POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

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Originally posted by member_8880:
That's what YOU think....and here I was trying to be nice, including myself
I'm not the one that bombards entire neighborhoods with rotten tomatos

NO????!!!!! Just freeze dried ratz! OMG!!!

N, check out these links for first class postage:

http://pe.usps.com/text/dmm300/ratesandfees.htm#wp1008795

http://payments.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?EmitSellerShippingCalculator

I believe first class is the same cost no matter where (in the U.S.) the destination is. I don't pre-pack my items either because I have lots of buyers with multiple wins. Like I said before, I always found calculated shipping to be a PITA, maybe look at some similar items to the ones you sell and see what kind of postage is being charged. Or just weigh it and add a small handling fee. It's unbelievably easy for me to just use first class, print the PP label, and put pkg in the mailbox. Piece o' cake

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Originally posted by member_8880:
N, check out these links for first class postage:

http://pe.usps.com/text/dmm300/ratesandfees.htm#wp1008795
http://payments.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?EmitSellerShippingCalculator

I believe first class is the same cost no matter where (in the U.S.) the destination is. I don't pre-pack my items either because I have lots of buyers with multiple wins. Like I said before, I always found calculated shipping to be a PITA, maybe look at some similar items to the ones you sell and see what kind of postage is being charged. Or just weigh it and add a small handling fee. It's unbelievably easy for me to just use first class, print the PP label, and put pkg in the mailbox. Piece o' cake

Thanks I will.... I did go check the first one and it looks like anything under 13 oz is 3.21 so that will work.
I have given up on handling chgs too, but with the gas costs etc going up, I don't think I will continue.
The other thing is finding boxes for 1st class. The boxes can be sooo small that a printed label won't fit, so I am trying to figure out how to print one smaller...which I can't do on PP.
Many of my items can go in a typical jewlery box, 3x3 or so, but they won't let me put a printed lable on it. Do you know how to make those dang lables small on PP?
The 2nd link won't calc a small 1st class package either. I can make pp calc it but not make a little label. So sometimes maybe just going to the P.O. is just easier?!

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....and here I was trying to be nice, including myself

Oh, c'mon give me a break, I'm not dumb enough (yet) to believe that one

Those tomatoes were addressed to you, can't help it if you ran about with an umberella deflecting my gifts to you with your neighbours, so ungrateful !!

I will give you MANY breaks...hmmm where's that baseball bat?

And I really don't wish to appear ungrateful...I am sending the lieutenants over to see you. Can't tell you what they'll be bringing for you tho, don't want to spoil the surprise (I know you're thinking brass knuckles or cigars, but that's not it)

Well the mincer is ready, my lads will introduce them to the finest cuts of meat they have ever experienced

You guys sound down right mean! I donno! No wonder no one is coming around. I read what youse is sayin via gmail, and think I'm staying out their way!

Lets see what can I threaten you all with.

That thar sound's like fighting talk, up with yur dukes

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Originally posted by ChooChooGuy:
That thar sound's like fighting talk, up with yur dukes

OK! I'm ready!

Oof, thats my pillows plumped !

All you got to do now is deal with the FangMother and her transvestite lieutenants

Oh no Choo!! She's got PILLOWS!!! AAAAHHHHH!

That's even scarier than my lieutenants! (Hi N, just funnin ya)

But as you can see, Choo is so mean to me I have to find something to threaten him with

EDIT - And he's REALLY scared of those old ladies

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Choo is so mean to me I have to find something to threaten him with

Aaaah, poor little FangMother

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EDIT - And he's REALLY scared of those old ladies

Yeah, scared they won't arrive for a little 'mincing'

Ok Choo, stop yer cryin...I know you miss me when I'm gone

Here's a picture of me on my last road trip...it lasted all of 2 minutes then I forgot where I was supposed to be going...

Shame, after it took two beefy bikers and an engine hoist to get you into the sadlle

Oh funny (much sarcasm here)

I really haven't been ignoring the boards, honest (fingers crossed behind my back) just really busy with many listings. I have so much more inventory than I realized and I want to get rid of all of it this season.

Why haven't we heard from Taz yet?? (Or ANYBODY for that matter). Do you think there's life outside these boards??? Nah, impossible..

Choo, the lieutenants should almost be there by now, with a BIG surprise for you

Not surprised they are still on their way, probably still deciding on which outfit to wear with thier curlers and wrinkled stockings

Um....I hate to tell you, but they insisted on wearing their bikinis

OUCH what a mental image THAT is!

EDIT...and those aren't wrinkled stockings if ya know what I mean

So, they are Paddy and Thelma, well my patent mincer will soon merge their wrinkles into something more palatable, like budget cat food

WHO are Paddy and Thelma???

Homer's evil sisters-in-law, as if you didn't know, oh dear, denying the existance of your lieutenants now are we, tut, tut

Nevermind they will not exist much longer