jump in for a wee bit possibly I have not decided yet if it is worth it.
Well going to get ready for work, 2nd shift this week.
Here is another good auction for you. Hubbies a loser In my opinion he may be blind also!
Not picking on FeeBay at all but you will get a couple of laughs none the less.
Not picking on FeeBay at all but you will get a couple of laughs none the less.
quote:Free seller support via Live Chat, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week for all Bronze PowerSellers
Means they only ignore you 99% of the time
quote:In my opinion he may be blind also!
Yep, one man's stupidity can be another's gain
quote:And for God's sake PETE...come out of hiding, quit lurking, and POST will ya?
Lets start another poll, like "where on earth is Pete" or "what he could he be so ashamed about" perhaps, come on a more catchy and sufficiently embarrassing poll that he would not be able to resist replying to
Hey Shadeaux, knocking this thread into 2nd for crumbs, and we ain't seen you here for ages, sabotage
At least in the padded cell I knew I was talking to myself, or was I, Brit-any wots-er-name was supposed to be lurking in there too
Hi everybody,
Taz, something jumped out at me--unless you've sold $1000.00 a month for 3 consecutive months...well you may have gotten a phishing email. I've heard of the ones inviting you to become a PS...just be careful or we'll have to toss you into the padded cell with Choo, and I don't think you'd want that
Taz, something jumped out at me--unless you've sold $1000.00 a month for 3 consecutive months...well you may have gotten a phishing email. I've heard of the ones inviting you to become a PS...just be careful or we'll have to toss you into the padded cell with Choo, and I don't think you'd want that
Hey all my sweet asylum maties!
Com'on Choo, you know better than that! It was already boosted and I just replied to the post.
I thought you were escaped from th' padded cell. What'd I miss? Darn, I always miss stuff or else you'd not have trapped me with that VIP ticket! Heck, I don't even have to be in a padded cell to be talkin' to myself... shhh! Don't tell, lest they come an' take me away!!
Taz, there's somethin' else I missed - I thought the brown pants went to Zebra (or was it Jeff S?) cause they match the lawn or some goofy thing like that? I know ya had the red shirt. Either way, Miss M's right 'bout 'em lookin' better on you than me.
Miss M, sure am glad you're feelin' better! Did Ninth do us right proud with that pic or what?! lol Now don't you worry 'bout there bein' any cookie ODin' either! And I understood what Zeb said too. Choo, how'd you not follow that - and even after re-reading too? I'm shocked!
Zebra, keep 'em comin'!!! Love your posts! Oh, and I saw over there somewhere that you included me in a thanks of sorts for stuff you've learned. hmmm, dunno what in the world That could be but sure do appreciate th' kind words. Hey, I can even relate to wearin' the tall boots - whatever that was ya said a fair piece back there. Must be a Texan thang?
Sexy St. Pete, where you be man? Ya shore are missed 'round these here parts! Get yoreself on back here an' let us all know you're fairin' alright! Ya hear?
Ninth, more cookies comin' right up! Or should we make it brownies this time? Nah! How 'bout both?!
edit: Taz, I agree with Miss M. First thing I thought was a spoof email. Forward it to spoof at eBay.com and they'll tell ya real fast. That's ONE thing they do fast at least.
Com'on Choo, you know better than that! It was already boosted and I just replied to the post.
I thought you were escaped from th' padded cell. What'd I miss? Darn, I always miss stuff or else you'd not have trapped me with that VIP ticket! Heck, I don't even have to be in a padded cell to be talkin' to myself... shhh! Don't tell, lest they come an' take me away!!
Taz, there's somethin' else I missed - I thought the brown pants went to Zebra (or was it Jeff S?) cause they match the lawn or some goofy thing like that? I know ya had the red shirt. Either way, Miss M's right 'bout 'em lookin' better on you than me.
Miss M, sure am glad you're feelin' better! Did Ninth do us right proud with that pic or what?! lol Now don't you worry 'bout there bein' any cookie ODin' either! And I understood what Zeb said too. Choo, how'd you not follow that - and even after re-reading too? I'm shocked!
Zebra, keep 'em comin'!!! Love your posts! Oh, and I saw over there somewhere that you included me in a thanks of sorts for stuff you've learned. hmmm, dunno what in the world That could be but sure do appreciate th' kind words. Hey, I can even relate to wearin' the tall boots - whatever that was ya said a fair piece back there. Must be a Texan thang?
Sexy St. Pete, where you be man? Ya shore are missed 'round these here parts! Get yoreself on back here an' let us all know you're fairin' alright! Ya hear?
Ninth, more cookies comin' right up! Or should we make it brownies this time? Nah! How 'bout both?!
edit: Taz, I agree with Miss M. First thing I thought was a spoof email. Forward it to spoof at eBay.com and they'll tell ya real fast. That's ONE thing they do fast at least.
Well hey there Miss S!
About time you showed up LOVE the avatar...looks familiar (Long Live GAR)
Yeah I followed Zebra's post easily enough and I'm a YANKEE Choo's been in the loony bin WAY too long I guess...
I really do seriously wonder what happened to Pete ya know?? Very odd of him not to stop by...
Did you get my email??
About time you showed up LOVE the avatar...looks familiar (Long Live GAR)
Yeah I followed Zebra's post easily enough and I'm a YANKEE Choo's been in the loony bin WAY too long I guess...
I really do seriously wonder what happened to Pete ya know?? Very odd of him not to stop by...
Did you get my email??
'Bout Pete, very odd indeed. Yes, I'm worried about him.
I Love the avi too. Thanks again! Yeah! Long Live GAR
I still think Choo's outa the loony bin, 'cept for with all us here. Tell me doggone it, what'm I missin'?
I got your email and see I now have two more to go read. Will reply soon, maybe in the a.m.
I Love the avi too. Thanks again! Yeah! Long Live GAR
I still think Choo's outa the loony bin, 'cept for with all us here. Tell me doggone it, what'm I missin'?
I got your email and see I now have two more to go read. Will reply soon, maybe in the a.m.
quote:Will reply soon, maybe in the a.m
I know Miss S...you've been busy, what with the cookies and brownies & all
I'm getting hungry now......
Miss M and Miss S here be da linky to prove I is parfulseller http://myworld.ebay.com/tazfrompa/
FeeBay must b realizin da par of da Taz Devil and dey want to placate Lil ole me? Truly weird. Of course I ad ter accpet it. Could b'cause Taz navergated da playgroun an helped Miss S find da landin zone radder dan da plank she were walkin afore. LOL
FeeBay must b realizin da par of da Taz Devil and dey want to placate Lil ole me? Truly weird. Of course I ad ter accpet it. Could b'cause Taz navergated da playgroun an helped Miss S find da landin zone radder dan da plank she were walkin afore. LOL
quote:Originally posted by member_8880:
I'm getting hungry now......
How bout them thar frozen ratcicles. Mighty tasty!!
Hey Taz! I forgot to ask about what sorta new pretzel shapes ya been inventin'? I reckon congrats are in order to th' parfulseller... hmmmm maybe it surely is about gettin' me outa that playground ordeal. I made sure they had your name and what ya did to help me out. Did I tell ya she also gave me an email addy to send along the info? I was hopin' it'd be gettin' into some important hands there... thinkin' in reality hah! yeh! right! Looks like maybe it really was more than a pipe dream then.
Miss M, now don't go gettin' any ideas into your head there. We're hoggin' all th' cookies 'n' brownies.
edit: Oh Ni-iinth, I've got cookies...
Miss M, now don't go gettin' any ideas into your head there. We're hoggin' all th' cookies 'n' brownies.
edit: Oh Ni-iinth, I've got cookies...
quote:Originally posted by Shadeaux:
Oh Ni-iinth, I've got cookies...
Boy, I'll say ya do!!!
quote:
Boy, I'll say ya do!!!
Want some?
Well Miss S those new pretzel shapes are rather convoluted! I spent several days last week movin the girlfriend in to my house. Her parents are really being great! Me tinks dey ave eyes fer da Mercedes? O'er me dead body I say. Keep yer bloody weenie beaters off a me gold! Even if it is only a gold SL-TreeEighty.
Well I am enjoyin me mid-life crisis N E ways.
BTW No you did not tell me about the email addy!Twas merely a joke on me be harf aboot da playground. I don't really think it means a hill O beans to FeeBay!
Well I am enjoyin me mid-life crisis N E ways.
BTW No you did not tell me about the email addy!Twas merely a joke on me be harf aboot da playground. I don't really think it means a hill O beans to FeeBay!
Well Taz, I'm sure happy for you two. Ya oughta be enjoyin' yourself, midlife crisis or no.
Yeh, I'm sure you're right, it doesn't mean a hill o' beans to effbay.
Hey, what ever happened to th' DeLorean? Did Choo get it back? Is that how he managed his escape from the loony bin?
Yeh, I'm sure you're right, it doesn't mean a hill o' beans to effbay.
Hey, what ever happened to th' DeLorean? Did Choo get it back? Is that how he managed his escape from the loony bin?
AARRGGHHHHH!!
I forgot about those darn ratsicles! Thay're still here (hubby wrapped them in paper towels and pushed them to the back ewww)
So tomorrow I will celebrate and do the Happy Dance of Death as I finally get rid of them.
(Unless anyone wants them??)
~~I thought Taz still had the DeLorean?????
I forgot about those darn ratsicles! Thay're still here (hubby wrapped them in paper towels and pushed them to the back ewww)
So tomorrow I will celebrate and do the Happy Dance of Death as I finally get rid of them.
(Unless anyone wants them??)
~~I thought Taz still had the DeLorean?????
quote:do the Happy Dance of Death as I finally get rid of them.
I'll do the Happy Dance with ya. But what are ya gonna do with 'em???
quote:~~I thought Taz still had the DeLorean?????
Hah! yeh, you and I get accused of hoggin' it while playin' Thelma and Louise! Look who's Really hoggin' it now.... TAZZZZZZZ
Me tinks Zeb may ave snuck off wit da DeLorean! Runnin da blarsted ting on Equus zebra methane derivatives!
Who needs da trash converter when ya be avin Zebra Doo-Doo to power yer way!
Who needs da trash converter when ya be avin Zebra Doo-Doo to power yer way!
quote:Look who's Really hoggin' it now.... TAZZZZZZZ
Oh yeah...he's had it for a LONG time. Is it still in one piece Taz or have you been hot roddin all over the place?
And about the freezer rats Miss S...I think I'll take them out to the alley, walk down to the end of the street and put them in the neighbor's garbage can..
Unless you want them, just say the word and they're yours. Hey maybe I should auction them off on Ebay?? (kidding!)
Now Miss M, just what makes you think I'd want those ratcicles??? No way!! But thanks for askin'.
Isn't that a novel idea!! Bet you'd be able to mail me that check then and have some left for yourself too!
Taz, we know you're just tryin' to get us thinkin' Zebra has the DeLorean while you're still hotroddin' around in it. Don't you try pullin' that stunt on us now! I bet your sweetie just likes it so you're not givin' it back to Choo. Bad Taz! Bad! Bad!!
edit: Do ya think that's where Pete is... waitin' on th' DeLorean? hmmmm???
quote:Hey maybe I should auction them off on Ebay??
Isn't that a novel idea!! Bet you'd be able to mail me that check then and have some left for yourself too!
Taz, we know you're just tryin' to get us thinkin' Zebra has the DeLorean while you're still hotroddin' around in it. Don't you try pullin' that stunt on us now! I bet your sweetie just likes it so you're not givin' it back to Choo. Bad Taz! Bad! Bad!!
edit: Do ya think that's where Pete is... waitin' on th' DeLorean? hmmmm???
OK I be avin da proof of dis!
Now take notice of da tings dat look like leaves! Dat is disguised Zebra droppins from is failed attempts at methane conversion. He put too much in and crashed er inter da paddock!
Now take notice of da tings dat look like leaves! Dat is disguised Zebra droppins from is failed attempts at methane conversion. He put too much in and crashed er inter da paddock!
Eh Taz, you coulda photoshopped that one to make us think them thare leaf lookin' things are Zebra droppins. Huh? You did, didn't you! Zebra, com'on, fill us in here. Is this what happened?
Somebody better get this thing fixed an' get it back to Choo! He's out now ya know. He'll be passin' out ya'll some o' them VIP tickets. And no Zeb, there won't be any drinkin'. Just lostsa smoke an' squished critterss.
edit: Sayin' goodnight now. I'll be watchin' to see what happens to you guys here. Let's hope somebody does the right thing an' fixes that li'l baby up an' returns her to Choo soon. Or... Will you wind up lost in the smoke, guts aflyin' as you critters get squished to smithereens???
Sweet Dreams.
Somebody better get this thing fixed an' get it back to Choo! He's out now ya know. He'll be passin' out ya'll some o' them VIP tickets. And no Zeb, there won't be any drinkin'. Just lostsa smoke an' squished critterss.
edit: Sayin' goodnight now. I'll be watchin' to see what happens to you guys here. Let's hope somebody does the right thing an' fixes that li'l baby up an' returns her to Choo soon. Or... Will you wind up lost in the smoke, guts aflyin' as you critters get squished to smithereens???
