POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

quote:

Obviously you did not yet see my reply to DaraDorks flogging post!

I must have the opposite of being ambidextrous, can't type with either hand, yes I meant dork's flogging, mind you probably just an occupational hazard they can ignore for a week, spam somewhere else and return when the dust settles.

Probably got no interest in selling things just goes crusing board after board just like vanadls plastering thier graffiti everywhere as if we care what their tag means

True Choo but we still have our flogging permits courtesy of Jeff

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Probably got no interest in selling things just goes crusing board after board just like vanadls plastering thier graffiti everywhere as if we care what their tag means

Great fun don't you think?
And Choo how did you know I use to breed Rottweilers?
Well I too must get ready for work.

You reported me You reported ME You REPORTED ME

You Bas****!!!


Don't care, didn't hurt

Off for my tea now, see y'all later my luvvlies!

Hiya Pete,

Well at least I'm an 'onest b'std

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And Choo how did you know I use to breed Rottweilers?

Well Taz, dogs and their owners frequently look alike, 'nuff said

Sorted my confusion it appears you or Jeff didn't see dorks other post :- "Everything Else -> EBAY BUYER AND SELLER MUST READ !" thread.

For a moment I thought I had become completely mad, need some spare capacity to get worse to maintain the level of lunacy required to be a regular on this thread.

Hi everybody,

You guys are SO funny..I looked at the board while I was at work - I really should know better by now

Choo - My Rottweiller looks just like me (she's beautiful, HAHAHA) Rolling my eyes here..
And BTW your level of lunacy is just fine.

Pete - OMG I never saw you freak out before (shame on you Choo for reporting Sweet Pete)

Taz - What can I say..go get 'em tiger

Go get em Tiger? I live for these moments! Kick A** and take names of Dum-Dums. Gee I wish Jeff would step in at least say hello to the asylum!
Hmm "do you think this post will make it to the New Year"
Wow far beyond and still kickin tail!
1907 posts and 15061 views!
Yup I do believe that we lunatics need our own platground!
PLEASE Jeff a chat area for us hardcore Auctiva supportes!

Hey there Taz,

Yep, almost 100 pages..whoo hooo
I had my doubts we'd make it to New Years, this is great!

Choo FINALLY opened his eyes & tore himself away from Dr Who to join in (sorry Choo, couldnt resist) and now we have kbalona posting too. Even without the manic ravings of Miss S and ninth we're doing OK.

Uh-oh, they're gonna get me for that one Just kidding guys!

Almost 100 pages Miss M and they said it could not last! Only 3.5 pages to go and we hit 100. By the way where is the Spider and the Fly? Hope not out buying acreage to spin a new web of destruction!
tis almost enough to keep up with this little corner of paradise and then to have to foray out into the ButtKickin zone more than my little heart can handle!
Let me at EM Jeff! I want to tear someone a new backside!
Cowboy hat and Boots ninth? I don't think so. Beat up Harley Ball Cap and an Aussie duster, with a pair of weathered linemans boots more my style. Watch the door and I may come moseying in!
EDIT:
Choo : I did not forget your post! Don't lose sleep over nonsense? Is that the gist of it?

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Hope not out buying acreage to spin a new web of destruction

I'm sure that's exactly what they're doing (besides preparing for a new onslaught of goo-goo eyes)

I'm just waitin to use my RAID on them...or whack 'em, whackin is always good

OK Choo, yes you are an honest one!

Susanne, you say you have watched Dr Who since the beginning? I don't think you are that old (you don't look it in my dreams). Now I know Choo will know the answer to this, 'cos I remember him hiding behind the sofa when I was doing the same, but can you tell me who the actor was who played the original Dr Who?

Hi Pete,

I used to know that one but I can't remember it without cheating ... and I'm too tired to cheat right now

PS..I didn't say since the beginning (that was Choo) I said way back when. HA HA like there's so much difference

It's my favorite show. If I'm working that weekend I always have it set up on the VCR.

G'night everyone..see you sometime tomorrow

It was William Hartnell, the old white haired guy (and probably the best I think).

G'night Susanne

Hi taz, just have to ask, it's obviously not made of ostrich feathers what is an

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an Aussie duster

"Don't lose sleep over nonsense?"
I don't think any of us do that with this or the BC threads to vent on, no you are going off the track now, ok here is the original from the Pete coming out poll, and the translation.

me word's were :-
"Be'er be t'onest truf or yor'l be up a'fore the beak in't morn"

Better but still poor English :-
"It had better be the honest truth or you will be up before the magistrate/judge in the morning"

This "honest truth " is a dire but common piece of wording.

