Well Auctiva Asylum Lunatics it is 3 am here and time to close my weary eyes and dream of spiders!! Among my many business endeavors I use to own a pet shop and sold tarantulas. Quite vicious creatures actually. Met my previous GF when she came in to buy a tarantula and it bit me as I was boxing it for her!
Edit: OMG I just may have to go find her! I am a free man again and just remembered I ran into her sister about 2 months ago and she said she was still talking about me!
TY all for jogging my feeble brain!
What a way to meet someone Taz. OUCH! 
I've only seen the non-aggressive tarantulas. They creep me out, they're so big. *shiver*
G'night. Sweet dreams Taz. Have a very happy Christmas if I don't get to see ya here before. Well, even if so, have a merry Christmas.
I've only seen the non-aggressive tarantulas. They creep me out, they're so big. *shiver*
G'night. Sweet dreams Taz. Have a very happy Christmas if I don't get to see ya here before. Well, even if so, have a merry Christmas.
Usually only vicious when feeding Miss S. But they are tempermental! Only got bitten the one time in all my years of handling them. Snakes are another story, getting bitten by a 13 foot Burmese python was my worst! but more about that later!
G-Night all and Merry Christmas!
G-Night all and Merry Christmas!
Guess i'm gonna sign off too...2AM by me and miss S.
Merry Christmas to everyone, tho I'm sure we'll be able to get one or two posts in
Merry Christmas to everyone, tho I'm sure we'll be able to get one or two posts in
Ok there you go again Miss M posting at the same time as me!
Good night from Reno Taz, same to you on the Merry Christmas.
Miss M - No swats! (But I did say YES to that whack, oh oh.)
Miss S - I just looked it up, you DO have eight eyes! Now I know I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight. 8000 legs, 8000 eyes, OMG what else? Where's that web? Off to dreamland, I'll let you know how it turns out. (I may not want to wake up
)
Miss M - No swats! (But I did say YES to that whack, oh oh.)
Miss S - I just looked it up, you DO have eight eyes! Now I know I'm going to have sweet dreams tonight. 8000 legs, 8000 eyes, OMG what else? Where's that web? Off to dreamland, I'll let you know how it turns out. (I may not want to wake up
)
ahh, Ninth, you still here? I see I could have anywhere from 2 to 8 eyes. I want to be a spider that has eyes in the back of my head.
NOW, you see 8000 eyes
I still won't kill you unless you come after me with the flyswatter.
adding GMTA Alrighty then.
NOW, you see 8000 eyes
I still won't kill you unless you come after me with the flyswatter.
adding GMTA
Alrighty then.
Don't worry, I won't come after you with a flyswatter or a spiderswatter. (I'll just come after you. )
adding 'don't they though'
)adding 'don't they though'
Hey everyone! Sorry I seem to have missed a lot of fun, but little lad was not very well at all, and I couldn't leave OH to look after him on her own, as she is under the weather herself. So, I have read all the posts I missed (and this thread now has over 3000 views!), but there's too many for me to answer all of them, so here is a quick precis:
Steve, nice looking bar. Sorry about the fiancee thing, but you seem to be handling it well, and it looks like it is for the best. I'm curious, at what point does it cease to be our mums who vet our girlfriends, and start to be our daughters??!!
Susanne, so, you're a biker chick are you? mmmm....
And as for Shirley and Sid, well...... Get a room!!!
And FWIW, I don't think Auctiva will bounce this thread, 'cos I reckon they are having as much fun reading it as we are posting it (but they can't join in the posting, of course )
LOL, catch you all later when you get up
Steve, nice looking bar. Sorry about the fiancee thing, but you seem to be handling it well, and it looks like it is for the best. I'm curious, at what point does it cease to be our mums who vet our girlfriends, and start to be our daughters??!!
Susanne, so, you're a biker chick are you? mmmm....
And as for Shirley and Sid, well...... Get a room!!!
And FWIW, I don't think Auctiva will bounce this thread, 'cos I reckon they are having as much fun reading it as we are posting it (but they can't join in the posting, of course
)LOL, catch you all later when you get up
Hi there Pete,
Glad to see you could make it back...and glad YOU didn't get sick. Hope family is feeling a little better
Um...you conviently left out any comments on your S names Wonder why that is??
P.S. We're still waiting for our Christmas pesents from you..
OK I know...you got us the same thing you got us LAST year
Glad to see you could make it back...and glad YOU didn't get sick. Hope family is feeling a little better
Um...you conviently left out any comments on your S names
Wonder why that is??P.S. We're still waiting for our Christmas pesents from you..
OK I know...you got us the same thing you got us LAST year
Oh Susanne, you guessed 
OH seems a lot better, and little lad's fever is definitely going down now, and he's eaten a little today, so looking good now, thanks
Ummm, no, I didn't comment on the names did I?
