lmao ..sorry trying to control the laughter while typing. I've been reading craigs list, and came upon this
we are hungry and moving--you need a MICROWAVE, lamps and coat rack
In exchange for one GOOD pizza we will give you a large, functional, intensely powered microwave, a standing lamp, a small lamp and a coat rack. Serious inquiries please call Kelly
Now that takes a Pizza addiction to a new level, lol.