POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

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me word's were :-
"Be'er be t'onest truf or yor'l be up a'fore the beak in't morn

Geez no wonder I never liked Shakespere - could never understand a word of it!

Pete has the Tardis now, whoo hoo!!!! And LOVE the telemarketing link BTW....

EDIT...forgot to say I'm here LOL like a jackass all by myself I never get those kind of calls now I want one so I could pull a little stunt like that

LOL, I thought you'd like my Tardis

Good grief, Pete's gone totally off his trolley, what now a disco-Dalek

Ms M, quote : "Geez no wonder I never liked Shakespere - could never understand a word of it!"

And Ms M, how could you compare that bruised, battered and broken sentence to the works of Shakespeare

Grooan, gotta lie down now . . .

Disco-Dalek ??? (Lookin for the kleenex again)

OOps - I didn't even spell 'Shakespeare' right when I first posted...but at least I could understand what I wrote

Quote: "Lookin for the kleenex again"

Ms M must have shares in Kleenex, is she spamming, better send the boys to check her out

Oh you guys have NO idea how you make me laugh
Makes me wish I DID have shares in kl****x (better?)

I haven't had as many chuckles with a computer since I typed a program into my very first Commodore Pet computer and the crude graphics picture of a hot air ballon fell out of the sky instead of rising from the ground.

Neeedless to say writing computer games was not my natural calling back in '81

Choo an Aussie duster is a long trench coat made of oilskin. Just catching up on posts here before going to work. Will post again after I am all caught up on the lunatic fringe.
Have to check out Pete's tele-marketer clip also.

Now why did I think an Aussie duster was a like a knuckle duster, must be the image you conjour up

Type to you later then . .

Must admit Choo the knuckle duster is an intriguing idea and much better usage of words than the mundane American brass knuckles.
Pete yes indeed it is safe to come out of hiding. DaraDork deserved another thrashing! I must admit I am thoroughly enjoying this butt kickin permit handed out by Sheriff Jeff. Yippee we've all been deputized and time to look for the hangin tree!
Q: What do James T. Kirk and spammers have in common?

A: They both regularly circle Uranus searching for Klingons

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CAUTION MIss M. with those references to Kleenex, you see Choo has already reported poor Pete once. Would not want you to be his next victim.

Spammers will be deleted!



Gotta go now folks, and I am away tomorrow, and may not get back in here until next Friday - so have fun, and I'll chat to you when I can! Ta ta!

Ta ta Pete, we will have to provoke you through the week to see if you are just thread lurking

"Spammers will be deleted!"

Choo are you still up??
Thought I saw you answer another post .. isn't it about 0200 there?

Yes still up but it is just past midnight here, probably won't be up more than other hour tonight though.

The other post I just answered could be a long one and by all means step in if they reply during your evening - night shift

Looks like another jump in the deep end and near drowning job despite our cautionary tales, another issue due to Jeff making it sound easy to use Auctiva, would not really go with that myself it's quite a learning curve for some

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Looks like another jump in the deep end and near drowning job despite our cautionary tales, another issue due to Jeff making it sound easy to use Auctiva, would not really go with that myself it's quite a learning curve for some

Oh I dunno..I'm a computer idiot, yet I had virtually no problems at all learning Auctiva. Sure I had a few questions, but I never had a problem big enough to prevent me from listing..I honestly think people should read more and take all the tutorals..instructions are there for everything.

EDIT - don't forget, we have to provoke Pete while he's gone

Hi Ms M, just vented my frustrtation on booklady's poll thread, after another total newbie suffered the totally unnescessary "arrgh listing disspeared" initiation ceremony.

I really wish I knew what was behind the reluctance to pass the buck back to ebay, must be contractural small print that they are not even allowed to admit too.

There are two kinds of newbie likely to come unstuck, the one who is not well versed in techno-babble, tries but is swamped and those who can only be spoon fed every cr*mb

So long as you can take it step by step and follow the tutorials (I gather from yourself and others they are good) then the former newbie should be ok.

The latter well, tough, wake up to the real world we can give pointers but it's up to them.

Regarding the tutorials I must admit I just dived in and played being a typical software engineer as it all seemed quite logicallly set up to me

Type, ya' all later

Hi y'all, just found a few minutes to jump in! Son has a day off school today, so I have taken a day off work and we all went ten pin bowling, plus chinese for lunch Off to Germany for work next week though, so won't get any time to myself, so highly unlikely to get in here.

I wonder why we can't have a sticky thread in the Getting Started forum, so we can just put our own warnings to newbies - that wouldn't mean Jeff doing anything else then, we could do it.

Hi Pete, don't think sheriff Jeff wants to give the deputies that much power, mind you this thread is written to so often it is almost stuck in place.

Have fun in Germany, pop in if you get a chance otherwise don't worry if you can't we love to talk about others behind their back, don't we gang

Hey Choo,

C'mon we know Pete will definitely pop in, if only to lurk and see what we're saying about him

Hmmmm..UK to Germany...that's probably closer than me going to see Miss S in Texas ?

(haven't checked it, just thinking out loud)

>>Just realized, no one was posting here last night (including me)