Sweet Dreams.
quote:Com'on Choo, you know better than that! It was already boosted and I just replied to the post. Smile
Ahaa, my spider bait worked, been too quiet around here, just as well Zebra joined in to give Taz and I a sorting out especially when Ms M was off sick too.
But where is Pete ?
The DeLorean, goannn .... gotta kick my imagination into gear to get that fixed, personally I think Taz got carried away too much the other day and backed into it with his Merc
And why is he blaming a poor horse, he must be cuckoo everyone knows the DeLorean is a horseless carriage
quote:Ahaa, my spider bait worked
I don't know Choo... you seem to be pretty darn good at baitin' this spyder. Can't figure it out but then some things are not for me to know.
I'd make Taz fix the DeLorean. Here he is tryin' to blame Zebra
when like you said "everyone knows the DeLorean is a horseless carriage"
Where are ya Zeb? Better get over here an' set th' record straight.
Hey, what happened to Jeff S and Kbalona? Surely ya'll didn't tire out from this thread so easily as all that! When's N due back?
Hi Shadeaux, well JeffS seems to be doing an embittered Hulk across the boards over the recent greedbay proposals (not surprisngly) and I think we are just too daft for him, probably quite childish in his view.
Still I don't care, you start off as a child, have a heavy bit of life and later with some luck you can then take some of it easy again amongst friends, face to face or preferably here with some imaginative typing, great stuff.
Kbalona, dunno, he's around but certainly not here much, come to think of it not been much happening here recently, fullstop.
Anyway enough of this I'm going off topic better start talking silliness again before my posts get pulled.
Ok, abnormal service will resume shortly
Still I don't care, you start off as a child, have a heavy bit of life and later with some luck you can then take some of it easy again amongst friends, face to face or preferably here with some imaginative typing, great stuff.
Kbalona, dunno, he's around but certainly not here much, come to think of it not been much happening here recently, fullstop.
Anyway enough of this I'm going off topic better start talking silliness again before my posts get pulled.
Ok, abnormal service will resume shortly
quote:Still I don't care, you start off as a child, have a heavy bit of life and later with some luck you can then take some of it easy again amongst friends
Absolutely Choo! After all, isn't this a big part of what our lives are all about? Great stuff Indeed!
Best get back to silliness lest both our posts get pulled. Now just where did ABI get off to???
My goodness gracious! Where on Earth IS everyone???
Could it be there is life away from here? Surely you jest!!!
Could it be there is life away from here? Surely you jest!!!
Well I'm here my precious little eight legged jewel of the night. Never far away (lurking and skulking about as usual), and aways ready to keep you company on this currently lonely, abandoned thread. How dare our whackazoid companions get a life. Just cuz we go MIA for days at a time, don't mean they can!
Yay, I had a life today (smile)
But now I feel guilty, hehehe
This thread is as dead as my freezer rats, who incidentally, were bid a not so fond farewell today.
Made a real celebration of it!
Did my Happy Dance of Death
Lit candles, burned incense
Had an excorcism
(The oijie board told me what to do with them)
Then I scrubbed the CARP out of my freezer with bleach.
Yeah fun day
But now I feel guilty, hehehe
This thread is as dead as my freezer rats, who incidentally, were bid a not so fond farewell today.
Made a real celebration of it!
Did my Happy Dance of Death
Lit candles, burned incense
Had an excorcism
(The oijie board told me what to do with them)
Then I scrubbed the CARP out of my freezer with bleach.
Yeah fun day
Turning over a new leaf in the book of kitchen do's and don'ts. Hope hubby got the message and made it up to you on Valentines Day. If not, he may need a whackin'.
Hey Ninth,
How ya be??
Yeah he definitely needs a whackin, just for fun if nothing else
Am I going to have to get the RAID out?? Let me know now so I can be prepared
~~I can't believe I forgot it was Valentines Day yesterday!! (Obviously I got no gifts)
How ya be??
Yeah he definitely needs a whackin, just for fun if nothing else
Am I going to have to get the RAID out?? Let me know now so I can be prepared
~~I can't believe I forgot it was Valentines Day yesterday!! (Obviously I got no gifts)
Hey guys just got done hitting the
button to report a spineless worm on this thread that started off by insulting Choo. Of course I jumped in to the fray. AAARGH Did nae e'en need me red shirt which Miss S left I in charge O'. https://community.auctiva.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/8386099...381097172#3381097172
Some people can be such idiots!
Glad to hear the rats are gome Miss M. Has the freezer been thoroughly sanitized?
button to report a spineless worm on this thread that started off by insulting Choo. Of course I jumped in to the fray. AAARGH Did nae e'en need me red shirt which Miss S left I in charge O'. https://community.auctiva.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/8386099...381097172#3381097172
Some people can be such idiots!
Glad to hear the rats are gome Miss M. Has the freezer been thoroughly sanitized?
Well just commented on the nasty odour on the thread of the day, best just let the odour disperse now, hang on all this startd after the raticles were disposed of, ooh err, was there any connection, Ms M did you dispose of them or did they mutate
Almost thought WWIII was about to break out there. The way I sees it, anybody who starts a thread by going off like an atomic bomb shouldn't be surprised if they get nuked in return. Besides, the crowd needs to be electrified now and then, do they not?
Hi gang! -- Finally snagged a few blessed moments to peek in on the board, but this will have to be short. Hoping I can take a break later this evening and catch up on all the fun!
Did a real quick scan-over just now on a couple threads outside the Lounge! Choo.. Apologies and solace to you my friend! On behalf of the civilized world... I offer sincerest regrets
for the occasional crude & wimpy turkey-wad idiots; one of which you apparently stumbled across today.
They're supposed to stay put, and not stray from the stinky black goo from whence they hatch. I think I even glimpsed Taz, our Sentry-at-Arms valiantly attempting to squash that malodorous vermin! Attaboy Taz!..sic'm !!! ((i'll have a word with you later. "..disguised zebra-droppings"...Indeed! ))
On a lighter note... Well Hello there Shadeaux! Yes my sweet..you are a doll in my eyes! I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm whining...but somehow I seem to keep missing out on your cookies! (aww..settle down ninth!.. )
Ahhh yes! Missy-M! A soothing sight for sore eyes! ~ It's sooo good to see you feeling better and back at 'em! I really missed those tantalizing eyes of yours! (enough to make a grown zebra's udder shudder! ) And what's this?? No Valentines????
Well we shall NOT have any of that!! Nosireee! -- Let's see if we can rustle-up something to make it better!!
Tipp'n my hat to everyone else too! -- sorry for the quick in & out! Be back for more of ya'lls antics asap!
zeb
Did a real quick scan-over just now on a couple threads outside the Lounge! Choo.. Apologies and solace to you my friend! On behalf of the civilized world... I offer sincerest regrets
for the occasional crude & wimpy turkey-wad idiots; one of which you apparently stumbled across today.
They're supposed to stay put, and not stray from the stinky black goo from whence they hatch. I think I even glimpsed Taz, our Sentry-at-Arms valiantly attempting to squash that malodorous vermin! Attaboy Taz!..sic'm !!! ((i'll have a word with you later. "..disguised zebra-droppings"...Indeed! ))
On a lighter note... Well Hello there Shadeaux! Yes my sweet..you are a doll in my eyes! I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm whining...but somehow I seem to keep missing out on your cookies! (aww..settle down ninth!.. )
Ahhh yes! Missy-M! A soothing sight for sore eyes! ~ It's sooo good to see you feeling better and back at 'em! I really missed those tantalizing eyes of yours! (enough to make a grown zebra's udder shudder! ) And what's this?? No Valentines????
Well we shall NOT have any of that!! Nosireee! -- Let's see if we can rustle-up something to make it better!!
Tipp'n my hat to everyone else too! -- sorry for the quick in & out! Be back for more of ya'lls antics asap!
zeb
Ahhh Zebra, you're a silver tongued devil aren't ya (swoon) Whatcha think Miss S??? I'm sure you agree. Still waitin for my Valentine, Z....
Boy somebody needs a whackin and for once it's NOT ninth..Poor ninth has been whacked enough (maybe)
Miss S, I just saw you around here where are ya??
Boy somebody needs a whackin and for once it's NOT ninth..Poor ninth has been whacked enough (maybe)
Miss S, I just saw you around here where are ya??
Hi Miss M. I'm right here.
Awww Zebra *blush* Silver tongued devil indeed! Tryin' to get Ninth's cookies! My goodness, and ya didn't even give Miss M and me a Valentine...
Choo, ya know how much you're appreciated. Glad ya didn't let that snarky ole bu** get to ya. Way ta go Taz! You go Man!
Oh Nii-inth, my sweet li'l fly... I've got brownies!
Awww Zebra *blush* Silver tongued devil indeed! Tryin' to get Ninth's cookies! My goodness, and ya didn't even give Miss M and me a Valentine...
Choo, ya know how much you're appreciated. Glad ya didn't let that snarky ole bu** get to ya. Way ta go Taz! You go Man!
Oh Nii-inth, my sweet li'l fly... I've got brownies!
Ewwwwwwww. You really know how to make a lurker 'expose' himself. Ok, Zeb, for tryin' to steal my cookies, I'm callin' my fly mates. A thousand flies are about to buzz up your bu**.
Oh my! Here we go my adorable creature of th' night... Are you gonna 'expose' those gorgeous wings that you sweep me off my feet and carry me away on... or what?
Uh-oh poor Zeb. Methinks Miss M better get th' Raid ready... that's a mighty lot o' flies there fixin' ta be after th' Zebra Doo-Doo!
Uh-oh poor Zeb. Methinks Miss M better get th' Raid ready... that's a mighty lot o' flies there fixin' ta be after th' Zebra Doo-Doo!
quote:Are you gonna 'expose' those gorgeous wings that you sweep me off my feet and carry me away on... or what?
What.
Ok I caught Ya'll Red-Handed this time!
Just cuz I didn't make it back before the sand-man snooked up on me (zzzZ).. Don't mean my radar-ears quit work'n!!
I could hear ya'll carry'n on about pesky horse-flies and such. But hold on there Ninth! ~ yer all wet bout me gett'n in yer cookie jar!! ((come to think of it...ninth looks kinda wet all the time!~eh? )) ~ Maybe ya' oughta' keep a good eye on them hot brownies tho! No telling how many other bushwackers might be lurking about!
Aww Heck! I ain't gonna' try and cover-up no colors on my hide! Missy's really the apple of my eye! (no~not that apple dear! ) Yepper' dats right! She deserves a real sweet Valentine Card so she's gonna' git one from ME! (Missy I'm sorry its a tad late...but I had to gallop all the way into the big city just so's to find you the right one. ) I've only got eyes for You ya' know!!
So.. Shadeaux, you and lather-wings can jest cool off a skosh..(if'n that's possible?) cuz Missy forgot it were Valentines Day..and there's no excuse for that on my watch! {{ ..ya' know whut ninth?...you always looked a little frothy too! prolly toooo many cookies!~huh? }}
Well I figger Taz and ChooChoo are gonna' barge in here before long and steal my thunder (again).. so Missy before that happens..whaddya' say we duck out the back while no one's looking!!? I got your Valentine right around the corner here. ((don't nobody else peek neither! ))!
Just cuz I didn't make it back before the sand-man snooked up on me (zzzZ).. Don't mean my radar-ears quit work'n!!
I could hear ya'll carry'n on about pesky horse-flies and such. But hold on there Ninth! ~ yer all wet bout me gett'n in yer cookie jar!! ((come to think of it...ninth looks kinda wet all the time!~eh? )) ~ Maybe ya' oughta' keep a good eye on them hot brownies tho! No telling how many other bushwackers might be lurking about!
Aww Heck! I ain't gonna' try and cover-up no colors on my hide! Missy's really the apple of my eye! (no~not that apple dear! ) Yepper' dats right! She deserves a real sweet Valentine Card so she's gonna' git one from ME! (Missy I'm sorry its a tad late...but I had to gallop all the way into the big city just so's to find you the right one. ) I've only got eyes for You ya' know!!
So.. Shadeaux, you and lather-wings can jest cool off a skosh..(if'n that's possible?) cuz Missy forgot it were Valentines Day..and there's no excuse for that on my watch! {{ ..ya' know whut ninth?...you always looked a little frothy too! prolly toooo many cookies!~huh? }}
Well I figger Taz and ChooChoo are gonna' barge in here before long and steal my thunder (again).. so Missy before that happens..whaddya' say we duck out the back while no one's looking!!? I got your Valentine right around the corner here. ((don't nobody else peek neither! ))!
Hey Missssy!
Be my VALENTINE ! ????
Zeb
Be my VALENTINE ! ????
Zeb
G'morning everybody,
Awww Zebra I love the card, you made my day
But where are my presents??? (kidding)
Oh boy, Miss S and ninth are dangerous when they're both here together
I hope you all are around later (REALLY later) when I get home from work
Awww Zebra I love the card, you made my day
But where are my presents??? (kidding)
Oh boy, Miss S and ninth are dangerous when they're both here together
I hope you all are around later (REALLY later) when I get home from work
OH NO...now Choo has ESP too! Are you reading my mind right now?? Then you already know I miss picking on you But wait til later...
quote:Are you reading my mind right now??