So there you go Taz is the winner by a mile.

Here's a little something for all those of us who have been badgered by telemarketers in the past - it's excellent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un_PjRXV5l8

EDIT - You want sound.

It certainly is, thanks

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me word's were :-
"Be'er be t'onest truf or yor'l be up a'fore the beak in't morn

Geez no wonder I never liked Shakespere - could never understand a word of it!

Pete has the Tardis now, whoo hoo!!!! And LOVE the telemarketing link BTW....

EDIT...forgot to say I'm here LOL like a jackass all by myself I never get those kind of calls now I want one so I could pull a little stunt like that

LOL, I thought you'd like my Tardis

Good grief, Pete's gone totally off his trolley, what now a disco-Dalek

Ms M, quote : "Geez no wonder I never liked Shakespere - could never understand a word of it!"

And Ms M, how could you compare that bruised, battered and broken sentence to the works of Shakespeare

Grooan, gotta lie down now . . .

Disco-Dalek ??? (Lookin for the kleenex again)

OOps - I didn't even spell 'Shakespeare' right when I first posted...but at least I could understand what I wrote

Quote: "Lookin for the kleenex again"

Ms M must have shares in Kleenex, is she spamming, better send the boys to check her out

Oh you guys have NO idea how you make me laugh
Makes me wish I DID have shares in kl****x (better?)

I haven't had as many chuckles with a computer since I typed a program into my very first Commodore Pet computer and the crude graphics picture of a hot air ballon fell out of the sky instead of rising from the ground.

Neeedless to say writing computer games was not my natural calling back in '81

Choo an Aussie duster is a long trench coat made of oilskin. Just catching up on posts here before going to work. Will post again after I am all caught up on the lunatic fringe.
Have to check out Pete's tele-marketer clip also.

Now why did I think an Aussie duster was a like a knuckle duster, must be the image you conjour up

Type to you later then . .

Must admit Choo the knuckle duster is an intriguing idea and much better usage of words than the mundane American brass knuckles.
Pete yes indeed it is safe to come out of hiding. DaraDork deserved another thrashing! I must admit I am thoroughly enjoying this butt kickin permit handed out by Sheriff Jeff. Yippee we've all been deputized and time to look for the hangin tree!
Q: What do James T. Kirk and spammers have in common?

A: They both regularly circle Uranus searching for Klingons

EDIT:
CAUTION MIss M. with those references to Kleenex, you see Choo has already reported poor Pete once. Would not want you to be his next victim.

Spammers will be deleted!



Gotta go now folks, and I am away tomorrow, and may not get back in here until next Friday - so have fun, and I'll chat to you when I can! Ta ta!

Ta ta Pete, we will have to provoke you through the week to see if you are just thread lurking

"Spammers will be deleted!"

Choo are you still up??
Thought I saw you answer another post .. isn't it about 0200 there?

Yes still up but it is just past midnight here, probably won't be up more than other hour tonight though.

The other post I just answered could be a long one and by all means step in if they reply during your evening - night shift

Looks like another jump in the deep end and near drowning job despite our cautionary tales, another issue due to Jeff making it sound easy to use Auctiva, would not really go with that myself it's quite a learning curve for some

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Looks like another jump in the deep end and near drowning job despite our cautionary tales, another issue due to Jeff making it sound easy to use Auctiva, would not really go with that myself it's quite a learning curve for some

Oh I dunno..I'm a computer idiot, yet I had virtually no problems at all learning Auctiva. Sure I had a few questions, but I never had a problem big enough to prevent me from listing..I honestly think people should read more and take all the tutorals..instructions are there for everything.

EDIT - don't forget, we have to provoke Pete while he's gone

Hi Ms M, just vented my frustrtation on booklady's poll thread, after another total newbie suffered the totally unnescessary "arrgh listing disspeared" initiation ceremony.

I really wish I knew what was behind the reluctance to pass the buck back to ebay, must be contractural small print that they are not even allowed to admit too.

There are two kinds of newbie likely to come unstuck, the one who is not well versed in techno-babble, tries but is swamped and those who can only be spoon fed every cr*mb

So long as you can take it step by step and follow the tutorials (I gather from yourself and others they are good) then the former newbie should be ok.

The latter well, tough, wake up to the real world we can give pointers but it's up to them.

