For God's sake, what happened to ya?????????
A number of reasons come to mind.....

1. Your senility finally got the best of you and your wife locked you away somewhere
2. I did a REALLY good job of nailing your coffin lid shut the last time I did it
3. The 'enforcers' were finally able to get to you (yeah, and you wanted to stay with them...ewwww

4. Your KT (killer tomato) had YOU for lunch
5. or (DUH) without your brain you are .... ??