Oh yes, I'm a waiting
YES I am (Choo, you're terrible..LOL)
But I'm going to work now, so I'll be picking on you later
But I'm going to work now, so I'll be picking on you later
quote:
Maybe ya' oughta' keep a good eye on them hot brownies tho! No telling how many other bushwackers might be lurking about!
..ya' know whut ninth?...you always looked a little frothy too! prolly toooo many cookies!~huh?
Zeb, don't you worry yerself none. I got me suspicious fly eyeballs (about 500 of um) zeroed in on them brownies, and the other 500 watchin out for them bushwackers, includin a certain funny lookin horse. And righty ya are bout the frothy bit - them secret cookie ingredients can make ya look like a good pint with a overflowing head on it.
Well, I see the infamous thread endures!!
Am back from a couple of weeks + in sunny Los Cabos.......can't say I missed the weather here. Had snow when I left...it's still cool here, but not like when I left.
I suppose there's not much happening right??? Well, I have re-opened my store so must get to work. Seems like I'll never get caught up.
Will try to check the Lounge in the wee morning hours when the folks to my East are up! Wow late!!!
Am back from a couple of weeks + in sunny Los Cabos.......can't say I missed the weather here. Had snow when I left...it's still cool here, but not like when I left.
I suppose there's not much happening right??? Well, I have re-opened my store so must get to work. Seems like I'll never get caught up.
Will try to check the Lounge in the wee morning hours when the folks to my East are up! Wow late!!!
How could Zeb get the DeLorean when yous all said I couldn't have it? Is he a theif in the night?
quote:Is he a theif in the night?
Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.
Any how, zzzzzzzzzzzztime here catch up later
quote:Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.
Well now would I do that? I am the defender of freedom and the basher of of Auctiva idiots. Gotta buy me a new shotgun. Maybe a double barrel and load er wit somw rock salt. Seems to I been seein hoof-prints in the snow around me garage of late. Metinks Zeb already got me silver (DeLorean) and now e's a tryin fer me gold (Mercedes)
An ter make nadders woise e be tryin for Miss M now.
Rats on a Valentines card wit a Zebra skin rug. Wot is dis dat be appenin 'ere.
I'll be gettin me pint O rum for da night and widenin da plank. So da Zebra can walk da plank err face da cosequences of is actions.
I know Miss M it is dem adorable eyes dat be drivin im nuts.
Well Howdy there 'N' glad to have you back safe-n-sound. Pull up a chair! I was just going over my notes and gettin' some linguistic pointers from Ninth.
Yeowwza ~ Ninth !!!!! -- Your 'heady' choice of words for making a frothy pintle point about secret cookie ingredients...
Far out-trumps my archaic notions for getting a pretty Philly to cum home. I might need to quit bating my masterful techniques for gynerating a frenzy.. as it would be semen' entirely lame and old-fashioned in this day and time. Yes, methinks the polished triple-entendre is probably far too convulvaluted such that it now only lays before me my awaiting twomb; sorrowfully unrecognized for its heavenly fulfilling yet neglected promise of relief.
Alas, my previous subtle-tongue style of pitching plea, thru cunning-linguistics no longer serves strong and erect as once before, for it doth fail to inspire the fair maidens' nod in favor of pressing to home my earnest desires; despite such aching need for base and fruitful plate. I just may have trod the long-winded trail to finally have become an out of date nun-sequitur.
Any body wanna' beer?
quote:And righty ya are bout the frothy bit - them secret cookie ingredients can make ya look like a good pint with a overflowing head on it. Big Grin
Yeowwza ~ Ninth !!!!! -- Your 'heady' choice of words for making a frothy pintle point about secret cookie ingredients...
Far out-trumps my archaic notions for getting a pretty Philly to cum home. I might need to quit bating my masterful techniques for gynerating a frenzy.. as it would be semen' entirely lame and old-fashioned in this day and time. Yes, methinks the polished triple-entendre is probably far too convulvaluted such that it now only lays before me my awaiting twomb; sorrowfully unrecognized for its heavenly fulfilling yet neglected promise of relief.
Alas, my previous subtle-tongue style of pitching plea, thru cunning-linguistics no longer serves strong and erect as once before, for it doth fail to inspire the fair maidens' nod in favor of pressing to home my earnest desires; despite such aching need for base and fruitful plate. I just may have trod the long-winded trail to finally have become an out of date nun-sequitur.
Any body wanna' beer?
Alas, I am afraid the Ninth must respectively bow down before the cunning-linguistics so masterfully bated in so strong and erect a manner as the above elucidation. I'm afraid such a stunning display of polished triple-entendre is quite beyond the meager talents of a frothy hack-n-slash double-entendre mind more suited to a game of whack-a-mole.
Despair not bud Zeb, for your heart-rending introspection, and resulting self-correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
Thanks for the beer (got a great head). O, an I'sa callin' off da fly mates, yer bu** is safe fer now.
Despair not bud Zeb, for your heart-rending introspection, and resulting self-correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
Thanks for the beer (got a great head). O, an I'sa callin' off da fly mates, yer bu** is safe fer now.
Well I'll be DANGED! (..they oughta git a rope an' HayngME!..)quote:...correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
WhoooHOOO!! You da' WAVE ~ Man!!
I'm gonna' call in fer MORE BEER!! ...AND howz about a couple PIZZAs??
Ya Know??...I always wondr'd how it were...dat I was left scratch'n round da stark-empty hen-house...
..while it seemed the muthurlubbin'-Bubbas were always lunkn' around wid all the hottest chiks! ???
Well twist my tail-straps!! So dat suewahvee-nova Casa-longtongue dog don't hunt no more huh?...
Thanks..Duude! Fer gittn' me
Dis calls for a CelleeBrayshuhn! YeahhaahHOOOO !!
(( hey psst ninth (((shhh!- wanna' have sum fun wid da greenhorns??)))
(((i wanna' git taz good too. ..choo's already sacked-out)))
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HEY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP! I BEEN THINK'N IT WHUD BE HIGH-TIME FER A
PROPER SOCIAL INTERDUCKTION fer ALL DEE NEWER FOLKS to GIT ACKQUAINTED!
Now WE GOT FREE PIZZAs COMIN' and BECUZZ I'M HAPPY AS A HORNY-TOED LIZARD ToNITE
I'M SPRING'N the TAP FER ALL THE FREE BEER ANYONE KAN GUZZLE!!
SOOooOOO!!!??? C'MON DOWWNNN!!
NOW THERE'S ONE MOWER THANG !! .... I WANT EVERYONE Here TONITE TO REALLY HAVE LOTS O' FUNN!!!
SO WHO WOULD LIKE TO TROT ON OVER ....
AN' JOIN IN ON A LITTLE OLE FRIENDLY GAME O' POKER! ???
YES-- o'Coarse Billy ~ PayPaL IS PRE-Furred ..
but ya' Kin AuntEE up with Most ANYthing at ALL!!
BY THE WAY...
MY NAME's ZEBRA ...but Jez Call Me ZEB !
Now That Ladies & Gents...you should make no mistake...
is Real Zebra-droppings!
so..as my buddy Taz once advised...." watch yer step! ".
Taz ole' boy?...I been meaning to speak to you about the Merc of your'n. Nice Ride the 380? --Yr?
...I admit, I took a quick peek, so them's my prints ya probably saw. -- Didn't touch it though!
Nevermind mind my private card to Missy! - I wanted to cheer her up! So there! Put away yer Pea-shooter! Whacha been doin' lately?.... do I get this right? - you bust heads for money from time to time? You Brute!
I had nuth'n to do with the DeLorean! -- you sure you didn't just maybe pass some troglodyte-gas while standing a tad too close or sump'n?
Anyway...I think ya really oughta pass it over to 'N' fer a bit. He was definitely in front of me!
ChooChoooooo? You Must be chugg'n along by now? What's the matter? Haven't you ever witnessed the next morning's aftermath of a beer-party a la Poker Game which got outta' hand a little? Happens down here at the University of Texas all the time! No biggie. Like you said..lighthearted stimulating entertainment aside from shop-talk. Oh yeah, sorry..I forgot again!! --You must be well conditioned already from all the needles, whackins, and group-rates for snipe hunt'n and
cow-tipp'n parties. Oh well...In any case just Watch yer step please!
is Real Zebra-droppings!
so..as my buddy Taz once advised...." watch yer step! ".
Taz ole' boy?...I been meaning to speak to you about the Merc of your'n. Nice Ride the 380? --Yr?
...I admit, I took a quick peek, so them's my prints ya probably saw. -- Didn't touch it though!
Nevermind mind my private card to Missy! - I wanted to cheer her up! So there! Put away yer Pea-shooter! Whacha been doin' lately?.... do I get this right? - you bust heads for money from time to time? You Brute!
I had nuth'n to do with the DeLorean! -- you sure you didn't just maybe pass some troglodyte-gas while standing a tad too close or sump'n?
Anyway...I think ya really oughta pass it over to 'N' fer a bit. He was definitely in front of me!
ChooChoooooo? You Must be chugg'n along by now? What's the matter? Haven't you ever witnessed the next morning's aftermath of a beer-party a la Poker Game which got outta' hand a little? Happens down here at the University of Texas all the time! No biggie. Like you said..lighthearted stimulating entertainment aside from shop-talk. Oh yeah, sorry..I forgot again!! --You must be well conditioned already from all the needles, whackins, and group-rates for snipe hunt'n and
cow-tipp'n parties. Oh well...In any case just Watch yer step please!
quote:Oh well...In any case just Watch yer step please!
Too right with the amount Zebra pooh round ere
Oh no, 24 hours without a single post????
This is no good...where IS everybody??
Zebra, I missed the party but let me know when the next one is and I'll be there
And don't worry about Choo gettin a hangover..he's ALWAYS hungover, can't ya tell?
This is no good...where IS everybody??
Zebra, I missed the party but let me know when the next one is and I'll be there
And don't worry about Choo gettin a hangover..he's ALWAYS hungover, can't ya tell?
thanks Missy...
choo said "best to best just let the odour disperse now" ~ so I went ahead and opened all the windows.
Was also think'n a vacation might be a good idea. Waddya' think? South Pole maybe??
choo said "best to best just let the odour disperse now" ~ so I went ahead and opened all the windows.
Was also think'n a vacation might be a good idea. Waddya' think? South Pole maybe??
quote:so I went ahead and opened all the windows.
Must be warm in your part of the country..if I did that here...well, I'm too cold to even think about it
I am addicted to summer.
quote:I am addicted to summer.
Wow Ms M, you actually get enough sunshine to get addicted to it, lucky you
Actually Zebra I wasn't referring to stripy droppings although there seems to be plenty go around, I was referring to a not so pleasant odour from a stroppy poster that Taz and I were have a do with last week.
But if the carp fits
And me, ungover, can't even afford the letters to spell it let alone get one, I always 'look' this way
BTW - where has my morning read gone these days, lot of slacking states side lately
ChooChoo.. Funny how it is you would mention that "stroppy poster".. because I was thinking of him as well as a number of other folks, as I continue to digest the long history of postings out on the boards. Clearly, confused anxiety attends many who come to the community seeking support, consolation, solutions, and encouragements from those having tread before them. Their trials and tribulations are invaluable for helping to cultivate my own growth and understanding for a variety of reasons.
Not that anyone cares much now, but many years ago there was this interesting fellow who happened to just 'show-up' with some pretty good ideas about different ways to look at things in life. Although it's been over two decades or more since his contributions were in vogue, there's still a lot to be said for many of his keen insights. Historically, every society has been known to toss at least a few thorns of derision upon the path of progressive innovators, from whatever quarter they may emerge; and likewise Werner Erhard certainly was duly buffeted by his own detractors during and after his day. I'd have to dispute being considered an 'Est' cult-groupee or disciple, but such exposure inspired me to believe that every experience we encounter... contains somewhere within it an essential 'diamond' of insight which is fundamentally irreplaceable.
Here are a few quote-condensed ideas I recall from back then.. and offer them up now for what they might possibly be worth to you or anyone else at this juncture. My best wishes for you this evening. May you also find this nicely supplements your morning read.
" Love is a function of communication; Health is a function of participation; Self expression is a function of responsibility. "
" Create your future from your future not your past. "
and one of my long-time favorites still remains...
" It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going. "
Missy..Unseasonably warm here now. Even Spooky!.. especially for the week coming.
Not that anyone cares much now, but many years ago there was this interesting fellow who happened to just 'show-up' with some pretty good ideas about different ways to look at things in life. Although it's been over two decades or more since his contributions were in vogue, there's still a lot to be said for many of his keen insights. Historically, every society has been known to toss at least a few thorns of derision upon the path of progressive innovators, from whatever quarter they may emerge; and likewise Werner Erhard certainly was duly buffeted by his own detractors during and after his day. I'd have to dispute being considered an 'Est' cult-groupee or disciple, but such exposure inspired me to believe that every experience we encounter... contains somewhere within it an essential 'diamond' of insight which is fundamentally irreplaceable.