I think Sexy Saint Pete is probably the best of the lot!
OH seems a lot better, and little lad's fever is definitely going down now, and he's eaten a little today, so looking good now, thanks
Ummm, no, I didn't comment on the names did I?
I think Sexy Saint Pete is probably the best of the lot!
Yeah, Sexy St. Pete isn't to shabby...
Did you see some of the other ones I thought of
That's what happens when we all start posting late at night..we all start getting a little bizarre And here I thought it was just me!
Gonna have to turn the hose on Shirley & Sid...
Did you see some of the other ones I thought of
That's what happens when we all start posting late at night..we all start getting a little bizarre
And here I thought it was just me!Gonna have to turn the hose on Shirley & Sid...
Yes I did see them Susanne, you have a great sense of humour - I like that in a woman, and those sexy eyes, and leathers - oh god
And I think it will need to be a fire hose, the way those two are carrying on!
OK, my boy has now asked me to go and sit with him for a cuddle, so guess what? I have to go! Parents have just arrived, for the traditional Christmas Eve Chinese takeaway, so I doubt I'll be back on tonight. Take care Susanne, have a lovely Christmas (and the same to everyone else of course!), and we'll chat soon.
TTFN,
Sexy St Pete
And I think it will need to be a fire hose, the way those two are carrying on!
OK, my boy has now asked me to go and sit with him for a cuddle, so guess what? I have to go! Parents have just arrived, for the traditional Christmas Eve Chinese takeaway, so I doubt I'll be back on tonight. Take care Susanne, have a lovely Christmas (and the same to everyone else of course!), and we'll chat soon.
TTFN,
Sexy St Pete
Thanks Pete and same to you and everyone else
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
quote:I'm curious, at what point does it cease to be our mums who vet our girlfriends, and start to be our daughters??!!
Well Pete I am sure mom is going to try her input here also, but I must say I do believe my daughters choices could be interesting!
She called a bit ago and said she has 2 friends without dates for New Years Eve and would I want to go out with one. Me being the gallant guy I am, I said only one?!! Daughter laughed and said Dad you are the best.
OMG just realized at the YOUNG age of 45 I am turning into a DIRTY old man. I do not think I could handle a pair of twenty somethings now anyway. Decisions decisions!
Glad the family is feeling better Pete and a Merry Christmas to you and everyone else!
Thought I'd pop in for a sec while getting ready for the huge family Christmas party tonite....
Steve, I always figured you for a 'dirty' old man (KIDDING!!!) I'm going to guess we're all sorta kinda maybe around the same age group.....'cept for Sweet Pete, 8 year old son?? Pete might be a young 'un himself. As for the Ninth, he's still kind of mysterious. (And he LOVES it that way)
Anyhow, go for it and have fun, you deserve it!
Hope everyone has fun tonite/tomorrow
Steve, I always figured you for a 'dirty' old man
(KIDDING!!!) I'm going to guess we're all sorta kinda maybe around the same age group.....'cept for Sweet Pete, 8 year old son?? Pete might be a young 'un himself. As for the Ninth, he's still kind of mysterious. (And he LOVES it that way)Anyhow, go for it and have fun, you deserve it!
Hope everyone has fun tonite/tomorrow
Alright a few Christmas cards for Y,all and a couple of links. One for a badA** Harley commercial with a scary Santa! And one for a slightly racy Harley Christmas Video.
Enjoy All!
Harley Santa
Harley Christmas song
Enjoy All!
Harley Santa
Harley Christmas song
Awww thanks Steve!
Will have to look at them later tho. Have a good night tonite
edit--LOVE the Fatboy joke!!!!!!
Will have to look at them later tho. Have a good night tonite
edit--LOVE the Fatboy joke!!!!!!
omg Ninth, have we made spectacles of ourselves? You did say 'don't read this'.
Hope ya'll don't expect me to leave that sweet li'l fly alone. I couldn't. Oh no. I couldn't.
Pete, glad your OH and son are getting better.
oops, it posted. Miss M, have a fun night!
Taz, yeh, you oughta just go for it. Why not? lol Thanks for the jokes and pics.
I'm really only here for a minute, till later, to wish all of you dear sweet folks a very Merry Christmas! xo
You did say 'don't read this'. Hope ya'll don't expect me to leave that sweet li'l fly alone. I couldn't. Oh no. I couldn't.
Pete, glad your OH and son are getting better.
oops, it posted. Miss M, have a fun night!
Taz, yeh, you oughta just go for it. Why not? lol Thanks for the jokes and pics.
I'm really only here for a minute, till later, to wish all of you dear sweet folks a very Merry Christmas! xo