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Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin I seem to have started something with the 'Dark Side Girls' (ha, chance'd be a fine thing! Cool ) I think Shirley and Miss Member (I wonder what her name really is?) will forever be known as the DSGs!

@ninth_wave - c'mon, the suspense is killing me!

Sorry Roll Eyes I'm stuck on a boring global conference call listening to a lot of people prattling about nothing of any importance... so I'm being mischievous Razz
Hello all you rabble-rousing message board junkies, Dark Side Babes and Thread Hijinxers: Miss
Shirley, HandlePete, Evil Santa, and especially Miss Member who started it all by instigating a
certain Whack-a-mole on the head outburst of internet violence, not to mention stirring up a
(ninth?) wave of self-doubt to infect not only my long-held sense of gender projection online
(what, you were expecting a coherent sentence?), but even my semblence to earthly beings such as
yourself has been brought into question! (Mars indeed!)

Since you have all done such a inspired job of cajoling me out of my innermost online secret, I
will now and forthwith reward all of you breathless readers with the jaw-dropping moment of
universal truth you have just been dying to know since yesterday - are you ready!

OK that was the big buildup, now for the seriously anti-climatic truth: Sorry to disappoint all you
doubters, and cheaters who voted both ways, but the I'm afraid the majority wins this one. The
Ninth is definitely a guy. (Phew! Glad that's over.) Anyway I hope no one is too disappointed,
because if you are I'll send Miss M to whack you with a piece of Aunt Bertha's fruitcake! And if
that doesn't get you straight, there's always my new Lewisville Slugger from Evil Santa)

To all of you fine keyboard jaspers out there, the poll has been a great fun for me, and I hope a
bit of diversion for you. Thank you all for participating, and for your patience, not only in
waiting for the not-so-big revelation, but for wading through all this incredibly overblown
nonsensical piece of prose, which will finally end with these words of wisdom: If you want a long
and happy life, DO NOT eat that fruitcake. Wink Wink Wink
AHHHHH.....As soon as I read 'dark side BABES' I KNEW i was right Smile Guy all the way!
Thanks ninth for putting up with our foolishness, but it was alot of fun...not much else to do during maintenence, eh?
And if anyone gives you a hard time you just let me know, I'll grab the other dark side babe (I like that) and we'll give them a whackin' for ya Wink
Geez, look what I started with a simple sentence! Who woulda thunk it? Smile

Oh, and keep a'wonderin Pete...that's MY little secret Big Grin
bleh! fruitcake!

I knew it! hmmm, and I wonder what Your name is... lol Thanks Ninth, for the fun nonsensical piece of prose. Big Grin Nothing anti-climatic about it. And we'll never tell. hehe

Taz, you can have my lumps of coal. I still just want the snow. lol Grab your gloves everyone and let's have at a good ole fashioned snowball fight!

Pete, you still on that call? Come on. We can sneak up on 'em! You too Miss Member! We dark side babes MUST stick together. lol Razz
Well MR ninth_wave, to be absolutely honest, I had been leaning toward guy but was still a bit unsure.....although after I saw that sentence I KNEW...I think 'babes' is something a guy would say more than a girl would say..??
Anyhoo, very glad to have this much fun (this is the best board I've ever posted on) and glad we now know a little something about the mysterious ninth_wave Smile Smile
YES!!! I got it right! Well, so did most of us I guess Smile Glad to hear you are a guy ninth, that means I haven't totally lost it in my old age.

I'm finally off that dumb call, and then went straight to bed, now back up and back online working at 0700 Frown

I have to say I like the sound of the Dark Side Babes - even better that DSGs. Big Grin

OK All this cheek pinching going on? Taz want in
Ninth dont't look now but snowballs coming
8880 and Shirley to think this all started off as whackin Ninth
All right 8880 how long we keep this and up?
I wonder how long we can keep this thread alive and at the top??? Til next year maybe?
I do believe that is a good possibility
It does seem as though we do have most of us forum regulars here! With the exception of ChooChooGuy?
Hi Ninth I also ran it through and came up with your interpretation. I updated it to make a bit more sense after running it through an interpreter and it now comes out like this "One day we will rule the world , nothwithstanding for today this market place will to work"
Latin is such an archaic language and these online translators do not do a very good job Confused
Edit:OK Ninth you removed your post? Now this one does not make any sense!
And to think I took 2 years of it in high school, correspondence course no less, and don't remember a thing. Great use of my time don't you think?

