Poof! Your wish is granted.
You now have slushy mushy gray sludgy snow along with freezing rain. This helps you to make the decision to come to FL for the winter months.
I wish I could stop being drawn to a CD I burnt last year of funny Christmas skits from Saturday Night Live. My favorite is with Alec Baldwin and the public radio interviewers. Good times! <smile> He's the owner of his own holiday bakery, Season's Eatings and his name is Pete Schweaty. And he sells Christmas Balls.
I'll be happy to share!
Still laughing here in FL,
Donna
Poof! Your wish is granted. The CD has melted in the Florida heat 
and you've looked all over for another copy, but all you can find anywhere are CDs of Jingle Bells...and that oldtime favorite is stuck and melded into your brain far into July. And you're running around singing Jingle Bells in the middle of July and people are beginning to look at you kinda funny...
I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done.
Think you're an organ donor? Not if you haven't told your family of your wishes.
http://stores.ebay.com/Beaded-Baubles-and-More-Fun-Stuff
and you've looked all over for another copy, but all you can find anywhere are CDs of Jingle Bells...and that oldtime favorite is stuck and melded into your brain far into July. And you're running around singing Jingle Bells in the middle of July and people are beginning to look at you kinda funny...I wish I had all my Christmas shopping done.
Think you're an organ donor? Not if you haven't told your family of your wishes.
http://stores.ebay.com/Beaded-Baubles-and-More-Fun-Stuff
<waving my magic wand>
Your wish is granted and your Christmas shopping is done by a shopping assistant. However, your hired Shopping Assistant couldn't read your handwriting and instead of purchasing the requested Jingle Bells for all the important men on your list...instead bought naughty underwear called Jingle Balls.
I wish that my soon to be 16 year old didn't want to be an independent driver so badly.
Your wish is granted and your Christmas shopping is done by a shopping assistant. However, your hired Shopping Assistant couldn't read your handwriting and instead of purchasing the requested Jingle Bells for all the important men on your list...instead bought naughty underwear called Jingle Balls.
I wish that my soon to be 16 year old didn't want to be an independent driver so badly.