Here are a few quote-condensed ideas I recall from back then.. and offer them up now for what they might possibly be worth to you or anyone else at this juncture. My best wishes for you this evening. May you also find this nicely supplements your morning read.
" Love is a function of communication; Health is a function of participation; Self expression is a function of responsibility. "
" Create your future from your future not your past. "
and one of my long-time favorites still remains...
" It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going. "
Missy..Unseasonably warm here now. Even Spooky!.. especially for the week coming.
oooooooo!! I can feel it coming already! I think Taz is gittn' ready to lob a grenade! ~ betcha it'll be sorta graphic!
quote:I think Taz is gittn' ready to lob a grenade! ~ betcha it'll be sorta graphic!
Unfortunately Taz has got some real world interests lately which are getting in the way of fantasy.
quote:It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going.
I have that trouble with a push bike, and it always homes in on lamp posts
Wakey Wakey any one alive on here today zzzzzzzzzzzz
quote:Unfortunately Wink Taz has got some real world interests lately which are getting in the way of fantasy.
Quite true Choo my GF moved in with me recently and I also started the new job. Swing shift is something new to me and I am trying to get use to it.
Also trying to find the time to devote to GF and co-ordinate our schedules somewhat.
I have my hands quite full at the moment. Not complaining mind you!
Thankfully GF's parents are being very supportive and did not threaten to shoot me!LOL
Must say since we started dating I do feel about 10 years younger. (If only I was! Then I would at least be younger than her parents.) Oh well I've always been one to grab life by the horns.
It certainly does seem the thread is gasping for air of late! Well it is over 3 months old now!
Zeb sorry I missed the poker and beer party! Maybe next time.
Will talk to all you people later.
OH my, I missed a lot.
Suffice to say the weather was beautiful and our 30-40 degree weather is not helping my new tan....two weeks of sun is not enough!
All this talk.....wow! I start to think I know what ye all are saying and then bam! someone new pops up with another dialect!
I am still trying to catch up my store from being gone. Works ok, as far as I know.
There is so much politicing going on everywhere I think I shall stay in my shell for a few more days and see what happened when I come out....thars national politicking, ebay politicking, our travel forum politicking...me thinks it's reminiscent of the old days....yep I'm old enough to remember the middle class mass and our great will to overcome the oppression and yes I took part in it. Now I don't know where to put my energy. Gonna take a breather and figger it out.
Maybe I'll just read this thread, that will keep me busy til the next week passes.
Hey if anyone has a cute turtle avatar, I want one! I never have found a really cute one. I like to think I only come out when it's safe....not always true, I get a little reactive at times.....but a turtle I be!
Suffice to say the weather was beautiful and our 30-40 degree weather is not helping my new tan....two weeks of sun is not enough!
All this talk.....wow! I start to think I know what ye all are saying and then bam! someone new pops up with another dialect!
I am still trying to catch up my store from being gone. Works ok, as far as I know.
There is so much politicing going on everywhere I think I shall stay in my shell for a few more days and see what happened when I come out....thars national politicking, ebay politicking, our travel forum politicking...me thinks it's reminiscent of the old days....yep I'm old enough to remember the middle class mass and our great will to overcome the oppression and yes I took part in it. Now I don't know where to put my energy. Gonna take a breather and figger it out.
Maybe I'll just read this thread, that will keep me busy til the next week passes.
Hey if anyone has a cute turtle avatar, I want one! I never have found a really cute one. I like to think I only come out when it's safe....not always true, I get a little reactive at times.....but a turtle I be!
Something along this line N?
quote:It certainly does seem the thread is gasping for air of late!
Well now, just what oughta be done about that??? Hmmmm???
You guys tell Ninth an' me to cool off, threaten us with Raid an' th' hose... who knows what all. Goodness! What's a poor spyder to do!
Eh, I'll jus' keep after my sweet li'l fly an' temptin' 'im with cookies. Course that'll hafta mean poppin' in here occasionally to get all yorn danders up (won't say panties in a wad lessin' th' fellers're crossdressin'! ).
Zeb, I understand ya threw a great party. Choo talkin' 'bout all the pooh... now we know why we wear them tall boots, yes?
Where the heck is Pete? We miss ya!!!
Hey there 'N' ! --- a turtle eh? Now I'm pretty sure that would have to be a 'custom-made' saddle! ~ micro-saddlebags & Xtra-short stirrups too!
Came in this even'n from replanting about a gazillion tomato plants! Gaww! Gonna' make some SERIOUS batches o' picante sauce after a while. The days are gittn' noticeably longer now, and with the *unusually* mild winter we've had.. our peach trees are FULL of blossoms!! Too bad cuz there's bound to be another freeze coming. -- has happened many times before. And isn't there any body on the planet besides me who likes Okra?? Prolly not! I swear it now..Nuth'n beats hot fried Okra & a Chicken-Fried steak w/gravy!
So Taz is shacked up now with his superior officer! Hmmm.. that'll probably put a slight crimp in your night-life eligibility..yep! Yer also gonna hafta' pick up yer dirty socks & undies more often now.~ I GuarAWNTEE it ole boy! -- Yeah..I was married once upon a (very strange) time. Turns out I were a heap more married than She were too!! -- Better g'won and buckle-up yer seat belt now Tazzy-boy. Extra KP-duty and ya best mind the coy-humor gutterball-remarks... RAPIDS Ahead !! Where's that grenade I was pick'n up on? My guess is yer Filly put it away cuz she don't care for ya leaving your nick-nacks and toys out on the coffee table no more. Did you stuff yer battle-axe way back in the utility-room closet yet?? ((Yer better git yer jabs in now N..while he's still in a daze and stalled on the cattle-chute! )) I do kinda' like the turtle avi tho Taz..quite Cute I must admit! -- I'm just itch'n to see what a 'domesticated' tazzy-devil avatar looks like though!! Tickles my nickel just thinking about it!!
Politicks! arrgh!! Yer right about that N! -- They've stomped all over my favorite Andy Griffith and Leave-it-Beaver re-runs now with the dang silly duh-baits and town-stump'n turkey-dance stuff plugging up the airwaves! I believe BillHillyGirl and BamBam are even gonna' invade Austin fer another jabber-hockey spittn-contest day after tomorrow. I'll have to sit that one out though! I'm thinking of get'n outta dodge again soon and was toying with the idea of maybe heading south. Ahh..Costa Rica! Now there's a pretty place! Still a bit too chilly here to git out on the water-skis (we got a nice lake here).. but maybe in another month or so.
ChooChoo my buddy...I can see you must've certainly hit the dream-stream some time ago! Unless of course, you're really a drag-queen Vampire! If that be the case...you'd surely be out right about now stealthing around in the nearly-full moon shadows! Bit o' advice pal... leave the push bike at home tonite....them lamp posts are especially magnetic on a full moon! Forget the roller-skates too! -- I believe Missy's got a nice apple for ya' if you happen to catch a case of the midnight looney munchies! Which reminds me...It's a rare thing to catch...but can anyone guess whut the horses do out in the back pasture only on full moons??
Speak'n of Missy...Lovey~If you think yer addicted to summer now (living in Chi Town)...then you'd have a full blown double-dipped over-dose of climatic-euphoria if'n ya'll ever came round here in the late spring! I've lived all over the states from coast to coast and in some truly pretty country..but I didn't really know where my home was...till I wound up here! Take my word for it...Twas a helluva shift from the wild-jungle outskirts of Washington DC.
Well I guess I'll let ya'll have some rest now. I gotta' drag out the gittar and crank up some comfortably-numb pink-floyd tonite before have'n to shake-a-leg tomorrow morning. Gonna' pick up my momma..and take 'er down to da' bank and WallyWorld for a little 20-mile therapeutic shopping-stroll exercise; yet another all American gluttonoid pastime! I've banned her from eBay already!!
Ciao!
Wait a minute! .Hold up Hoss! I forgot something!! -- I been meaning to ask if anyone has ever found out from the wait-staff 'round here....COULD WE BE ALLOWED MAYBE... just a C_o_u_p_l_e more different smilies to work with??
EDIT: Shadeaux.. ya slipped yer post in on me while I was peck'n mine out and weren't looking! You're a Spy-slyder you are!
((awww.. go ahead an' say panties-in-a-wad... shivers me tail hairs just fine! ))
Came in this even'n from replanting about a gazillion tomato plants! Gaww! Gonna' make some SERIOUS batches o' picante sauce after a while. The days are gittn' noticeably longer now, and with the *unusually* mild winter we've had.. our peach trees are FULL of blossoms!! Too bad cuz there's bound to be another freeze coming. -- has happened many times before. And isn't there any body on the planet besides me who likes Okra?? Prolly not! I swear it now..Nuth'n beats hot fried Okra & a Chicken-Fried steak w/gravy!
So Taz is shacked up now with his superior officer! Hmmm.. that'll probably put a slight crimp in your night-life eligibility..yep! Yer also gonna hafta' pick up yer dirty socks & undies more often now.~ I GuarAWNTEE it ole boy! -- Yeah..I was married once upon a (very strange) time. Turns out I were a heap more married than She were too!! -- Better g'won and buckle-up yer seat belt now Tazzy-boy. Extra KP-duty and ya best mind the coy-humor gutterball-remarks... RAPIDS Ahead !! Where's that grenade I was pick'n up on? My guess is yer Filly put it away cuz she don't care for ya leaving your nick-nacks and toys out on the coffee table no more. Did you stuff yer battle-axe way back in the utility-room closet yet?? ((Yer better git yer jabs in now N..while he's still in a daze and stalled on the cattle-chute! )) I do kinda' like the turtle avi tho Taz..quite Cute I must admit! -- I'm just itch'n to see what a 'domesticated' tazzy-devil avatar looks like though!! Tickles my nickel just thinking about it!!
Politicks! arrgh!! Yer right about that N! -- They've stomped all over my favorite Andy Griffith and Leave-it-Beaver re-runs now with the dang silly duh-baits and town-stump'n turkey-dance stuff plugging up the airwaves! I believe BillHillyGirl and BamBam are even gonna' invade Austin fer another jabber-hockey spittn-contest day after tomorrow. I'll have to sit that one out though! I'm thinking of get'n outta dodge again soon and was toying with the idea of maybe heading south. Ahh..Costa Rica! Now there's a pretty place! Still a bit too chilly here to git out on the water-skis (we got a nice lake here).. but maybe in another month or so.
ChooChoo my buddy...I can see you must've certainly hit the dream-stream some time ago! Unless of course, you're really a drag-queen Vampire! If that be the case...you'd surely be out right about now stealthing around in the nearly-full moon shadows! Bit o' advice pal... leave the push bike at home tonite....them lamp posts are especially magnetic on a full moon! Forget the roller-skates too! -- I believe Missy's got a nice apple for ya' if you happen to catch a case of the midnight looney munchies! Which reminds me...It's a rare thing to catch...but can anyone guess whut the horses do out in the back pasture only on full moons??
Speak'n of Missy...Lovey~If you think yer addicted to summer now (living in Chi Town)...then you'd have a full blown double-dipped over-dose of climatic-euphoria if'n ya'll ever came round here in the late spring! I've lived all over the states from coast to coast and in some truly pretty country..but I didn't really know where my home was...till I wound up here! Take my word for it...Twas a helluva shift from the wild-jungle outskirts of Washington DC.
Well I guess I'll let ya'll have some rest now. I gotta' drag out the gittar and crank up some comfortably-numb pink-floyd tonite before have'n to shake-a-leg tomorrow morning. Gonna' pick up my momma..and take 'er down to da' bank and WallyWorld for a little 20-mile therapeutic shopping-stroll exercise; yet another all American gluttonoid pastime! I've banned her from eBay already!!
Ciao!
Wait a minute! .Hold up Hoss! I forgot something!! -- I been meaning to ask if anyone has ever found out from the wait-staff 'round here....COULD WE BE ALLOWED MAYBE... just a C_o_u_p_l_e more different smilies to work with??
EDIT: Shadeaux.. ya slipped yer post in on me while I was peck'n mine out and weren't looking! You're a Spy-slyder you are!
((awww.. go ahead an' say panties-in-a-wad... shivers me tail hairs just fine! ))
Hey everybody! (or whoever's left..not many of us around anymore) Not even me and I'm a founding member
Zebra you're SO talkative lately That's a GOOD thing! Since we've all cut back on our postings poor Choo is stuck reading the newspaper now in the mornings instead of our silliness. (We know you miss us Choo!)
Well I'm outta here for now just wanted to say HI and hope everyone has a great day
Til later~~~
EDIT - almost forgot Z...Pink Floyd fan here too, crank it!
Zebra you're SO talkative lately That's a GOOD thing! Since we've all cut back on our postings poor Choo is stuck reading the newspaper now in the mornings instead of our silliness. (We know you miss us Choo!)
Well I'm outta here for now just wanted to say HI and hope everyone has a great day
Til later~~~
EDIT - almost forgot Z...Pink Floyd fan here too, crank it!
quote:Originally posted by TazFromPA:
Something along this line N?
I think ye are onto something....but....
think I need something a little more tentative....
Holy cow I whacked that link up!