Miss M, it doesn't say anything about a whack but I'm sure Steve would be glad to add that on somewhere.

Edit - I removed it because, somehow the latin phrase I entered into the translator was slightly different than yours, even though I did a copy/paste. I'll never figure that out, anyway the translation came out very weird. When I came back to enter the correct translation, you had already posted it, so then my new post would not have made sense. Make sense? The blood vessels in my brain are bursting trying to figure this out. "Lions, tigers, and bears! Oh my!"
OK Ninth you asked for it! Nonus est iam iens ut whack octoginta duodeviginti octoginta
I editted my Latin after you cut the original Ninth , when I checked my original I came up with the ford thing also! I just tried a phrase in a translator of English to English and came up with this "Ninth is at this time successive change of place permanent impulse ship ship ship " for this "Ninth is now going to whack eighty eight eighty"
Hey, I like B movies! It's the C,D, and F movies I hate.

Shirley - Miss M says she throws like a guy (softball star). Better be on her side when the snowball fight starts. I bet us guys can put up a pretty good fight too, so you better practice up.

Edit: I waiting for them to kick us off the boards as it is, maybe we shouldn't push it. Big Grin (Just think of all the gigabytes of memory we're tying up.)
Taz, you've got some great cute li'l smileys! Love 'em! lol
Thank you Miss Shirley!
As for the emailing someone on here you can add people as buddies and supposedly use that for
The buddy list is used for starting new private messages.
But it does not work it only shows the persons profile?
I like the B movies also but ya gotta admit there are some pretty bad ones you run into!
I think if they were going to kick us off this post they would have done it already????
This IS the lounge and I'm sure eventually one of these days we'll get tired of this...But not today Big Grin
It's great to have new friends!

BTW I can't find a way to email thru Auctiva either, but:
1) I'm computer-challenged
2) It's alot more fun when we're ALL here
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

And everyone else is always welcome to add to the silliness Smile
Why would they kick us off the boards Ninth. We are the UNPAID help! Just think of all the time we save them answering questions and keeping support requests from being filed.
The least they could do is give us OUR own posting area.
BTW 8880 I believe Ninth was referring to my comment
Hey guys we could hit the suggestion board and tell them we would like our own private playground/ posting area
when he posted this
Edit: I waiting for them to kick us off the boards as it is, maybe we shouldn't push it. Big Grin (Just think of all the gigabytes of memory we're tying up.)

Edit: That was a joke BTW Ninth I WAS NOT condoning hijacking the suggestion boards, so don't get any ideas Dark Side Babes!
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OK I can't resist!
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.
"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.
"I was on top ", was the reply.
"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a blonde, burst into tears.
"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.
"Am I going to have puppies ?".....
ROFLMAO - I've just been catching up on all these posts you guys made while I was in the land of nod, you're a funny bunch! Big Grin

So, we now know Shirley and Miss Member are blondes huh? Super! Cool But, still don't know Miss Member's real name Confused

By the way, a little warning as we move into the festive season. I was reading an article in the newspaper about the dangers of drinking - fair scared the beejeezus out of me Eek So, I have made up my mind, and I am giving up!

Reading, that is! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my
husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss
my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very Dog ruff 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful Tiddleywinks appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
Hey all, yup MM This thread will be alive for awhile! Here is one for you!

Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's

Old? Yes Apropos. Maybe
By the way Miss M good thing you were not by a mirror when you typed the last post!

Now I'm SURE this thread will stay alive till next year....look at all the views it's gotten, I think it's up to 800 & something.....

Here 8880 just a bit of a peace offering!

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

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