Regarding the tutorials I must admit I just dived in and played being a typical software engineer as it all seemed quite logicallly set up to me

Type, ya' all later

Hi y'all, just found a few minutes to jump in! Son has a day off school today, so I have taken a day off work and we all went ten pin bowling, plus chinese for lunch Off to Germany for work next week though, so won't get any time to myself, so highly unlikely to get in here.

I wonder why we can't have a sticky thread in the Getting Started forum, so we can just put our own warnings to newbies - that wouldn't mean Jeff doing anything else then, we could do it.

Hi Pete, don't think sheriff Jeff wants to give the deputies that much power, mind you this thread is written to so often it is almost stuck in place.

Have fun in Germany, pop in if you get a chance otherwise don't worry if you can't we love to talk about others behind their back, don't we gang

Hey Choo,

C'mon we know Pete will definitely pop in, if only to lurk and see what we're saying about him

Hmmmm..UK to Germany...that's probably closer than me going to see Miss S in Texas ?

(haven't checked it, just thinking out loud)

>>Just realized, no one was posting here last night (including me)

Hi Susanne, I never lurk, if I'm here I'll post - you know I'll never pass up a chance to flirt with you my lovely!

I think it's about one and a half hours out, and about 50 minutes back (downhill on the way back apparently).

Spammers! Delete delete delete...

I just realized...we haven't had any Thursday night maintenence meltdowns to deal with for the last few weeks ??

Kind of odd (in a good way)

I'm not sure, but I think the maintenance windows have been getting shorter - something Jeff stated a while back he hoped would happen.

Only 1 1/2 hours?? Wow, it would take about 4 hours (aprox) to fly from Chicago to Texas.

Do you get to travel alot? That's one of the things I always wanted to do...especially Europe Love those castles

EDIT--are you flying or taking the train?? Oh I don't think you CAN take a train can you?? Water in the way??

Could take a train, 'cos there's the Euro Tunnel which goes under the English Channel - but no, I'm flying. And yes, I do have to travel a reasonable amount (although not as much as I have done in the past I'm glad to say), but trust me, travelling on business is not all it's cracked up to be. Taxi, airport, plane, taxi, hotel, taxi, office, taxi, hotel, food, bed, taxi, office, taxi, airport, plane, taxi, home at last (and that was just a one-nighter!). I have been travelling for business for about 10 years now, and apart from my last trip to Germany, I have never ever got to see any of the sights, other than what I have passed en route. Last trip to Germany though, our German colleagues arranged a visit to the Mercedes Centre of Excellence, where they make and customise some very expensive vehicles for people with more money than sense. They also make the Maybach there - incredible piece of kit - but at about €1,000,000 ($1,461,942) it's a little out of my league!

http://www.maybach-uk.com/?icid=J181-2324212-140D&kw=maybach

Gee I think I will have to cancel my order for 2 Maybachs and settle for one Things are slowing sown at the pretzel factory and I would not want to get stuck owing 2 car payments. I might get a bit salty about that. LOL

LOL they are very nice Steve, anything you can think of it probably has - they do 2 different length wheelbases - depending upon whether you are going to drive it yourself, or get your chauffer to drive it How the other half lives huh?

Maybach=car kit?

Your link won't load for me, it's just hanging there with a blank screen

I had to fire my chauffer, he was stealing all my CDs

Wow Miss M your chauffeur only still your CDs? Mine drank all my Cristal and stole my Picasso's.
Luckily I managed to offload the ex-fiancee and 5 kids on him and upgrade to a 23 year old with no kids. (YET )

Well he was stealing my cigaretts too...*swoon* - unforgivable

Yeah, almost forgot about the 23 year old...no wonder you're not around much anymore

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Yeah, almost forgot about the 23 year old...no wonder you're not around much anymore

Well I do have my responsibilities. It is a horrible task but someone has to do it!
I've been so busy I almost forgot about Thursday night meltdowns. Good to see that maintenance is taking less time.

Travel today's topic, eh, what's up Pete your Tardis got a flat battery, won't start, thinking about a plane or train to Germany ?

I find in travelling to Europe the flying is the short bit, add one hour on underground(metro) to London another hour on train to the airport, checkin, wait, flight, train, at the end can mean London suburbs to northern Italy can take over 7 hours door to door, only one and 3/4 hour flying on the plane !

On top of that the train fares this side of the channel usually cost more than the off-peak flight one way and somtimes more than the return fare.

Our trains fares are horrendous,last time we went to Scotland we preferred to fly and tour by car once there. Considering you probably cannot fly more than about 400 to 500 miles across this island without going from coast to coast even north-south.

