Sorry Pete but complete and TOTAL banishment is the only way to recover. But first you must admit" I am a giraffe, I a not a mutant telly tubby or an alien Jelly Belly jelly bean."
If these things are done you MAY be re-accepted into the fold of the Auctiva Asylum if not you are banished to the PLAYGROUND of FeeBay forever and a day or until some silly sap comes to save you!