Beware, these tomatoes are well seasoned veterans, nothing green about them, especially the overipe ones, who are particularly messy and nasty
Please note that I did say "tomatoes" and not "tomato" so the next time you leave your horizontal cabinet Ms F and the sky darkens it won't be a UFO or a rain cloud but a UKO - an Unfried Ketchup Object.
Current postion, drifting across the Atlantic after whetting their appetites on tourists over here.
Should be there in a few days, they know what you look like as I have programmed them with your data gleaned from this thread . . .
Oh and . . .
