Well I'll be DANGED! (..they oughta git a rope an' HayngME!..)quote:...correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
WhoooHOOO!! You da' WAVE ~ Man!!

I'm gonna' call in fer MORE BEER!! ...AND howz about a couple PIZZAs??
Ya Know??...I always wondr'd how it were...dat I was left scratch'n round da stark-empty hen-house...
..while it seemed the muthurlubbin'-Bubbas were always lunkn' around wid all the hottest chiks! ???
Well twist my tail-straps!! So dat suewahvee-nova Casa-longtongue dog don't hunt no more huh?...
Thanks..Duude! Fer gittn' me

Dis calls for a CelleeBrayshuhn! YeahhaahHOOOO !!
(( hey psst ninth (((shhh!- wanna' have sum fun wid da greenhorns??)))
(((i wanna' git taz good too. ..choo's already sacked-out)))
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HEY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP! I BEEN THINK'N IT WHUD BE HIGH-TIME FER A
PROPER SOCIAL INTERDUCKTION fer ALL DEE NEWER FOLKS to GIT ACKQUAINTED!
Now WE GOT FREE PIZZAs COMIN' and BECUZZ I'M HAPPY AS A HORNY-TOED LIZARD ToNITE
I'M SPRING'N the TAP FER ALL THE FREE BEER ANYONE KAN GUZZLE!!

SOOooOOO!!!??? C'MON DOWWNNN!!

NOW THERE'S ONE MOWER THANG !! .... I WANT EVERYONE Here TONITE TO REALLY HAVE LOTS O' FUNN!!!
SO WHO WOULD LIKE TO TROT ON OVER ....
AN' JOIN IN ON A LITTLE OLE FRIENDLY GAME O' POKER! ???
YES-- o'Coarse Billy ~ PayPaL IS PRE-Furred ..
but ya' Kin AuntEE up with Most ANYthing at ALL!!

BY THE WAY...
MY NAME's ZEBRA ...but Jez Call Me ZEB !