Hmmm I have a little stirrup from the early 50's, a toy it was my brothers.....maybe I'll get a pic soon and show ya it.....it we copy it...it will make TWO!!!
.....alright now. Listen to me now, if this somber void keeps up.... ya'll are gonna force me to hafta' come up with some really Weird News!
Yes we ARE very somber aren't we?? I think everyone is bummed out about all the new ebay policy changes (geez I'm sick of it already)
So instead lets party! I'm waiting for you to come up with some 'wierd news' (wonder what that means) And in the meantime, I found a pic of Choo...he won't be reading the newspaper tomorrow morning he'll be reading this and I'll be in BIG trouble
Sorry CCG I just couldn't resist Still friends?
BTW - he's reading his new and improved ebay invoice hehehe
So instead lets party! I'm waiting for you to come up with some 'wierd news' (wonder what that means) And in the meantime, I found a pic of Choo...he won't be reading the newspaper tomorrow morning he'll be reading this and I'll be in BIG trouble
Sorry CCG I just couldn't resist Still friends?
BTW - he's reading his new and improved ebay invoice hehehe
I found one for you N...something like this?
Obviously looks tentative...I'll try it out and see what happens.....thanks!!!quote:Originally posted by member_8880:
I found one for you N...something like this?
Closer......
I kind of get what you're looking for, but this was the best I could do
quote:I found a pic of Choo...he won't be reading the newspaper tomorrow morning he'll be reading this and I'll be in BIG trouble
I'll say you are the expression may be right but I've got a lot more hair than that
Back later, grrrrr
Choo...on a side note I wanted to ask you if you're having any luck on other selling venues?? Or is it too early to tell?
quote:Big Grin Obviously looks tentative...I'll try it out and see what happens.....thanks!!!
Closer......
well.... I dunno 'N'. ~ No disrespect to Missy but I'd be a little careful bout what she offers ya'. Her offerings can have a little "bite" to it!
" Rare Four-eyed Turtle Hatches At The Tennessee Aquarium: Endangered Hatchling May Represent A First In North America"
ScienceDaily (Jun. 19, 2007) — A rare Beal’s four-eyed turtle recently hatched at the Tennessee Aquarium. According to aquarium herpetologist Enrico Walder this tiny turtle should be treated as big news. “According to records this species of turtle can only be seen at three North American zoos or aquariums, and is listed as an endangered species.
So you might wanna' consider the overall implications.
But then again, maybe not. Your choice I suppose!
quote:No disrespect to Missy but I'd be a little careful bout what she offers ya'. Her offerings can have a little "bite" to it!
Hey, in my own defense, you all know my bite is worse than my bark (or is that the other way around? Dunno)
But I DO like your picture Zebra...and where is Choo? I expected more retaliation from him than just "I have more hair than that"
See you all later~~
By the way Missy... (and quickly since i've gotta' take off in a minute) as long as we're on the subject of avatars...
Since you've earned the esteemed status of having become such an 'Elite' poster-girl presence...
Perhaps you'd consider a little offering from the zebra (no bite intended ~ and I'll scale it down if needs be)
Consider it a belated 'Valentine Gift'...cuz as I said before.... "I've only got Eyes for You!".
Since you've earned the esteemed status of having become such an 'Elite' poster-girl presence...
Perhaps you'd consider a little offering from the zebra (no bite intended ~ and I'll scale it down if needs be)
Consider it a belated 'Valentine Gift'...cuz as I said before.... "I've only got Eyes for You!".
whoa!!! that is cool!!!!!!!!quote:Originally posted by ~Zebra~:
By the way Missy... (and quickly since i've gotta' take off in a minute) as long as we're on the subject of avatars...
Since you've earned the esteemed status of having become such an 'Elite' poster-girl presence...
Perhaps you'd consider a little offering from the zebra (no bite intended ~ and I'll scale it down if needs be)
Consider it a belated 'Valentine Gift'...cuz as I said before.... "I've only got Eyes for You!".
the eyes I mean. The 4 eyed turtle might work, it has a double meaning perhaps......
quote:Choo...on a side note I wanted to ask you if you're having any luck on other selling venues?? Or is it too early to tell?
Well funnily enough the first two items to sell were ones repeatedly listed on greedbay without any takers, so that is rather good especially as they only charge for a FVF, no basic, listing fees, store fees or subscription fees.
No point in listing as auction items on there because the number of visitors are so low, seems common with at least 5 or 6 UK sites I have examined with active listing countsof 100k or less. (Microscopic copmared with greedbay's 15m)
But seeing as these items rarely fetch more than the minimal start price of 99p no problem, put on greedbay couple of times then move to BIN type on the other site with free autorelist until they sell or rot
I virtually have my category of items to myself at the moment and meanwhile place nominal listings on greedbay
Ooh those eyes from Zebra, spooky especially as not used to them moving,
quote:I expected more retaliation from him than just "I have more hair than that"
As governor Arnie would say "I'll be back !"
That's great Choo..I listed one or two things on iOffer and Bidville, so far no action Didn't really expect much tho so it doesn't bother me that much. At least you sold some stuff
uh-oh.."I'll be back" huh?? And then what? Are ya gonna hit me with your newspaper
Maybe I should go & hide now...you'll never find me (hopefully you don't have a hammer)
And Zebra - you're just a big sweetie aren't ya? Quit blushing now I LOVE the eyes, I changed my avatar I hope it will work. I've used gifs before and they never actually moved, but I'm computer challenged so I must have done something wrong...
OK gonna post this & see if my eyes blink, be back later..
BTW Choo I'm wearing my bulletproof vest and helmet, take your best shot (KIDDING! I'm actually hiding behind the couch, HA)
EDIT - Yay they blink, thanks Zeb! Doesn't take much to make me happy does it
uh-oh.."I'll be back" huh?? And then what? Are ya gonna hit me with your newspaper
Maybe I should go & hide now...you'll never find me (hopefully you don't have a hammer)
And Zebra - you're just a big sweetie aren't ya? Quit blushing now I LOVE the eyes, I changed my avatar I hope it will work. I've used gifs before and they never actually moved, but I'm computer challenged so I must have done something wrong...
OK gonna post this & see if my eyes blink, be back later..
BTW Choo I'm wearing my bulletproof vest and helmet, take your best shot (KIDDING! I'm actually hiding behind the couch, HA)
EDIT - Yay they blink, thanks Zeb! Doesn't take much to make me happy does it
Your eyes are great!!! That is so neat!!!
quote:Are ya gonna hit me with your newspaper
Yep, a good whackin with a wet newspaper
Hah! Now you're talkin' Choo! Miss M needs a good whackin', wouldn't ya say? I'd've chosen a wet noodle.
Here's a bit of int'ristin' news. Miss M, makes me think of th' rubber chickens.
Does It Come in Pink or Blue?
N, I've been lookin' for that avi for ya. Turtles sure don't come a dime a dozen, do they?
edit: Ohhhh Ni-iiinth, got some chicken that smells like dog pooh for ya! Or maybe it's Zebra pooh!
Here's a bit of int'ristin' news. Miss M, makes me think of th' rubber chickens.
Does It Come in Pink or Blue?
N, I've been lookin' for that avi for ya. Turtles sure don't come a dime a dozen, do they?
edit: Ohhhh Ni-iiinth, got some chicken that smells like dog pooh for ya! Or maybe it's Zebra pooh!
I am so nooobie that I don't even know anything about these other places to list....guess I better start collecting what yall are writing.
Looks like some have fees and some don't. I can't afford many more fees! Gol dang!
I have two tracks to follow, Jeff's and choo's, which shall I follow????? But then there's a spider....and someone with a rat in their freezer, Ms M, Ms S, TAZ and zeb with a poopy mess.....where am I??? is this a looking glass?
Looks like some have fees and some don't. I can't afford many more fees! Gol dang!
I have two tracks to follow, Jeff's and choo's, which shall I follow????? But then there's a spider....and someone with a rat in their freezer, Ms M, Ms S, TAZ and zeb with a poopy mess.....where am I??? is this a looking glass?
N, ya gotta go back a page here.
We posted at the same time.
We posted at the same time.
quote:Originally posted by Shadeaux:
Ohhhh Ni-iiinth, got some chicken that smells like dog pooh for ya! Or maybe it's Zebra pooh!
I'm a fly, remember? I'll eat it!
Oh my sweet li'l fly, how could I ever forget?!quote:Originally posted by ninth_wave:
I'm a fly, remember? I'll eat it!
Bet you'll like it!! You will I bet!
edit: Hey, where's your avi?
It be a little runny, couldn't ya thicken er up a bit? My spindly lil' fly legs is a sinking into da spyder's brew. I dont wants ta drown in da sea of luv here.
I'll thicken it up alright! Don't want your li'l fly legs asinkin' into th' brew.
Too late fer me... I'm already a goner! Help me my pretty gossamer-winged fly!! I'm drownin' here! Save me yet again!!!quote:Originally posted by ninth_wave:
I dont wants ta drown in da sea of luv here.
You won't have to worry about your spindly legs if you stick with Zeb, you know a fly stuck on .......pooh! zebpooh!quote:Originally posted by ninth_wave:
It be a little runny, couldn't ya thicken er up a bit? My spindly lil' fly legs is a sinking into da spyder's brew. I dont wants ta drown in da sea of luv here.
Oh my, what else, errrr who else did I forget.....the fly! Spider and the fly, fly on the wall, on the fly, stuck on flies like a fly stuck on zeb.......quote:Originally posted by N:
I am so nooobie that I don't even know anything about these other places to list....guess I better start collecting what yall are writing.
Looks like some have fees and some don't. I can't afford many more fees! Gol dang!
I have two tracks to follow, Jeff's and choo's, which shall I follow????? But then there's a spider....and someone with a rat in their freezer, Ms M, Ms S, TAZ and zeb with a poopy mess.....where am I??? is this a looking glass?
Great minds work in the same tracks......not Jeff's nor choos....but mes and yous.....
quote:Save me yet again!!!
The only way you can be saved is the way we badly misbehaved. Eight spyder legs around me you did wrap and we're still in trouble over that!
Ewwww! In trouble with you I'll gladly stay. Don't worry sweet fly... I'll keep N away. No, there won't be th' Zeb pooh for you. You belong in my spyder brew.quote:Originally posted by ninth_wave:
The only way you can be saved is the way we badly misbehaved. Eight spyder legs around me you did wrap and we're still in trouble over that!
quote:Originally posted by N:
You won't have to worry about your spindly legs if you stick with Zeb, you know a fly stuck on .......pooh! zebpooh!
I still got my eyes on dat Zeb dude, cuz I knows he got eyes for dem cookies I'sa layin claim to. My fly buds is still standin by, and ready ta start a buzzin youse knows where. Maybe he better get that arse covered up wit dem brown pantaloons o Miss S!
Da Zeb pooh dem pataloons should contain, but this I do maintain: should they bust or break, Zeb will never feel da relief to ease his ache. In which case da spyder's brew, will only be to me from you.quote:Originally posted by Shadeaux:
No, there won't be th' Zeb pooh for you. You belong in my spyder brew.
quote:dem cookies I'sa layin claim to.
Yep, th' cookies fer you they be. Wanna share a truffle, or two... or three?
Zeb, ya DO still have th' brown pants doncha? Watch out fer th' fly buds! They're comin' to getcha! Ya might hafta share them pants with N 'cause I'm aroundin' up my spyder friends.
Cookies, brownies 'n' spyder brew & now we got th' truffles too.quote:In which case da spyder's brew, will only be to me from you.
quote:Zeb...Ya might hafta share them pants with N
Sharin' em at the same time! Holy moley! All my fly eyeballs is a goin' ta pop out in a starin' frenzy!!!
OMG! Holy Moley Indeed! Your spyder will protect you from such frenzy.
G'night all my Auctiva Asylum maties. Sweet dreams!
G'night all my Auctiva Asylum maties. Sweet dreams!
Damm I missed you guys again???
(Layin it on a little thick aren't ya..LOL)
Don't even want to get the hose out, just glad to see you both posting again, we miss you!!
Miss S, that link was hilarious, thanks but I gotta tell ya NOBODY whacks me, I'M the one that does the wackin And you BOTH deserve one for abandoning our thread *sniff* - Wet noodles are just fine! At least it's not a hammer (Choo is so mean to me) Love that avi ...how do you like my blinking eyes now? Good ole Zeb always comes through I hope you didn't sign off already...I'll email ya
(Layin it on a little thick aren't ya..LOL)
Don't even want to get the hose out, just glad to see you both posting again, we miss you!!
Miss S, that link was hilarious, thanks but I gotta tell ya NOBODY whacks me, I'M the one that does the wackin And you BOTH deserve one for abandoning our thread *sniff* - Wet noodles are just fine! At least it's not a hammer (Choo is so mean to me) Love that avi ...how do you like my blinking eyes now? Good ole Zeb always comes through I hope you didn't sign off already...I'll email ya
Sharing brown pants that belong to a fly........
Ahhh...not just any brown pants, no siree..dese be da infamous brown pantaloons, dat be wore by heros such as Taz and ninth...
