POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

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As long as you don't send me another box of mens thongs I'll be happy

*Your wish is my command oh gracious Queen of the Epic Thread* . . . and the Genie of the Loo (with nothing else left in stock . . . supplier gone bust) sent her nothing . . .














But his best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Healthy and Happy New year

Arrrgh, crumbitus, graspus, doughous, griefuss, lets give up selling and just crumb it

Hope everyone had a great Christmas And now for the GOOD stuff...(New Years Eve parties)

Choo, you have given me more aliases than anyone But I'm not too crazy about Genie of the Loo, HA!

I sent you another box of inflatable dolls, did you get them yet?

Actually, I was the Genie of the Loo !

Oh dear, oh dear . . .

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sent you another box of inflatable dolls

No, thankfully, they must have inflated in transit and floated away to colonise some unknown atlantic island

Well I'm glad YOU'RE the loo genie (now THAT brings funny images to mind)

And ooops...I sent the inflatable dolls to Pete..I sent you another box of tomatoes (will I never learn)

Happy New Year epic threaders (and all those who have yet to join us).

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I sent you another box of tomatoes (will I never learn)

Nope, not your strong point is it I will add them to the tranny-lieutenant cat food for extra flavouring . . . afterall they were a bit tasteless (whoops nearly forgot the )

to you too, Choo

*Sigh...I'm probably the only one that has to work today

Happy New Year to everyone

Sorry for the delay getting back in here, I only just finshed working my way through the box of dolls that mysteriously appeared on my doorstep. Strange how they all seemed to have a surprised look on their faces - is that normal does anyone know?

Hope you all had a good start to the new year, I know I have!

Happy new Year all!

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surprised look on their faces - is that normal does anyone know?

HA Pete--as if you didn't know (just kidding)
Well it looks like I'm not the only one that's been MIA...working my lil' fingers to the bone and I'm still not rich...

But I know what Choo is up to-he's planning another attack on my house with the killer tomatoes

Too funny - there are a couple more recent votes on this thread. Too bad we haven't seen Miss S and the infamous Ninth Wave lately ... Wonder what they're up too

Ooops forgot, Choo this is for you


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Rats they've gone all shy I'll try again . . .

Right dear ol'FangMother, here it is one of the killer tomatoes I have been away recruiting having a pre-atlantic flight snack . . .



Pleasant dreams

Hey if we would take the tomatoe before it got so big we could of had Fried Green Killer Tomatoe

Hi 7658jds,
Nah, Choo would never allow that...he's out to get me

Choo, that was my scariest tomato (shudder)
I don't want him back...send him over to Pete's house

Hi 7658jds, welcome to "The Epic Thread", we could do with some more mischief makers here.

Beware, these tomatoes are well seasoned veterans, nothing green about them, especially the overipe ones, who are particularly messy and nasty

Please note that I did say "tomatoes" and not "tomato" so the next time you leave your horizontal cabinet Ms F and the sky darkens it won't be a UFO or a rain cloud but a UKO - an Unfried Ketchup Object.

Current postion, drifting across the Atlantic after whetting their appetites on tourists over here.

Should be there in a few days, they know what you look like as I have programmed them with your data gleaned from this thread . . .

Oh and . . .

UnFried Ketchup Object on my Over Sized Burger. No pickles on mind with extra onion's on it. Thank You very much.

I'm getting hungry now..........

So are my UKO's, landing in a street near you very soon, ravenous after their long flight . . .

Hey everybody,

WOW been trying to get used to the new My Ebay page they forced on us here...slow ugly waste of space
You have to customize it to get it to even resemble something you can work with. Check it out, Choo see what you think. Sign into Ebay.com. I've actually been working through Ebay Ca, they haven't messed with that one yet. SIGH

So anyway, I'll have to worry about the tomato attack later (but I've got my burgers ready & waiting)