CHOO!!!!!!!!
For God's sake, what happened to ya?????????
A number of reasons come to mind.....
1. Your senility finally got the best of you and your wife locked you away somewhere
2. I did a REALLY good job of nailing your coffin lid shut the last time I did it
3. The 'enforcers' were finally able to get to you (yeah, and you wanted to stay with them...ewwww )
4. Your KT (killer tomato) had YOU for lunch
5. or (DUH) without your brain you are .... ??