You'd have to read every single page and every single word to get every goofy post that's going on here. It would probably take a month
You'd have to read every single page and every single word to get every goofy post that's going on here. It would probably take a month
So... I simply step out for a day (gotta' tend to a 'real' life occasionally ((like politickal debates and such)) )... and what happens behind my back??
---- A couple dozen goofy posts show up from silly-willys with nuth'n better to do!!
Now THAT'S more like it!!
zeb
---- A couple dozen goofy posts show up from silly-willys with nuth'n better to do!!
Now THAT'S more like it!!
zeb
quote:I'M the one that does the wackin
Right get whackin yourself then, 50 wet newspaper whacks from me to start with and any cheek 20 more
I expect to see evidence including ink marks
quote:and any cheek 20 more
I'll say it again > You Brits sure do talk funny. Or should I say 'you English guys'?
Sorry Choo, but the evidence of a good proffessonal whackin is NOT to leave any marks, ink or otherwise Yeah right, as if I really know...So how 'bout this..I give YOU 50 lashes with a wet noodle
quote:You Brits sure do talk funny
LOL after Taz, and Zebra, forget the whacking I'll die laughing first
OK I can definitely see your point on that one
But you KNOW I have to pick on you..what fun would it be if I didn't?? Zebra has already accused us of being too somber I can't pick on ninth any more, that's Miss S's job now. So I have the wet noodle ready, along with a wet newspaper for backup.....
But you KNOW I have to pick on you..what fun would it be if I didn't?? Zebra has already accused us of being too somber I can't pick on ninth any more, that's Miss S's job now. So I have the wet noodle ready, along with a wet newspaper for backup.....
OK!!! Hero pants makes a diff.....but must they be shared at the same time????quote:Originally posted by N:
Sharing brown pants that belong to a fly........
Still I guess a fly is kinda small huh? Could be small enough to share with me personna which is??? OH yeah!!!! but it came with a warning about overalls, does that include brown hero pants???
quote:So you might wanna' consider the overall implications.
Is there a way to preview me post before I jump in? I can't tell what I got here......
I see I have a mess!!!! hmmmm.....where did my hyper guy come from....well....maybe de fly should be hyper with sharin pants with me. Turtles with 4 eyes might like a fly.....
So the dashing pooh horse comes in for a moment after a days rest, posts and gitty ups outta here.....the nerve.
I need to know how to make that turtle a bit smaller Zeb....now when you trot back here.....let me know......or choo will be after you again with the wet newspaper.....and it sounds like the cheeky thing could get kinky...I'd be careful if I were you...
PS gonna be scarce myself to day....have work to do, it is really hard to leave all this fun.
Ms blinkin' eyes.....did you look at your Crumb tree for me?
I need to know how to make that turtle a bit smaller Zeb....now when you trot back here.....let me know......or choo will be after you again with the wet newspaper.....and it sounds like the cheeky thing could get kinky...I'd be careful if I were you...
PS gonna be scarce myself to day....have work to do, it is really hard to leave all this fun.
Ms blinkin' eyes.....did you look at your Crumb tree for me?
Hey N...as per your post up there....HUH???? LOL
Ummm, I don't think you signed up on BC under me, I don't have anyone from OR..no biggie, just glad you signed up. I've already made $20, not much but not too bad either. Every little bit helps
Ummm, I don't think you signed up on BC under me, I don't have anyone from OR..no biggie, just glad you signed up. I've already made $20, not much but not too bad either. Every little bit helps
Hey Ya'll! Just popped in for a second. --- I've been *super* busy the last couple days. Every time I get back here it seems within a minute or two something else comes up and I have to take off again.
I have noticed tho...that there hasn't been much happening here (lately). Guess the 'busy-fairy' has been hard at work! -- btw...whatever happened to Taz?? I miss that fuzzy little devil ! Best wishes to Shadeaux, Ninth, Missy, ChooChoo, N, --and actually Everyone in the community!! -- here's hoping ya'll are having a GREAT weekend. Spring is definitely Bustin'-out here!! -- Well I'm off yet again... gotta' birthday party to attend! --zeb
I have noticed tho...that there hasn't been much happening here (lately). Guess the 'busy-fairy' has been hard at work! -- btw...whatever happened to Taz?? I miss that fuzzy little devil ! Best wishes to Shadeaux, Ninth, Missy, ChooChoo, N, --and actually Everyone in the community!! -- here's hoping ya'll are having a GREAT weekend. Spring is definitely Bustin'-out here!! -- Well I'm off yet again... gotta' birthday party to attend! --zeb
Hey there Zeb,
Well spring might be bustin' out by you, but here we're in the middle of another snowstorm (shudder) Will it ever end???
Wow no one has been around for a long time...not even Choo. Looks like our epic thread is about to R.I.P. (I'm playin my violin in the background here )
Looks like it's just us for now....
Well spring might be bustin' out by you, but here we're in the middle of another snowstorm (shudder) Will it ever end???
Wow no one has been around for a long time...not even Choo. Looks like our epic thread is about to R.I.P. (I'm playin my violin in the background here )
Looks like it's just us for now....
Good grief an over 24 hour gap occurred, but as they (whoever they are) say "it 'aint't over 'til the fat lady sings"
Oh yes Ms M how's this for verbal revenge for for snapping me on the loo.
We have had the warmest Jaunary on record (hardly any frost, no snow, high single and moderate double figure temps deg C) followed by probably also the warmest February for a very long time. 2 weeks ago even went on a long walk in shirt sleeves and felt hot, the daytime temps were at least 12 to 13C although single figures at night for a few days.
Bit cooler now but no snow for us this year !
Oh yes Ms M how's this for verbal revenge for for snapping me on the loo.
quote:we're in the middle of another snowstorm (shudder) Will it ever end???
We have had the warmest Jaunary on record (hardly any frost, no snow, high single and moderate double figure temps deg C) followed by probably also the warmest February for a very long time. 2 weeks ago even went on a long walk in shirt sleeves and felt hot, the daytime temps were at least 12 to 13C although single figures at night for a few days.
Bit cooler now but no snow for us this year !
quote:We have had the warmest Jaunary on record (hardly any frost, no snow, high single and moderate double figure temps deg C) followed by probably also the warmest February for a very long time. 2 weeks ago even went on a long walk in shirt sleeves and felt hot, the daytime temps were at least 12 to 13C although single figures at night for a few days
I HATE YOU CHOO (Yes I'm yelling, I'm SO jealous) I'm freezing my buns off here ugh!
So what is it there, about 9AM? I thought you didn't get up til the crack of noon (Much like myself) I was just on my way to dreamland, it's 3AM here. At least you're still with us...the 'us' being very small as of late. I have another pic of you I got when you weren't looking, as long as I can find it I'll post it tomorrow,,can't keep my eyes open now. And don't worry, it doesn't show any of your buff bod... (Although you'd probably like that, hehehe)
Yep it was about 9am, been rather busy lately.
Oh dear, I am so upset
Aaah the sweet scent of revenge, should just be enough to cope with what "pickin' on me" that you got in store for me next.
Oh, BTW warm and sunny again today
quote:I HATE YOU CHOO
Oh dear, I am so upset
Aaah the sweet scent of revenge, should just be enough to cope with what "pickin' on me" that you got in store for me next.
Oh, BTW warm and sunny again today
Good morning Choo (and to anyone else who might happen to stop by)
I found this pic of you ..this was right after you saw your ebay invoice...
Warm & sunny huh? Well we have COLD & sunny..I think we only had sun for 3 days since November ... BRRRRR
EDIT - I had a much funnier picture but you got lucky because I chickened out...it was a little too bizarre to post here
I found this pic of you ..this was right after you saw your ebay invoice...
Warm & sunny huh? Well we have COLD & sunny..I think we only had sun for 3 days since November ... BRRRRR
EDIT - I had a much funnier picture but you got lucky because I chickened out...it was a little too bizarre to post here
OMG I thought this this thread did RIP.....
All day long I didn't get anotice of a post by the cooky gang....No fly on zeb doo, no spider waiting for the fly, no Tazmanian crazy man jumping up and down, no tracks to follow...none! No DeLolean, not brew, no gossimer wings...Was a peculiar day.
All day long I didn't get anotice of a post by the cooky gang....No fly on zeb doo, no spider waiting for the fly, no Tazmanian crazy man jumping up and down, no tracks to follow...none! No DeLolean, not brew, no gossimer wings...Was a peculiar day.
I also look that way when I try to sort out a certain equation and the answers come out all wrong namely, given :-
STR = number of items sold per number of item listed over a given period expressed as a ratio
PERIOD_FEE = fees for that period (whether insertion, FVF or subscription)
AVE_VALUE = Average sale price of item
PERIOD_WORTH = what the seller gets out of it during that period
QTY_LISTED = qty listed in that period
When considering other sites to sell on just in the UK (as 99% of current sales from greedbay sell in UK) I look at :-
PERIOD_WORTH = (STR x AVE_VALUE x QTY_LISTED) - PERIOD_FEE
Add into the pot that generally fees tend to beinversly proportional to STR.
Many places appear to have a very low PERIOD_WORTH much lower than greedbay, even negative as the traffic they seem to attract is minimal. I look at sellers registered there for months who have sold very little, despite being successful on greedbay where a link is available to have a look.
A further warning sign is that most auctions are not auctions, by that I mean most are the equivelent of BIN or Offer, you cannot run an effective auction if only one bidder turns up as the item goes at the starting price so most sellers go BIN.
Whichever way I look at this the only worthwhile option is to buy a domain and a hosted website and spend the remaining equivelent fee value on advertising as the level of advertising purchased by a lot of other sites is so minimal and it does not matter how flash the site is or how many sellers and active listings there are, no buyers, no sales.
I did not know there were so many wanabee sites in the UK until these storms started last year and so many links started appearing in various posts.
So might just as well do-it-myself (D-i-M )
Off course greedBay know this so they can lay us over a barrel and use more than a wet noodle to whip us with, the biggest losers are all those folk who cannot take this step because it is tough enough for many folks to handle their PC safely on the interent without going it alone unless they can afford a lot of dosh to pay others for website design and maintenance.
So being postive (which is not my natural state because I usually come a cropper being positive) I see the present scenario on greedbay to be a real turning point for many in taking a business to the next level.
Ok apologies for being so off topic here ....
! elbissop sa noos sa ecivres lamronba gnimuseR
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STR = number of items sold per number of item listed over a given period expressed as a ratio
PERIOD_FEE = fees for that period (whether insertion, FVF or subscription)
AVE_VALUE = Average sale price of item
PERIOD_WORTH = what the seller gets out of it during that period
QTY_LISTED = qty listed in that period
When considering other sites to sell on just in the UK (as 99% of current sales from greedbay sell in UK) I look at :-
PERIOD_WORTH = (STR x AVE_VALUE x QTY_LISTED) - PERIOD_FEE
Add into the pot that generally fees tend to be
Many places appear to have a very low PERIOD_WORTH much lower than greedbay, even negative as the traffic they seem to attract is minimal. I look at sellers registered there for months who have sold very little, despite being successful on greedbay where a link is available to have a look.
A further warning sign is that most auctions are not auctions, by that I mean most are the equivelent of BIN or Offer, you cannot run an effective auction if only one bidder turns up as the item goes at the starting price so most sellers go BIN.
Whichever way I look at this the only worthwhile option is to buy a domain and a hosted website and spend the remaining equivelent fee value on advertising as the level of advertising purchased by a lot of other sites is so minimal and it does not matter how flash the site is or how many sellers and active listings there are, no buyers, no sales.
I did not know there were so many wanabee sites in the UK until these storms started last year and so many links started appearing in various posts.
So might just as well do-it-myself (D-i-M )
Off course greedBay know this so they can lay us over a barrel and use more than a wet noodle to whip us with, the biggest losers are all those folk who cannot take this step because it is tough enough for many folks to handle their PC safely on the interent without going it alone unless they can afford a lot of dosh to pay others for website design and maintenance.
So being postive (which is not my natural state because I usually come a cropper being positive) I see the present scenario on greedbay to be a real turning point for many in taking a business to the next level.
Ok apologies for being so off topic here ....
! elbissop sa noos sa ecivres lamronba gnimuseR
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AAHHHH CHOO, we knows you are a good ol bloat!
A wee bit out of sorts at times, but a sweet and lovable teddy bear underneath it all....but I don't want to be the one to interfere with your personna...grumpy and OT... By golly, I think I can read backwards.
A wee bit out of sorts at times, but a sweet and lovable teddy bear underneath it all....but I don't want to be the one to interfere with your personna...grumpy and OT... By golly, I think I can read backwards.
quote:we knows you are a good ol bloat!
ul-ul a saw taht dna taolb doog a yojne I peY
Well, Good to see we're back on track! Choo choo track that is!
Choo, you are right, right, and right.
You're also apparently 'DiM' and 'cropper' (whatever that means)
But I gotta say you give me a headache when you write backwards...you do it on purpose don't you?
You're also apparently 'DiM' and 'cropper' (whatever that means)
But I gotta say you give me a headache when you write backwards...you do it on purpose don't you?
quote:you do it on purpose don't you?
sdrawkcab epyt t'nac I sa latnedicca eb tsum dluow I fi sA.
