quote:*Sigh* It never ends...I'm so old and decrepit I'm falling apart
Aaah, poor ol' fang, don't fret as you get older you have less time to wait for the next part to fall off.
Oh BTW it does end
A few tips :-
1) try not to fall asleep in the garden in case you get dug in to the flower bed
2) be careful not to fall into the bin when putting it out for collection
3) check the contents of the cleaner after using it for missing parts
4) sneeze carefully to catch any loose parts
Do I work, very good question, although curious, why do you ask ?