Chaffeurs, I have trouble spelling it let alone paying one, mind you never had a car that I could pay a respesctable chaffuer to get into let alone be seen dead driving

edit - phew after my copy/paste, don't spend long time editing on line, pontificating (luvverly word!) u lot were nearly lucky not to see this reply as I got a 'site not found' immediatly after pressing 'Post', hard luck it got there

Hi Choo,

In the states we seem to drive or mainly fly everywhere, because of the long distances involved. And being in a city of over 3 million people, the only trains I really know about are the 'Metra'commuter trains that get you from point A to point B. They go so fast it's scary.

I love to fly but the security checks make it such a hassle now, tho the need is understood.

I usually prefer just to drive as long as it's not too far.

~Pete tried to use the Tardis but he's not the real 'Doctor' so it won't work for him

EDIT on my typo--Chicago has 3 million people - no wonder we need our own train system

Who says I'm not a real doctor? I may not be, but I'll give it a bloomin' good looking at!

Right folks, off again now, see you in about a week I guess.

You mean he's an imposter, quick where's the report imposters button, press, press, press.

No luck still passport control will stop him, speaking of which even travelling from any of London's airports internationally have also tightened up enormously. I imagine for a country the size of the USA where you probably use planes like we use trains you must really be feeling it.

Unfortunately there are too many nasty pieces of work out there who have a total disregard for any form of life including thier own so we literaly have to live with the restrictions.

Otherwise flying is pretty safe, mind you a BA plane landed about 700yds short of the runaway at London Heathrow yesterday, only a few minor injuries but made a real mess of one engine and wing. No idea of cause issued yet but so far foul play ruled out.

Hey this thread is getting a bit real world, quick press the lunacy button quick, pink spots with stripes alert, sounds a bit Red Dwarf, ah, that's better

Yes Choo!! We NEED a lunacy button to get us back to 'normal'

All right guys enough of this sanity in this insane post area. We have rulez you know!
Do I have to beat them into you all?



Better yet just do it yourselves

! zaT sknaht won retteb tol a leef I ko

Choo, that must have been hard to do
Better than pig-latin

! yaw siht retteb si gnilleps ym kniht I

hsilgnE-noegip ot ralimis taht si m sM iH

Aak.. it hurts trying to read that

daerht cipe eht ot eomcleW
eH eH

It DOES hurt to read that! Cut it out Choo, or it'll be your turn for a whackin'

reom ,erom ,erom ,hcuo, ,hcuO

ereht opyt spoohw - tide

See what you did Choo - you blinded me and I wasn't able to come back & post til now (after One AM here) Your lunacy is turning me into a crazy person...

retsyo rou si dlrow eht, etinu scitanuL

David nice to see you the joining lunacy! Or should I say "ycanul eht gninioj uoy ees ot ecin divaD"

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Your lunacy is turning me into a crazy person...

! etal oot m'I ,elbissop toN

? I was where recover to Starting

...Taz head my ooh quite not

Yeah I got that one Choo

Just popping in for a second to say HI & answer a few questions... work this weekend (I hate working the weekends)
And it's -2 degrees here today YUCK! Where is summer????

quote:

Where is summer????

time months 6

!next ,one easy an was thaT

NO ONE posted all day?? What's going on here??

Choo, I told you I was gonna whack ya if ya keep talking backwards............

Hello what is going on here?

Sorry Miss M but you are being escorted to the door! Please post pertinent information from now on!
Carlos Mencia says Dee Da Dee! "My scrolling gallery has been moved to the top and I have searched the board for an answer!" DUH! Dum-Dum look at the recent posts.; Gee Grasshopper I did not think of that. DUH Gum-Gum for my Dum-Dum!
Lunatics , rhetorical question for y'all!
Why can't people search these boards like we do? An answer is at the top of the posts and some Dum-Dum says I have looked and cannot find it!
DUH maybe they should just post" I am LAZY Dum-Dum please SHOOT me!"

I thought you had already had, why did I go hcuo, hcuo ?

"NO ONE posted all day?? What's going on here??"

Well let me see, Pete's going to Germany on a business, I am online at your breakfast and evening sessions.

So where are the US contingent, ah, Taz working late shifts, Ms M ??

So I sit and type to myself just like contacting eBay for help, ... oh dear on coming relapse feel I.

naooorG

.niaga desrever sah draobyek ym on hO

am I confused or confused I am - !pleH

"""NO ONE posted all day?? What's going on here??"

Well let me see, Pete's going to Germany on a business, I am online at your breakfast and evening sessions."""