.llaf a ekat ot snaem 'repporc' WTB
Hi Choo... and everyone.
.retal kcab eB !yad yppah a evaH
.retal kcab eB !yad yppah a evaH
quote:Wink ul-ul a saw taht dna taolb doog a yojne I peY
Choo, forgive my interjection.. I for one..very much appreciate your sharing on the UK alternatives including conclusions drawn from an evaluation of your approach in assessing them. Frankly, I believe your point of establishing an independent (and more controllable) merchant presence vis-a-vis a hosted site (or equivalent stratagem) is very well taken; .. and really the only sensible choice toward achieving long-term stability and survival. You are also absolutely correct in the observation that many are ill-equipped to take on such an endeavor, and they would undoubtedly suffer in the attempt. For those who can muster sufficient resources and apply them with the necessary savvy to successfully establish themselves, the prospects of meaningful profitability are in my view, ultimately much better. The key issue of course..is the question of what it means to be 'savvy' enough. Anyway..that's just my 2-cents worth. (btw.. thanks! I couldn't find the 'cropper' idiom anywhere, and I'm fully aware of your challenges in dealing with our 'american' idiomatic bs )
quote:Big Grin .retal kcab eB !yad yppah a evaH
???seinworb esoht ni tup uoy did 'yltcaxe' tahw tsuj... :?Q !xuaedahS ereht yeH
beZ iH
My definition of savvy would be that even if you do not know how to do it you can work it out from published material
retal kcab
quote:.llaf a ekat ot snaem 'repporc'
My definition of savvy would be that even if you do not know how to do it you can work it out from published material
retal kcab
!beZ yeH
!ay llik ot evah d'I ,ay dlot I fI .epicer terces a s'tI
.esruoc fo ,aocoC dnA .ffuts doog yllaer emos tsuj, lagelli 'nihton ...yas ot eciffuS
quote:Originally posted by ~Zebra~:
???seinworb esoht ni tup uoy did 'yltcaxe' tahw tsuj... :?Q !xuaedahS ereht yeH
!ay llik ot evah d'I ,ay dlot I fI .epicer terces a s'tI
.esruoc fo ,aocoC dnA .ffuts doog yllaer emos tsuj, lagelli 'nihton ...yas ot eciffuS
Hey all just popping in to say HI! Major computer problem and just got it fixed. Missed y'all. Working 3rd shift this week so finding time for anything is rough right now
See Pete has not been back yet. Wonder if he actually found a life?
Well I will check in sometime later. Have fun and drink a few for me.
See Pete has not been back yet. Wonder if he actually found a life?
Well I will check in sometime later. Have fun and drink a few for me.
Hi Taz Glad to see ya here.
!taht rof yad 'ht ni ylrae tib a tsuj ti t'nsi woN
quote:drink a few for me
!taht rof yad 'ht ni ylrae tib a tsuj ti t'nsi woN
quote:See Pete has not been back yet. Wonder if he actually found a life?
Well even so, Pete ya need to get yourself on over here and say Hi... Let us know you're okay, will ya? Some of us are just a tad worried about how you're doing and where ya got off to that's more important than us!
Alright then! If there ain't no "funny-stuff" in them brownies (we'll take your word for it Shadeaux) ...then ChooChoo! ~ you're just gonna' have to 'cropper' for all this weird bass-ackwards kaeps-oohC going on! Missy's got a headache,.. and now I'm gettin' one, ....and the spelling-checker has gone 'bonkers'!
! tluaf s'oohCoohC gnieb ot nwod sliob yletamitlu ssem siht lla yas I
p.s. well its about time ya' got yer fuzzy-arse back in here Taz! What happened?..start chew'n on the HDD again?
! tluaf s'oohCoohC gnieb ot nwod sliob yletamitlu ssem siht lla yas I
p.s. well its about time ya' got yer fuzzy-arse back in here Taz! What happened?..start chew'n on the HDD again?
quote:
Big Grin Eek !taht rof yad 'ht ni ylrae tib a tsuj ti t'nsi woN
Not too sure about that one! My workday starts at 11 PM nd ends at 7 AM! If I was going to have a few I would need to be finishing up right about now! My system is so confused right now!
The new job is great and the benefits are out of this world (401 K match varies between $1.25 and $1.75 per dollar I contribute! They change it every quarter but never lower than $1.25 per $1), but swing shift BLOWS!
quote:p.s. well its about time ya' got yer fuzzy-arse back in here Taz! What happened?..start chew'n on the HDD again? Roll Eyes Wink
Well it is better than Neanderthalically chewin on da keyboard! Speakin O' Neanderthals has anyone heard anymore from that fool? For that matter the udder clown that were givin da Choo Meister a ruff time?
I really fell outta touch whilst the PC was befuddled! Had a big argument with the GF about downloading things and not virus scanning before opening them. But I checked out what she did and unless you are Uber-paranoid you would have never caught the problem. The zip file scanned fine and when you extracted it fooled the Virus Scanner into dropping off the screen. it popped up fer about 1 second and disappeared! Still no idea of what little insidious thing it was? It totally kept me from going online but did not corrupt my files? Luckily I was able to back up my recent work and do a fresh install and fix things.
System recovery would not even work!
Gotta buy another puter for the GF to play with so she does not moider mine again!
!sA fi! !yllaer!
mmmwhere does the exclamation go in this case..
wow! I just got 'round to checking me email. Been off running....got a bit to catch up on ey? I see the Taz has been here.....wow! AS if!
mmmwhere does the exclamation go in this case..
wow! I just got 'round to checking me email. Been off running....got a bit to catch up on ey? I see the Taz has been here.....wow! AS if!
quote:Gotta buy another puter for the GF to play with so she does not moider mine again!
Yes Taz, a his and hers and litl'uns 'puter is an essential for a happy 'offline' life
quote:Big Grin Mad Eek ! tluaf s'oohCoohC gnieb ot nwod sliob yletamitlu ssem siht lla yas I
!eeH eeH eeH
quote:Originally posted by TazFromPA:
Not too sure about that one! My workday starts at 11 PM nd ends at 7 AM! If I was going to have a few I would need to be finishing up right about now! My system is so confused right now!
Hey Taz, been there more years than I care to remember. Actually was the second best job I ever had (like midnight accounting) and left it to move to th' panhandle. First was carpentry which goes right with whackin' one with a hammer if'n they mess with me.
So breakfast in th' evenin', brews in the a.m.!
!em rof skroW
!ti rof drow ym ekat nac ay ,beZ peY
quote:! tluaf s'oohCoohC gnieb ot nwod sliob yletamitlu ssem siht lla yas I
!ti did oohC ...eerga I
! won ehcedeah a evah I !
I can't get my turtle into my avatar.....
): Guess I don't know how.
But zeb, before you go trotting off again, hows about making it a wee bit smaller.
): Guess I don't know how.
But zeb, before you go trotting off again, hows about making it a wee bit smaller.
Oh I missed everyone again TAZ I was wondering where you were! I never would have guessed computer problems. Glad the new job is going good, so I'm just getting home from work when you're starting (I never did like working nights) Heck we'll never get to talk now...Great, now I'm gonna be stuck talking to Choo, he's usually the only one online the same time as I am (did I say that out loud??) I'm kidding Choo, you know I love ya I'm even gonna look for a picture for ya tomorrow, something that will make you smile cuz I know you're usually grumpy.
And Miss S, my dear friend, I never seem to be here when you are (I'll email you tomorrow, promise) Hope things are going well with you...Got any extra brownies? I'm hungry
N, your avi should fit, it's the ame size as mine (I think) did you try yet?
Well g'night everyone...hope someone is around tomorrow.
And Miss S, my dear friend, I never seem to be here when you are (I'll email you tomorrow, promise) Hope things are going well with you...Got any extra brownies? I'm hungry
N, your avi should fit, it's the ame size as mine (I think) did you try yet?
Well g'night everyone...hope someone is around tomorrow.
! hguotquote:I'm gonna be stuck talking to Choo
Jus' for that anuvver bit of me sum's, the options are :-
1) Happy Person + greedyBay = Grumpy_Seller
2) Happy Person + another_site = Happier_Seller
3) Happy Seller + DiM = Happy_but_tired_Seller
Currently developing future is
Howdy N -- So sorry Amigo(a?)... I didn't realize you were wanting to use that avi. I guess I thought you were still looking for something more 'tentative' . Just replace your current avi with the turtle (size shouldn't be a problem). Just in case you're unsure about doing that..here's how:
First: nav to your images area & copy the img URL into your clipboard (sugg: put your avi into it's own folder & never move it!)
Then nav back here and click-thru the following:
go -> personal_zone -> profile -> view_edit_complete -> edit(avatar/pictureURL) -> custom_avatar -> [paste avi-image URL] -> update_avatar
Hope that helps!
First: nav to your images area & copy the img URL into your clipboard (sugg: put your avi into it's own folder & never move it!)
Then nav back here and click-thru the following:
go -> personal_zone -> profile -> view_edit_complete -> edit(avatar/pictureURL) -> custom_avatar -> [paste avi-image URL] -> update_avatar
Hope that helps!
quote:Happy_but_tired...Currently developing future is [Bright!! ]
Yeah but Choo...I do believe it really will be worth it in the long run. The trick of course, is driving plenty of traffic to your site.
No problemo!quote:Originally posted by ~Zebra~:
Howdy N -- So sorry Amigo(a?)... I didn't realize you were wanting to use that avi. I guess I thought you were still looking for something more 'tentative' . Just replace your current avi with the turtle (size shouldn't be a problem). Just in case you're unsure about doing that..here's how:
First: nav to your images area & copy the img URL into your clipboard (sugg: put your avi into it's own folder & never move it!)
Then nav back here and click-thru the following:
go -> personal_zone -> profile -> view_edit_complete -> edit(avatar/pictureURL) -> custom_avatar -> [paste avi-image URL] -> update_avatar
Hope that helps!
I will try it again....that's what I thought I did a couple of times...may have missed a step!
Can we talk about what we sell here. I am curious what y'all sell. I don't have a clue what you're doing. Or if we can't how can we communicate to get a look? I might want to buy something you have.
N -- oops! Not sure what happened but your avi's gone now. This is just a guess but...
When ' selecting ' the URL to 'copy' (use <ctrl>-C ) into the clipboard...be careful to highlight the img-URL starting Only from the 'http:' specifier. In other words.. highlight & copy the string similar to this: [ http://img.auctiva................ .gif ] and watch that you don't accidentally include any spaces or other chars preceding the [ http:// ] part.
When ' selecting ' the URL to 'copy' (use <ctrl>-C ) into the clipboard...be careful to highlight the img-URL starting Only from the 'http:' specifier. In other words.. highlight & copy the string similar to this: [ http://img.auctiva................ .gif ] and watch that you don't accidentally include any spaces or other chars preceding the [ http:// ] part.
G'morning everyone,
I just had to bump 'our' thread to the top again. I found another pic of Choo before he's had his yearly haircut and root canals (oh he's gonna kill me)
(Thank you Thurston) Our Auctiva member Thurston has an emotopic website...some funny stuff.
N, I don't know what everyone else sells, but Choo sells sexy mens thongs in neon colors
I just had to bump 'our' thread to the top again. I found another pic of Choo before he's had his yearly haircut and root canals (oh he's gonna kill me)
(Thank you Thurston) Our Auctiva member Thurston has an emotopic website...some funny stuff.
N, I don't know what everyone else sells, but Choo sells sexy mens thongs in neon colors
Gawwwd Missy!!!.... That's terrible!! (i'm gonna' go hide! ~~ Not my fault Choo!!) Missy's a mite 'impish' this morning!!
quote:(oh he's gonna kill me)
hguone doog eb ton dluow tahT
quote:Missy's a mite 'impish' this morning
She's obviously just received the consignment she ordered last week, delivered in a discrete plain brown crate
quote:The trick of course, is driving plenty of traffic to your site.
Yep, master that and you can sell anything
Weel I'll go 't bottm of oure stairs
With a low key UK site I am getting first page entries on a UK Google search on two of my items whereas my closed greedbay store still has an entry about 14 pages down a Jeeves (Ask.co) search. About normal from what I remember, not bad considering I have only been with this other site for a month and I closed my greedbay store before the end of November last year.
The greedbay hit was based on meta tags (the buried information picked by by search engine) that you can enter when 'editing' your store.
Just how invisible is a greedbay store, anyone else find their store or SIF items show up well on Google or any other engines ?
After all Google is as much a household name in search engines as greedbay and Hoover in their fields so that is rather a good start especially as it costs nothing until a sale occurs !!
Gotta get me a domain name, that needs creativity to think of an unused relevant name, now where did I put my creativity . . .
With a low key UK site I am getting first page entries on a UK Google search on two of my items whereas my closed greedbay store still has an entry about 14 pages down a Jeeves (Ask.co) search. About normal from what I remember, not bad considering I have only been with this other site for a month and I closed my greedbay store before the end of November last year.
The greedbay hit was based on meta tags (the buried information picked by by search engine) that you can enter when 'editing' your store.
