I'm slap bang in the middle north east/north west near the A69 midway between Newcastle and Carlisle. My username probably indicates that I'm pretty close to Hadrians' Wall as well
Thank goodness other people in the UK are having the same problems. I thought I was either thick, insane, or just being bloody minded
BTW that was how I came HERE as well via Google but remember this is community.auctiva.com NOT auctiva.com