POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

Good rate for a shirt, did it have to smell of oil and sweat for authenticity

Time, a few minutes to type and same again to translate it into English

Ok, apa-loggys for such an off topic post

No apa-loggys necessary (whatever they are)

No, no oil/sweat smells...hopefully not even a smoke smell She left good FB so apparently everything was OK.

The lieutenants are MIA, shame on you Choo...I'm starting to believe foul play. You wouldn't have had anything to do with that would you???

As I said in the last page, 9 out of 10 big cats prefer . . . purrrrrr

Sounds like a fair weather biker bought the shirt if they wanted it without an authentic aroma, whereas a steam buff likes the aroma of oil and steam . . . aaaaah, bliss !

Well.....I guess I'll have to start looking for new lieutenants won't I?

Yep, I have hungry cats to feed here

Oh no ya don't...I'll never send them to England again

Apparently meeting you is a fate worse than death

Oh dear, I'd better come over there then

Oooo goodie...you can meet my MOM

She's worse than any enforcer....

And just think, girls grow up to look like their mum, just look at what you have to look forward to seeing in the mirror one cold Chicago morn', he he he

Hmmmmm....well I have yet to see an actual picture of YOU
Would it curl my hair? Would I go blind? (probably)

Well judging by your mum's picture your body will probably do all that in self defence

My picture, well I would not want to embaress you or upset the delicate and sensitive viewers of this thread, after all we do have standards to maintain even if they are not very high

That bad huh??

Go ahead and post it, our standards here are lower than dirt

Your standards may be that low (certainly judging by the choice of your first cat fodder lieutenants) but over this side of the pond we have appearances to maintain . . . pause for raucous laughter and rolling about the floor to subside.

Where was I, oh yes appearances . . . another pause . . ok, "titter, ye not", I would rather you speculate so I can have a laugh rather than the other way around

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ring, ring, ring, ...

er, what day is it, drat dropped the phone down the toilet, grunt, zzzzzzzzzzzzz


That was another exciting episode in the life of a greedbay customer service automaton, in the next episode they get their head stuck down the pan trying to make a call

I have an extra grenade if ya need it to unclog the toilet...

YES my standards are QUITE low (I'm talking to YOU aren't I? hehehe) Oh I'm gonna get it for that

I have a new lieutenant picked out, just for you...you'll understand why when you see her pic

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have an extra grenade if ya need it to unclog the toilet...

Ere !! . . . are you calling me a greedbay automaton

On the other hand if it's for the greedbay automaton, let it stay down there out of harms way.

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YES my standards are QUITE low (I'm talking to YOU aren't I? hehehe) Oh I'm gonna get it for that

, Yep.

Why do you think I prefer to be anonymous, so no one knows I talk with the likes of you

Knowing your tastes in colleagues I expect your new lieutenant is across between the hulk and a clogged sewer anyway

Not quite....

She looks like a sweet old lady doesn't she?

BUT...can you guess who she really is???
Do the letters BB ring any bells???

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Do the letters BB ring any bells???

Only a cracked bell, related to US president ?

How soon we forget

She's a Bin Bandit..I've got the whole gang of them here

(innocently) ...Now what was your ebay user ID???

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She's a Bin Bandit..I've got the whole gang of them here

H'mmm, I think a tip-off to the right authorities and greedbay will be the least of your problems