Go back and watch that 'Top Gun' scene again. ol Tom and Kelly weren't exactly dancing (in the literal sense anyway.)
Of course we don't deserve it, but we just don't get any appreciation for our subtlety and restraint. Rodney Dangerfield used to say 'I just can't get no respect! (I'm going to have to find some new smiley faces, they don't give us enough choices.)
edit - they'll get theirs someday, from their own kids
edit/edit - Actually dancing sounds very hot, now that you've managed to implant that in my wee little brain.