I was so wishing I'd have invented the toe sock undies thingies... can't remember what they're called. lol
Here's one and I gotta go to the store. Gotta stock up. Blizzard's a comin'! Gonna get that snow! Woohoo!
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, Whats with that guy over there by the wall?
The clerk says, Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldnt find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.
The owner says, You idiot You cant treat a cough with laxatives
The clerk says, Oh yeah? Look at him, hes afraid to cough