Just how invisible is a greedbay store, anyone else find their store or SIF items show up well on Google or any other engines ?
After all Google is as much a household name in search engines as greedbay and Hoover in their fields so that is rather a good start especially as it costs nothing until a sale occurs !!
Gotta get me a domain name, that needs creativity to think of an unused relevant name, now where did I put my creativity . . .
Hey there Choo,
You're certainly not using up all your creativity on me, I always expect much more retaliation than I actually get
("that would not be good enough")
Seriously tho, you're lucky that whatever you sell can be put on other sites...my stuff that's been on 2 other sites for over a week now has only had 5 views If it were on ebay right now it would have already sold for much more than I expected with a few hundred views total. Sigh...guess I'm stuck on ebay for awhile yet.
Would you like ME to help you with a domain name, hmmm???
You're certainly not using up all your creativity on me, I always expect much more retaliation than I actually get
("that would not be good enough")
Seriously tho, you're lucky that whatever you sell can be put on other sites...my stuff that's been on 2 other sites for over a week now has only had 5 views If it were on ebay right now it would have already sold for much more than I expected with a few hundred views total. Sigh...guess I'm stuck on ebay for awhile yet.
Would you like ME to help you with a domain name, hmmm???
quote:I always expect much more retaliation than I actually get
I am a gentleman and would not treat a lady as bad as you deserve . . . . hmmm, is there a flaw in that statement starting about la..
quote:Would you like ME to help you with a domain name, hmmm???
You gotta be kiddin' you'd get me kicked off the internet let alone an auction site
quote:If it were on ebay right now it would have already sold for much more than I expected with a few hundred views total. Sigh...guess I'm stuck on ebay for awhile yet.
Sounds like you have two options, diversify starting with that crate load of goodies I sent you or set up a website, even just one page to use purely as search engine bait which is what I think I will try for first. Then develop it for actual selling in it's own right. On your own web page you could link to any online sites you are actively listing on.
A further option is to include flyers in your goods sold on greedbay with links to the other sites or even send out custom e-mail dispatch notes with hyperlinks
So keep nominal sales on greedbay to farm buyers, seen that mentioned on one of these boards recently. Trouble is if view rates are low virtually need to BIN rather than auction
ZZZZZ time 'til tomorrow's pick on poor little choo session
quote:diversify starting with that crate load of goodies I sent you
I don't see how a crateful of inflateble dolls will help me But thanks, I like the fact than they're both male and female...some from your own collection perhaps????
Oh, there won't be a ""pick on poor little Choo"" session til LATE tomorrow. (Lucky you, I won't be around during the day)
I'll have to leave it up to Zebra, Taz, N, and any of the others.....c'mon folks I need a stand in
Till tomorrow Choo
quote:I don't see how a crateful of inflateble dolls will help me
Me neither but you must have ordered them, not for me to question Madame Raticle
quote:c'mon folks I need a stand in Wink
So now you want me to send another crate full, never heard them called that before
quote:
N, I don't know what everyone else sells, but Choo sells sexy mens thongs in neon colors
Hi N, I think Ms Raticle is having a mid life crisis here
Oh, whewChoo, I thought it was true about you.
I'm baaaack...
Maybe we should gang up on N, she believes anything (kidding N!!)
~Choo sent me ( unsolicited I might add) a crate of inflateable dolls, along with some samples of mens thongs...should I sell them on ebay? In the mature audiences category???
Choo, just wait til you see what I'm gonna send you
Maybe we should gang up on N, she believes anything (kidding N!!)
~Choo sent me ( unsolicited I might add) a crate of inflateable dolls, along with some samples of mens thongs...should I sell them on ebay? In the mature audiences category???
Choo, just wait til you see what I'm gonna send you
quote:Originally posted by member_8880:
I'm baaaack...
Maybe we should gang up on N, she believes anything (kidding N!!)
~
Just funnin with ya....
quote:set up a website, even just one page to use purely as search engine bait
Choo that sounds like a great idea, but have you forgotten who you're talking to?
"Computer Clueless", that's me..I'll have to think about it. I'm lazy so I don't know if I would feel like learning all over again
quote:I'm lazy so I don't know if I would feel like learning all over again
For a one page search engine bait it is not learning all over again just learning more, strikes me that choosing a domain name and a decent site host are the most difficult parts, former needs creativty and the latter a touch of luck when unravelling the small print.
And please don't use the word 'lazy' in my presence I see and turn off help mode.
LAZY
LAZY lazy
LAZY lazy lazy
So there
LAZY lazy
LAZY lazy lazy
So there
That's ok, can't be bovvered to help lazy people.
I'll add you to my help ignore list then
I'll add you to my help ignore list then
Oh yeah right
You'd never do that...I'm the only one that posts such flattering pictures of you, I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss them
You'd never do that...I'm the only one that posts such flattering pictures of you, I'm sure you wouldn't want to miss them
I did say my 'help' ignore list but could make it general based on :-
quote:I'm the only one that posts such flattering pictures of you
When I joined Auctiva they had an ad for a Go Daddy website, so I got one, but am clueless what to do with it...or where it is...I did name it. Soooo she's not alone!!!! And I am not lazy!!
Hi ya'll.
N, it should be on Go Daddy if that's where you purchased from. You could look on there to manage it and if not, I'd ask Auctiva to help you find it if you paid through here.
Somethin' back there 'bout no spyder lookin' for th' fly... I'm not chasin' 'im any more... playin' hard to get!! (Hi there Ninth )
Countin' on th' sweet cookie aroma to lure 'im on in closer... & closer... Oh, & there's a new special brew waftin' thru th' air too.
Miss M, I promise to email you real soon.
Choo, I have my domain... think I got a goodun. Now please, what exactly is the best thing to do with it do ya think? I'm okay with HTML, know some about SEO and meta tags and all that. I want to get an appropriate logo and all going. Just seem to be kinda stuck after the purchase even tho' I've done it before.
Hey Zeb & Taz. Anyone heard from Pete? What happened to Jeff S & kbalona postin' here? Hmmm???
N, it should be on Go Daddy if that's where you purchased from. You could look on there to manage it and if not, I'd ask Auctiva to help you find it if you paid through here.
Somethin' back there 'bout no spyder lookin' for th' fly... I'm not chasin' 'im any more... playin' hard to get!! (Hi there Ninth )
Countin' on th' sweet cookie aroma to lure 'im on in closer... & closer... Oh, & there's a new special brew waftin' thru th' air too.
Miss M, I promise to email you real soon.
Choo, I have my domain... think I got a goodun. Now please, what exactly is the best thing to do with it do ya think? I'm okay with HTML, know some about SEO and meta tags and all that. I want to get an appropriate logo and all going. Just seem to be kinda stuck after the purchase even tho' I've done it before.
Hey Zeb & Taz. Anyone heard from Pete? What happened to Jeff S & kbalona postin' here? Hmmm???
Ms S, I don't know how to even go there. But I believe I will try it very soon.
You know ALOT about this stuff, I can tell by yer techy talk. I luv it when people talk techy!
So I just go lookin for it huh? Yep good idea. I have a place called an Auctiva Store and seems to have my listings so I figure that IF I can get to my website then add my store then I'll be danged proud! I know about ubb code than html.....but I'll figure it out....been procrastination cause I have so many more listin's to do.... And ebay was a learnin' curve, then Auctiva, now a website. Never seems like it will end.
I kinda like these forums that has the software all set up and I can just sit around and mod and tell people what they can do!!!
I saw one person on ebay whilst browsing with about 60 pages of their store.....can you believe that?
I guess no one talks about what theys a sellin huh? OK. I was just curious.....
is there a prohibition about it?
Like will the Auctive Cheifs come down and zap me?
I had almost forgotten about Pete, Jeff S, Kbalona et al.....I barely got to know them. I've only been around 2 mos now.
Well, I thought I'd check in cause I'm a listin' and seems like Ms eyes is always around at night complaining we aren't around. Guess I fooled her.
I like it that she thinks I am naive.... I am told I am naive, but I ain't stupid.......I could just see me makin' friend with a spider, a fly, a zebra, a Tas devil, and choo choo trains and not knowin' what the heck they are about; heck not me....OK nuf talk to myself. On with business.
You know ALOT about this stuff, I can tell by yer techy talk. I luv it when people talk techy!
So I just go lookin for it huh? Yep good idea. I have a place called an Auctiva Store and seems to have my listings so I figure that IF I can get to my website then add my store then I'll be danged proud! I know about ubb code than html.....but I'll figure it out....been procrastination cause I have so many more listin's to do.... And ebay was a learnin' curve, then Auctiva, now a website. Never seems like it will end.
I kinda like these forums that has the software all set up and I can just sit around and mod and tell people what they can do!!!
I saw one person on ebay whilst browsing with about 60 pages of their store.....can you believe that?
I guess no one talks about what theys a sellin huh? OK. I was just curious.....
is there a prohibition about it?
Like will the Auctive Cheifs come down and zap me?
I had almost forgotten about Pete, Jeff S, Kbalona et al.....I barely got to know them. I've only been around 2 mos now.
Well, I thought I'd check in cause I'm a listin' and seems like Ms eyes is always around at night complaining we aren't around. Guess I fooled her.
I like it that she thinks I am naive.... I am told I am naive, but I ain't stupid.......I could just see me makin' friend with a spider, a fly, a zebra, a Tas devil, and choo choo trains and not knowin' what the heck they are about; heck not me....OK nuf talk to myself. On with business.
Hi Shadeaux
Your are way ahead of me still got to decide on a host, domain name is hard enough, my first, aaah !
Really depends on how far you want to take it, the value of your wares (so that it is cost effective) and how much effort you want to put into it.
From what I have seen so far once you have bought your domain name the next hurdle is designing the site, the creative part
As the UK site have opted for appears to have a high Google profile I am just looking at using it as a single page search engine bait whilst I sort out design. As much to stop the name being grabbed by someone else.
Design must reflect your intended customer base, what do they want, clear, bright, concise for silver surfers or super-flash and vibrant to attract teenagers.
Well that's my notes for the moment, still trying to work out what to put in blogs that would attract or direct buyers to my sales instead of boring them to go else where, hard work this advertsing lark
quote:Now please, what exactly is the best thing to do with it do ya think?
Your are way ahead of me still got to decide on a host, domain name is hard enough, my first, aaah !
Really depends on how far you want to take it, the value of your wares (so that it is cost effective) and how much effort you want to put into it.
From what I have seen so far once you have bought your domain name the next hurdle is designing the site, the creative part
As the UK site have opted for appears to have a high Google profile I am just looking at using it as a single page search engine bait whilst I sort out design. As much to stop the name being grabbed by someone else.
Design must reflect your intended customer base, what do they want, clear, bright, concise for silver surfers or super-flash and vibrant to attract teenagers.
Well that's my notes for the moment, still trying to work out what to put in blogs that would attract or direct buyers to my sales instead of boring them to go else where, hard work this advertsing lark
WAAAAAY too long without a post...Just want to say g'morning to everyone before I go to work
hey Missy ~ g'morning!
N ?... you never replied about your avi issue! ... what's the deal darlin' ?
N ?... you never replied about your avi issue! ... what's the deal darlin' ?
Howdy pardners and pardness's
quote:pardness's
<chuckle>
quote:pardness's
WHAT???????
Choo, I think you better stop 'drinking' your lunch
Cheek, just had breakfast, hic
Where on the www are you all, this will not dooooo !!
Come on in Pete your time is up I will report you AWOL or worse still I will start a poll on what you might be up to if we don't see you around soon.
And becoming strangers (even stranger than when they were last here) :-
Ninth
Taz
Is there any truth in the rumour that a spider has mistakenly a eaten a fly
And becoming strangers (even stranger than when they were last here) :-
Ninth
Taz
Is there any truth in the rumour that a spider has mistakenly a eaten a fly
quote:Is there any truth in the rumour that a spider has mistakenly a eaten a fly
*sniff* You might be right...maybe it's R.I.P. for the fly...if you notice, only one of the terrible twins has been posting here once in a great while (Hi Miss S)
Nope, NO idea where everyone else is...kind of ODD about Pete tho, isn't it? I seriously hope he's OK, it's been way too long..
Oh, and I noticed you didn't ask where I was, thanks alot
quote:Oh, and I noticed you didn't ask where I was, thanks alot
That's because you were here only yesterday, good, grief, do you really think I would not have noticed
You DO know I was teasing you right??
(As usual)
In fact I was looking for another pic to post, I know how much you love those but I can't seem to decide on one. Hmmmm, I'll have to keep looking. And I almost forgot - I owe you a package after you so graciously sent me all of your blow up dolls Now what can I send you????????? I'll have to think on this one for awhile...to bad my freezer rats are gone
(As usual)
In fact I was looking for another pic to post, I know how much you love those but I can't seem to decide on one. Hmmmm, I'll have to keep looking. And I almost forgot - I owe you a package after you so graciously sent me all of your blow up dolls Now what can I send you????????? I'll have to think on this one for awhile...to bad my freezer rats are gone
quote:You DO know I was teasing you right??
You were, well golly, I ain't arf dum and dat's a fact
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