POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

Yep, we DO work later shifts but Taz works later than me. I still like to get up around 9 otherwise I feel like I'm missing something..don't know what tho .. maybe thinking up ways to harass Pete

Although the only time I ever saw him even slightly ruffled was when you 'accidentally' reported him HA

Perhaps we should find a way of getting him reported for being AWOL from here, typing of which where's ninth these days, starts this thread and barely a typo from him one page to the next lately

Well you're a big meanie aren't you poor Pete, it's a wonder he even speaks to us. I was thinking more along the lines of getting him a 'welcome back' something. (and by 'something' I mean,well, 'something')

Yeah, as for ninth...he deserves a BIG whackin' for deserting us like this...oh, maybe threatening him with a whackin' isn't the best way to get him back???

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'welcome back'

Errm don't you mean a "whacking back", well all you need do is entice back with those eyes of yours and then .... whack

On other hand why not get Nena to coax him back and when he's not looking Whack

Hate to meet you on bad day, apparently good ones seem a bit iffy, and me a big Meannie who encorouged poor little me to set up that poll for Pete, (hope you're watching Pete )

I think you a bit like that character in Kirsty MacColls song, Ms Otis regrets .. , a little too handy with the club

Where's Taz, need some help here

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Hate to meet you on bad day, apparently good ones seem a bit iffy

Oh you really know how to flatter a girl don't you

Speaking of whackin tho, I wouldn't mention N and ninth in the same sentence or our good friend Miss S will GET you for that

You know how he loves her web

EDIT...still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand)

Well Shadeaux doen't seem to be around much either, that would bring her scampering out across her web to see off any possible competion and probably devour it.

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still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand)

Good grief I was right about iffy, I'm hit right between the eyes with a stereotypical wife image, thank goodness my wife understands me (too well most of the time).

Not telling yer

AAArrgghhhhh!!

I knew I should have left out the rolling pin part

That's not me AT ALL (well not usually)

What do you mean you're not telling me?? Where's the trust?? *sigh* Do we have to guess?? I'll bet it starts with an S tho...

"That's not me AT ALL (well not usually) "

Not usually, reserved for me is it, now there's a scary thought, does that mean that was you in a good frame of mind or, oh errr, you're not related to Taz are you, perhaps I should call you Ms T

Just a quick pop-in to say hello. Yes Miss M is correct on the time zone, it was almost 4 AM when I signed off last night.
Fott tapping and rolling pins, egads this post seems to have a new surprise every day!
Choo at least she did not threaten you with a bagful of something from her freezer

Oh Taz
I forgot about those dammmm things! They ARE still in my freezer.

Thanks for the great idea, gonna mail them to Choo right now..wonder what THAT lil' package would smell like by the time it got to England

Oh no not the frozen rats, is that what Ms M uses to whack us with now, I'll bet she makes sure the tails are shaped correctly for either throwing or cudgelling.

That must be what they are there for afterall how can someone not remember they have rats in their freezer that's darn right weird, if not scary, what else is in there.

Snake batons, cat claw knuckle dusters !

I'm safe, remember customs . ..

Geez I just re read my last post...ninth was right, what kind of psycho nut is hubby??

Me too, for that matter, actually forgetting they were there

Heck with customs Choo,

I'll find a way, you betcha

I really could have used one of Taz's lil red devils here instead of the wink.

Lord only knows what else is lurking in my freezer..I'm afraid to go in there now

Well just hope you don't have a power cut and they return from the dead, he, he

Meanwhile ...

"still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand) "

For the record Ms M to complete the stereoptype full regalia includes, hair curlers and net, ciggy hanging from lower lip, wrinkled stockings slipping down and tatty slippers.

Don't be shy you can tell us, we won't tell anyone about your other life

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For the record Ms M to complete the stereoptype full regalia includes, hair curlers and net, ciggy hanging from lower lip, wrinkled stockings slipping down and tatty slippers

I am SOOO gonna get you for that!!! I could ignore you but you already have a wife so you must be used to that

Now if I had said 'baseball bat' that would have brought up a whole different image wouldn't it?

You'll never know where or when I'm gonna strike...

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could ignore you but you already have a wife so you must be used to that

Yep, confirms I'm married don't it

And I forgot the pinny, how could I.

"Now if I had said 'baseball bat' that would have brought up a whole different image wouldn't it?"

Yeah sure would, baseball cap, complete with Aussie duster, cigar, rotweiller and rigger boots = Mrs T

What do you say Taz, Ms M's got the temprement !

(I hope you (all our viewers) are conjouring up these images in your minds, further suggestions are welcome if you dare )

Not sure I want to know but what is a pinny??
(You Brits sure do talk funny)

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Originally posted by member_8880:

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Hate to meet you on bad day, apparently good ones seem a bit iffy

Oh you really know how to flatter a girl don't you

Speaking of whackin tho, I wouldn't mention N and ninth in the same sentence or our good friend Miss S will GET you for that

You know how he loves her web

EDIT...still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand)

OK what does that mean??? Am I in some kind of trouble and don't know it???
I am still figuring out who all the culprits in/on epic are....give me some time I will figure it out.....but what is the reference to??? I gotta know.

What is this thread about, and why has it generated 102 pages worth of messages since December?

Come on Ms N don't play all innocent, your name's been brought up in the last few pages, so a spider is out to get you when she reappears.

"You Brits sure do talk funny"

Oh boy that's a good one from the USA, pinny, 'apron' ties around the waist protects the dress from blood when administering the rolling pin to errant hubby, cor I don't know 'guv what a to do, too right, we'l I'll go to the foot of our stairs ....