POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

Look closer. She's got her hand over the kid's mouth and nose! He can't even breath!

HAHAHAHAHA...It looks like she's trying to cover his whole face!
Ok now don't change the subject....we're gonna bug you til you give a hint. That's what they did to me

OK All you Loonies Back to the Asylum

And you wonder how Santa stay so Jolly?

See, one request for a hint and ninth hits the road He really doesn't want to tell..

(Wicked Santa...very creepy)

Of course if that does not do it maybe the elves did?



Yup I kind of figured Ninth was lurking about watching us from the sidelines!

OK I do believe that Ninth left us a clue, just not the normal type Miss M!
Am I right Ninth Wave AKA Al ? Is that your name Ninth, Al?

Al? Where did that come from? Ok, I can see you guys are relentless. This goes against my better judgment but it starts with an S, and it's not Susanne, Shirley, or Steve. Those names have been taken, by lunatics.

I followed your photobucket link to albedo, and deduced Al from that? Now we have to figure out albedo!
OK lets start with Stan? Where are the Dark Side Babes anyway? I think they may have left the Asylum.

Hey. Just got back. Gotta put stuff up and I'll be back.

Hi Shirley welcome back.
I was searching for good eBay jokes but could only find this. I am only providing a link as I think it would push the posting limits of Auctiva? http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/408.html

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A man went to a bird auction one day. While there, he placed a bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!" "Oh, do not worry", said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

Re: link to the ebay pic. This must be a rare case where the picture is worth more than the item.

I think we're already nudging the posting limits.

Thanks Taz. lol I remember that picture. Wonder how much that picture's worth, or would be if it could be captured and kept exlcusive.
haaaahaaaa at the bird. I want a bird.

Ya think we're nudgin' it Ninth? Why would you say that? lol

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Originally posted by SolelySucculent:
Ya think we're nudgin' it Ninth? Why would you say that? lol

Hey, no different than the funny emails everyone forwards to their friends, right? (Think we can hide behind that rationalization?)

Hey I'm bad and an ole fuddy dud. I don't do that. Is that why I don't get what you're sayin'? lol

That's hi-lair-e-us Shirley girl.

hi-lair... I'll show ya Lair!

OT: I think I'm caught in eBay's playground again. On live help and he has no idea what I'm talking about.

Oh wait... this whole thread is OT, isn't it? lol

quote:

Originally posted by SolelySucculent:
hi-lair... I'll show ya Lair!

I like it when you talk like that.

Hi all.
I've only got a few minutes here, but ninth says his name starts with S...Could it be..........................S A N T A ???

Yesh ok that's really bad

Hey MM! *hug* He could be Santa, yes! lol

Ninth, I'll be the spider and you be the fly.

quote:

Originally posted by member_8880:
ninth says his name starts with S...Could it be..........................S A N T A ???

Yesh ok that's really bad

NICE TRY M.

"You're NOT Santa? Who's the flashy Santa?"

Not me, I just posts 'em as I sees 'em.

HA! I was paying attention and deleted my post too.

edit... awww, did I upset you? Are you not talking to me now Ninth? I'll take it back.

quote:

Originally posted by SolelySucculent:
Ninth, I'll be the spider and you be the fly.

GOSH, this is getting better all the time!

Ok since you're not Santa (he wouldn't be living in the desert anyway) and we already said Stan...I'm at a loss...Sam?

Oh, you've got such a long ways to go. I'm not a pushover like some people we know.

edit: ok I'm a pushover, one more hint: three letters, and not Sam.

Need a li'l devil smiley, Ninth. I'll try the one I can't see. lol bleh. didn't work.

Need a spider smiley instead.

edit... I don't think it's Sue. lol

Where's Evil Santa, he's the smiley man.

I'm not giving up
Sebastian
Sal (any variation)
Santiago
Saul
Scott (I'll bet it's Scott ?)
Sean
Seth
Sid
Am I even close????

>>>You edited after I typed in all these long names

Sug?

Miss M - Hey you're cheating with some kind of online trickery, and you didn't even see my last hint. Go back and look. edit: I wouldn't do that to you, honest injun.

Miss S - Are you nuts?

