POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

TR
This good li'l spider's just soarin' around her web, visions of special ingredient cookies dancin' in her head. Didn't I see mention of treatments for that somewhere around here!

I've heard there are treatments available for what seems to ail you, but they are pretty 'potent'. Might have side-effects.

In this vicious neverending circle of tormenting ailments, methinks the dangerous side effects will prove to be quite a relief!

Trouble is, the side-effects studied so far have been known to be highly addicting.

tmba
You mesmerizing li'l fly!

Where did you get my picture, you sneek!
Or is that you?
Look at those big seductive eyes and that come hither look, it has to be you.

I can only say that I searched high and low and waited patiently and here it is.
Oh, my dear, make no mistake, that is You!

If that's me, then I only have eyes for you.(sigh)

Ditto!

Ewwwwww! Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

No, not just you. Quick! It's a state of emergency!
Fling the windows open wide!

We're starting to smoke! Call 911! Where's Miss M ?!! Fire hose!!!

Speed dial! Where's that fire extinguisher??
Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Vision is blurring!!

Oh no, you're passing out! Quick, you need mouth to mouth! Not a moment to spare!

Hurry! I feel faint!!
Beam me up Scotty!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on, I'll do my best to save you! It's working, your pulse is improving rapidly, heart is beating faster! Much faster!!
Scotty's gone, he's on a emergency call of his own.(dirty old man anyway!)

Yes! Breathing increasing properly! Your special treatment is working!
Ewwwwwwwwww! Here come the side-effects!!

Dont' need Scotty! You're here...

Oh no, WHAT side-effects?!! Are you in danger?!!

I am!
Help me!!!!!