My whole life is one big blonde moment...but at least I can throw like a guy Makes me feel a little better......
lol I can relate to that... one big blonde moment.
Hey, I can shoot like a guy. Does that count for anything?
Hey, I can shoot like a guy. Does that count for anything?
Oh yeah...just don't aim in MY direction
lol No worries.
quote:How do you know a blonde's been on the computer?
From the whiteout on the screen
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
There's writing on the white-out.
Wadda ya mean ELVES? Dag Gummit deer jerky was tough enough now I gotta do ELVES?
Ninth you have received one more vote! Your masculinity is preserved!
Where is ChooChooGuy at anyway?HULLOOOO !!! Choo your voice is missed here!
Ninth you have received one more vote! Your masculinity is preserved!
Where is ChooChooGuy at anyway?HULLOOOO !!! Choo your voice is missed here!
ROFLMAO - I've just been catching up on all these posts you guys made while I was in the land of nod, you're a funny bunch!
So, we now know Shirley and Miss Member are blondes huh? Super! But, still don't know Miss Member's real name
By the way, a little warning as we move into the festive season. I was reading an article in the newspaper about the dangers of drinking - fair scared the beejeezus out of me So, I have made up my mind, and I am giving up!
Reading, that is!
So, we now know Shirley and Miss Member are blondes huh? Super! But, still don't know Miss Member's real name
By the way, a little warning as we move into the festive season. I was reading an article in the newspaper about the dangers of drinking - fair scared the beejeezus out of me So, I have made up my mind, and I am giving up!
Reading, that is!
Uh, Pete, you're pretty funny yourself!
Oh, and my real name IS Miss Member
>Although long ago on these boards (I think it was these boards) someone called me M80...I thought that was hilarious....KABOOM
Oh, and my real name IS Miss Member
>Although long ago on these boards (I think it was these boards) someone called me M80...I thought that was hilarious....KABOOM
Hey MM, what you doing still up at this time?
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have
one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my
husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss
my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a
magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.
The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have
one."
The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my
husband, and my life. I just want to go home."
POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss
my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."
POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.
The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"
The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."
Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very Dog ruff 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful Tiddleywinks appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in.
Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in.
G R O A N.........
Wossup
You guys & your jokes!
Now I'm SURE this thread will stay alive till next year....look at all the views it's gotten, I think it's up to 800 & something.....
Now I'm SURE this thread will stay alive till next year....look at all the views it's gotten, I think it's up to 800 & something.....
Hey all, yup MM This thread will be alive for awhile! Here is one for you!
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's
Old? Yes Apropos. Maybe
By the way Miss M good thing you were not by a mirror when you typed the last post!
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's
Old? Yes Apropos. Maybe
By the way Miss M good thing you were not by a mirror when you typed the last post!
quote:Now I'm SURE this thread will stay alive till next year....look at all the views it's gotten, I think it's up to 800 & something.....
I see I'm gonna have to start the whackin' all over again
(Shirley where are you??)
(Shirley where are you??)
Here 8880 just a bit of a peace offering!
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Way to GO Taz!
I love that one!!!
Gonna copy it & pass it around to my friends if you don't mind (most of them are brunette BTW )
I love that one!!!
Gonna copy it & pass it around to my friends if you don't mind (most of them are brunette BTW )
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