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Miss S - Are you nuts?

You betcha!

I know. It's Sid.

Of course I'm cheating
I'll never get it otherwise
But I'm fresh out of ideas now!
Sol?
Sun?

A guys name with 3 letters?? WAY tougher than it sounds!

Syd with a 'y'?
Course if you didn't fess up to that one you'd be splitting hairs.........

You girl dudes are just too good. Yes it is Miss S, but Miss M got there first and doesn't even know it(if you count a lucky blast from a double-barrel shotgun blind-folded as pinpoint accuracy). Syd with a "y" is a girl's name ladies.


Sid

Miss M, I think I scared him. *snicker*

edit... well she sure did. I didn't see that. Sorry MM, didn't mean to steal it. No, no Y. lol

edit/edit "(if you count a lucky blast from a double-barrel shotgun blind-folded as pinpoint accuracy)." LOLOL You're funny!!!

Susanne, Shirley, Steve, & Sid. Sounds like a law firm. Better: a vaudeville act.

Well hello SID
Actually while I was busy cheating, they DID have Syd with a Y for guys listed...

Pete's gonna have to change his name...the Auctiva ASylum is all Ssssss'

You know what I mean

BTW...Girl dudes??? You just get funnier all the time!

Oops-gotta go--be back later

Miss M - I stand corrected on the 'y' thing, and I'm sure we can think of something for Pete. (something he'll really love us for)

Miss S -

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edit/edit "(if you count a lucky blast from a double-barrel shotgun blind-folded as pinpoint accuracy)." LOLOL You're funny!!!

Thought you might appreciate that, Miss "Shoots like a guy" Shirley.

"embarrassing" is what you get for being a tomboy miss spider girl.

Don't know where that Choo guy is, probably lurking about somewhere.

I DO appreciate that Ninth. lol You're funny and observant!

OT again - It seems I'm stuck in eBay's playground with no way to get out. They're trying to help me get out now.

HELP ME HELP ME!!! lol
AAAAAgggggggghhhh! It just booted me out of the chat for about the fifth time, this time it totally ended it. I could just cry!

Sorry, what doe's OT mean again? And how do you get stuck in the playground? I definitely need to avoid that!

Off Topic. But this whole thread is off topic. Or maybe not. lol

I don't know how I got stuck in their stupid playground. It wasn't by choice and this is the third day of frustration and it's even worse today. It kicked me back in this morning. And I can't get out.

Yes, I'd say avoid it at all costs. I like playgrounds. NOT this one though.

from AuctionBytes: (to get out of "The Playground") "Users can go back to the regular eBay site by simply closing their browser or clicking "Go to the regular eBay site" link."

I guess the above does not work? And what's with this 'playground' terminology anyway? How stupid is that?

Ms S..I guess clearing cookies & cache doesn't work for you? (I'm sure you've done that) That was the only thing to get me out of their stupid 'search' test..

Sid--"I'm sure we can think of something for Pete. (something he'll really love us for)"

That opens up a whole realm of possibilities that I'm sure he WON'T love us for

Any ideas Miss S? The Darkside Babes should be able to come up with something..

Oh Shirley, BTW..Ebay is all screwed up today. All my sold items are gone (there were about 66 of them) and thank God only one person hasn't paid yet but when I click on 'Waiting for payment for 1 item 'link I get nada...I have to do an advanced search on myself just to get the info for that buyer, gotta send a second invoice. I sure hope it comes back soon. I think you & I are both caught in the middle of the glitches

WoW--1982 views so far!

I just got done. I started to put the details here but I think I'll go to the other thread. No, none of these worked. Pete, my sentiments about naming it the "playground" are over there. grrr

Thank ya'll! I need all the moral support I can get right now. I could just cry cause I literally can't do anything on there without walking away to let it load. I can't even come here cause I can still see it. lol So I'm gonna laugh about it! Don't wanna cry.

An S name for Pete... hmmm That'll distract me. Good.

Shirley,
You know live help is really live helpless right Please don't be upset, you got out before I'm sure you'll get out again...look very carefully for a tiny link (most likely down at the bottom if your page ever finishes loading). Maybe there's an 'opt out' link somewhere. I'm crossing my fingers for ya!

