Well now hon, I don't have time thank you properly using a plethora of gratuitous verbosity... first I need to go have a nice long cry.
After that, take that silly scrolling thing off, and the "buy" clip-art.
(Yes, dammit! It WAS an order! I'm used to getting my way - can't you tell

Seriously, three cheers for honest input!
-->Folks who are just joining in the show, by next ad launch I will have implemented hopefully all of the wonderful advice I've heard here. You've all been absolutely awesome and I appreciate the time you've taken.
Happy holidays everyone! Peace out, from NorCal