Thought ya would like that one! My olive branch has been accepted then? LOL
Lets get everyone in the Christmas mood with some seasonal music! Christmas Playlist
I cannot take credit for this however. It is Suthrnjewls that she posted on the other forum I belong to.
Thanks Suthrnjewl
BTW Miss M feel free to copy it and pass it out, after all it is on the WWW, free domain Yadda Yadda Yadda
You never needed an olive branch....didn't you see all my smiley faces ??
Well, it won't be long before we hit 1000 views on here, thanks to our silliness!
Tis the Christmas season though! Evil Santa likes playing the devils advocate.
How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
1000 views Pete! Give us 3 more hours and we will be there!
How do you tell if a bleach blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
1000 views Pete! Give us 3 more hours and we will be there!
OK I really need Shirley now...she's probably out practicing her curveball..
Ok People 943 views as of this post! wonder how close I will be with my 3 hour estimate for 1000?
A blonde opened a box of Cheerios® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!
A blonde opened a box of Cheerios® and exclaimed "LOOK! A box of donut seeds!
Not to mention 6 pages so far too
I'm so happy I was off work this week so I could be involved in all this
I'm so happy I was off work this week so I could be involved in all this
Ok so I must have been a bit closer with Lisa? Lori?
quote:Brenda????????? WAY off base! Keep trying
No, those were way off base too
Huge Hint: Starts with an S but not spelled the usual way.....
Pete and Shirley are missing all the fun yet again! Although isn't it the middle of the night in the UK now ??
Huge Hint: Starts with an S but not spelled the usual way.....
Pete and Shirley are missing all the fun yet again! Although isn't it the middle of the night in the UK now ??
Wow. 977 views...I wonder why no one else wants to join in our craziness ??
Everybody is welcome
Everybody is welcome
Only 9:40 pm in England? Suzanne?
Did anyone click the Christmas music link I posted?
Yeah I was wondering the same thing? Everyone is just watching us laughing their A**es off I guess?quote:I wonder why no one else wants to join in our craziness ??
Everybody is welcome
Did anyone click the Christmas music link I posted?
Well well!
I can't believe you guessed it so soon! You spelled it wrong tho, it's Susanne.
Now we have to try to pry ninth's name out of him
I guess unlike some of the rest of us, Pete actually has a life
NO offense intended to anyone....
I can't believe you guessed it so soon! You spelled it wrong tho, it's Susanne.
Now we have to try to pry ninth's name out of him
I guess unlike some of the rest of us, Pete actually has a life
NO offense intended to anyone....
I think we may have hit the magic 1000!Edit: Yup 1007! OK yup we got Susanne now so Ninth is the next target I guess!
Sooner than expected too! Gotta go feed the dogs..talk to ya later
Alrighty I gotta go make supper myself and then off to feed the cats the leftovers. Of course there might not be much leftover. New York Strip steaks tonight.
awww, did I miss you guys? (and gal ) Been working on computer and rearranging the furniture. I like it!
I gave a hint on the other thread that it's not gender specific. LOL I was going for the shortened version.
Also said over there:
My guess for Ninth - Aaron
hah I should just go get it and copy/paste lol
Back soon with a joke.
I gave a hint on the other thread that it's not gender specific. LOL I was going for the shortened version.
Also said over there:
My guess for Ninth - Aaron
hah I should just go get it and copy/paste lol
Back soon with a joke.
That clue would have been enough of a clue for me with your LOL added!
Sorry that took so long. Daughter called. Uhoh Taz. Better be careful with my clues then.
A blonde has a stroke of luck and gets herself a red convertible sports car. It's her dream car! She decides to dye her hair red to go with the car and she loves it.
So she's riding on a country road in her new sports car with the top down, her new red hair flying in the wind, enjoying the view.
She sees a flock of sheep and thinks... hmmm, I've always wanted a sheep. She stops and walks out to the sheep herder, tells him she always wanted a sheep of her own, and asks him "If I can guess exactly how many sheep you have, can I have one?" He thinks to himself, now what are the odds of that, and tells her "Sure, you can have one if you can tell me how many there are."
She guesses 289, and the sheep herder is shocked! She got it!! He says "Well ma'am, a deal's a deal. Choose which sheep you'd like and it's yours." So she picks one and heads back to her convertible with it, just ecstatic to have a pet sheep to go with her new car and her new hair.
The sheep herder comes running up yelling "Ma'am, ma'am! Stop! Wait!!" She waits for him to catch up to find out what all the yelling's about.
He tells her "If I can tell you what your original hair color is, can I have my dog back?"
A blonde has a stroke of luck and gets herself a red convertible sports car. It's her dream car! She decides to dye her hair red to go with the car and she loves it.
So she's riding on a country road in her new sports car with the top down, her new red hair flying in the wind, enjoying the view.
She sees a flock of sheep and thinks... hmmm, I've always wanted a sheep. She stops and walks out to the sheep herder, tells him she always wanted a sheep of her own, and asks him "If I can guess exactly how many sheep you have, can I have one?" He thinks to himself, now what are the odds of that, and tells her "Sure, you can have one if you can tell me how many there are."
She guesses 289, and the sheep herder is shocked! She got it!! He says "Well ma'am, a deal's a deal. Choose which sheep you'd like and it's yours." So she picks one and heads back to her convertible with it, just ecstatic to have a pet sheep to go with her new car and her new hair.
The sheep herder comes running up yelling "Ma'am, ma'am! Stop! Wait!!" She waits for him to catch up to find out what all the yelling's about.
He tells her "If I can tell you what your original hair color is, can I have my dog back?"
OK Evil Santa is baaack!
That was good Shirley
What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme!
That was good Shirley
What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme!
LOL Evil Santa is a baaaaaaad boy!
Ya probably heard this one...
A burglar broke into this house. He's creeping through the living room and hears "Jesus is watching you." He stopped in his tracks, listening and all was quiet. He crept a little farther and heard again, louder "Jesus is watching you."
Terrified, he freezes and looks all around frantically. Finally, he sees a parrot in a corner.
He asks "Was that you that told me Jesus is watching?" "Yes" said the parrot. Relieved, he asked the parrot "What's your name?" "Clarence" said the parrot.
"That's a stupid name for a parrot! What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said "The same idiot that named the Rottweiller Jesus."
Ya probably heard this one...
A burglar broke into this house. He's creeping through the living room and hears "Jesus is watching you." He stopped in his tracks, listening and all was quiet. He crept a little farther and heard again, louder "Jesus is watching you."
Terrified, he freezes and looks all around frantically. Finally, he sees a parrot in a corner.
He asks "Was that you that told me Jesus is watching?" "Yes" said the parrot. Relieved, he asked the parrot "What's your name?" "Clarence" said the parrot.
"That's a stupid name for a parrot! What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said "The same idiot that named the Rottweiller Jesus."
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