Well Miss M, I posted a long ole post explaining it on that other thread. There truly is no link, anywhere. There should be one that lets me return to regular ebay.

Thankyou. It'll work out. I'm a patient person, though too much longer and I'm gonna be asking for part of my monthly fees back.

Now, back to fun! I don't mean to drag this FUN thread down!

Ohhhhh Niiinth, won't you come into my parlor???

Your parlor, or your "playground", locked in without a key. I read your other post, what a nightmare. I wonder how many other users this is happening to. If it locks on to an IP address, you can't be the only one.

Anyway your "parlor" sounds very dangerous, and extremely, how shall I say, 'compelling'. Your pic is way so hypnotizing. Whoo! Whoo! "You're under my spell, you'll do what I say." (Some tomboy!)

THERE you are! Come closer my pretty! (wicked witch laugh)
*rubbing hands together* lol

Uh-oh ninth...you better watch out! She's really after you
Shirley the Spider...another S name.

OH NO! I CAN'T RESIST! I'M UNDER YOUR SPELL! HELP ME!!!

Oh! I got it backwards.
"You're under my spell, you'll do what I say." I thought I'm under your spell.

I'LL Help you! lol

Hello all I just stepped back into this! Sounds as though FeeBay has done it again?

Oh yeah, Taz
Big time too! I see a rant thread starting

hey Taz. eh, it's starting to feel 'normal'. lol

Whoa, where have you been? It's about time you showed up, these dudettes have been ganging up on me. They even managed to get my name! See what two wiley coyotes can do to a poor innocent fella all alone?

What is locking onto your ID? Is there a insidious worm out here?

quote:

locks onto a member's IP Address.

No Taz. It's the "eBay Playground (testing?)" that's locking onto it.

Ninth, helpless? You?? You ARE soooooo funny!

You're not alone, Sid..
As it is now, there's 3 of you guys and 2 of the Darkside Babes You don't stand a chance! Hee Hee!

LOL Miss M! How true!
that li'l smiley sure has some buck teeth!

OK I am a bit lost? But for Pete and an S name Saint Peter?

Huh?
Now that's to the point, aint it

You're right, those are terrible odds. Oh what are we to do?

Whatcha lost about Taz?

I'm trying to lure Ninth into my parlor. He's yelling for help. Miss M is watchin' his back.

Saint Pete's better than anything I've come up with, which is nothing. lol

'Saint Pete' has me ROFL!!!!!

OK gotta read these posts and see what the H#ll is going on in this madhouse!

quote:

Huh?

Huh what?

Saint Peter!? He's going to love that!

Ninth, what else IS there to do?

Shirley,
'Huh' because I think Taz came in w/o reading our nutty recent postings

"Ninth, what else IS there to do?"

Nothing I guess, two brilliant babes such as yourselves (BB's for short)have got us at your mercy!

You are right Miss M and I have had a few Scoops tonight and it is time for me to shut the lights! So I will leave Y'all to the madness until tomorrow!

Hey guys & girl,
2155 views...but is it counting US as well??

G'night Taz. Sweet dreams.

Ninth... come hither, hither pretty fly

Shirley?????
Did you have a few scoops tonite too?????

Probably MM. I'll be sad if this thread ends with the new year.

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edit/edit...
edit/edit/edit... lol The probably is for the counts. Nah, not tonight. Just playin'.

You're so funny..you're teasing Mr ninth worse than I ever did
I only offered him a whack on the head

LOL I know I'm a bad girl. Hey, he started it. lol

Didn't ya Ninth? *snicker*

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Originally posted by SolelySucculent:
Ninth... come hither, hither pretty fly

Only if you promise that I'll die with a smile on my face.

Looks like only the two of us left and I'm gettin ready to go to sleep...go back to work this weekend, bummer! I'll check in in the morning tho, I have a feeling St. Peter will show up

quote:

Originally posted by member_8880:
I only offered him a whack on the head

You'll notice my answer was YES.

Too funny Ninth cause I was just thinking I need to tell you I won't kill you, pretty fly.

ruhroh Ninth. Miss M's leaving us here all alone.

Sweet dreams Missy. See ya in the mornin'.

But I thought that's what spiders did to their prey, after they had their way that is. Are you sure this isn't a trick?

I guess some folks actually go to sleep at night, probably not a bad idea.

Oh but this IS a trick. lol

Yeh, I guess it's a good idea.
What's your time zone? No, what time is it there? I get confused. lol

I'm at PST, it's 12:36 and time for all good spidey gals and their victims to crawl into their little nests. I'm sure I'll dream of the creepy little bug-things all night long, thanks a lot Miss S, and a fine good night to you.

I need a sticky note with the time zones.

How handsome are your gauzy wings, how brilliant are your eyes! *batting eyes*
Sweet dreams Ninth.

Wow! You folks have been busy while I was gone! Next stop, 2,500 views!

Hey Sid, nice to meet you!

Shirley, sorry to hear about your woes, I hope it's all sorted for you now?

I read all the posts, hoping you would come up with a fitting 'S' name for me, like Sexy Pete, or Suave pete, or Super Pete. What did I get? Saint Pete Not sure I've ever done anything saintly!

OK, off again now, not sure if I'll be back on over the weekend, but I'll try. See y'all!

Pete, actually I kind of thought of 'Slick'

Whatcha think

edit// And P.S. Hope your other half is beter!!

Alright I kind of caught up on this thread, however it does appear a few posts were deleted? I suppose to keep this at a PG-13 level?
Y'all were certainly busy last night while I was out socializing!
Evidently you guys were thread jumping last night so I guess I will have to read the boards?
Still at a loss for the "eBay playground"
Sorry for the Saint Peter, Pete but I went with my first thought!

No problem Steve, it's nice to be included in the fun!

Susanne, you little minx, 'Slick'? That conjures up images of sort of sleazy, n'er do well type of guys, doesn't it? here's me, trying to honestly flirt with you (all done in the best possible taste), and you think of Slick! I'm going to go and cry into my beer

Alright I do believe I am as up to speed as I will ever be, I even went to the eBay playground to check it out. Funny I never even knew it existed! I did not stay there long for fear of getting Shanghaied or is that Shirleyed?
So Shirley was this why you have been having problems with your eBay page loading?

Susanne, thanks for asking after OH - she seems better, but little lad woke up sick in the night, and now is running a temperature Wrong time for an 8 year old to get a cold isn't it?

Pete 'minx' is kind of funny too!
Nah, in these parts (at least my part) Slick can have any connotation you want it to....depending on the tone of voice.
I meant it in the best possible way (fingers crossed behind my back)
You can flirt with me all you want but I won't be back here til late tonite..got work today.
Hi Taz...TTY all later

1 more edit--sorry to hear the little one isn't feeling good either..that means you're probably next

OK Susanne, fingers crossed or not, I'll take it as a compliment!

Yes, I probably will, won't I? OK, off to make a pre-emptive strike on the virus - whisky, here I come!

TTFN

Oh no! It's been almost 8 hours since this thread's been posted to. We can't have that!

Yes, Taz, this is the one and same playground giving me all the grief. I can get in a little faster, which sure isn't saying much. lol I had a long ole run-on sentence that got deleted on here about it. I think I hit the mousepad somehow and it does that. Maybe later I'll do it again.

Sue, I hope your first day back went well and you had a fun happy day at work!

Pete, I haven't thought of what I want to suggest yet. Are we in a hurry or do I have more time to keep thinking about it?
Meant to ask how's your OH and son? Sending positive thoughts. Hope they're weell fast!

Ninth, can you come out and play? Betcha can't find me!

Ohhh where are all you sweet people? I have a WOOHOO! and need someone to share it with!
I'm sorry if it's embarrisking. lol I'm so tickled I could just scream! Oh wait, I already did that. LOL Woohoooooo! Check it out:
http://tinyurl.com/3xg5en

O M G !!!!
Can't really write cos I'm still at work, but...
OMG!! I don't know what else to say
HUGE congrats! Now let's hope you get paid

Later~~~~

Thank you Miss M! I'm still so excited. I just now stopped shaking so much.
Great feedback on buyer. I'm sure they'll get paid for.