Well that's never stopped anyone before...
BTW I'm having the hardest time accessing 'communuty' since last night..I keep getting 'cannot find server' aarrgghh! Must be Auctiva, everything else is ok ?? I've been trying to post this reply for almost a half hour..grrr

No problems here Miss M? Did you do the usual suggestion thing?
I am in a take no prisoners mood today and loving every minute of it! Does that make a BIG MEANIE?
Rather surprised to see Jeff's support of my"I am Lazy" post of last night!

Hey Taz..you lucky dog..NO work for you today.
Now don't go makin me cry now, I'm trying to get ready here..
Yeah dumped cookies & cache last night and it got a little better, and now finally for no reason I can get in and post YAY..altho I have to leave soon BOO.

Bet I know what you'll be doin tonight

Actually miss M I started working at Magoo's as a weekend cook last week. Only 4 hours a day and actually something I enjoy so not much like work.
Going out with my sweetie tonight was that your guess?

Of course that was my guess

Community is only accessable off & on, I wanted to add more to my post but couldnt

Gotta go, but have a good time at "work" tonite kidding..

Talk to ya later

Well, obviously I can post without problems from work (shame on me)
Choo--did I scare you off with my little old lady and her baseball bat?????
I think Taz thought that was a self portrait...EWwwwwwww

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I think Taz thought that was a self portrait

Well the eyes do look a bit like your avatar!



Hey guys 100 pages in this epic thread of huge proportions!

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dumped cookies & cache

Ok Ms M, you're nicked, lurking with intent to use an offensive weapon, and dumping without a permit on this thread which is a federal offence, anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence .. "Knickers", ok who said that ?

Who's lurking within this thread, was that you Taz, or the MIA Shadeaux & Ninth.

Anyone there, just missed Taz earlier, hang on was it you N, what does N stands for, perhaps you can tell us

Oh, well typing to myself again, dum, dum, de dum, tuneless whistle . . . , oh dear this is, just like contacting ebay support the only difference here is the reply is humourous but from ebay it's random electronic text clippings less useful than toe clippings, ramble, ramble ....


Ok, folks sorry, I was not here earlier because I had to be sociable face to face, ok I have admitted my sins

Forgive meeeee ... esaelp

Hi all you luvverly folks!
Look at this!!! 100 pages! woohoo!

Choo, you're Never typing to yourself on here. !os ton tsuj s'taht tub semitemos ti ekil smees ti eruS
!hguoht taht wonk uoy yleruS

Pete, off to Germany. hmmm... ton er'uoy wonk tsuj
Aus den Augen, aus dem Sinn! (lol !detaehc I)

I saw where N said he's/she's (I think 'she') unsure about where to jump in. N, are ya lurkin' out there? Peekin' in at this wiley wacky wonky Auctiva lunatic asylum thread of epic proportions? There IS no beginning... it just goes on... and on... and on... and on... and... well, you get it. I think silliness is the only requirement?

'Oldies'?? lol I'm starting to think Taz is the youngun around here, though I have no real basis for that.
Ya know I luv ya Taz! I luv All you guys! Miss M, how about that Thelma & Louise!?!
Now Where is that sweet li'l fly??? Ohhhhhhh Niiiiiiii-iiinth...
??em htiw ecnaD

! zaT emalB I
.siht ekli epyt nehw uoy skcahw M sM tou hctaW
xuaedahS iH

better Getting, ..

Oh yeah, 100 today, party time, chocolate wabbit, yummy, oh dear time for bed said Zebedeee, pdoiiinngg ....

Well hey there Miss S! (Or should I call you Thelma)?
Where ya been? As if I didn't know
Yeah, 100 pages who woulda thunk it!? I hope you'll be online later tonite when I get home so we can catch up
Are we still doin the happydance???? TTYL

Well I ended up not having to work today. They called and said it was slow so I figure it must be because it was too cold.
How you doing Miss S. Thought you disappeared from us!
Getting ready to go out with my sweetie so will catch you all later.

G'night Choo.
!oot zaT emalb I
!!oooooN !!M ssiM morf 'nikcahw oN
!doog ooos er'yeht tub nosaes fo tuo era seinnub etalocohc wonk I
edit: oops lol
edit/edit: oops/oops
Hi Miss M. I've been right here... just a keyboard away. I wondered which is who. lol And of course, we're still happy dancin'! Always!

Hi Taz. Have fun! Here, I got this for you.

Oh I am still around for a bit. Waiting for N to show up. Gave her a direct link on the " I am Lazy" thread.
Jeff posted some good ideas to the thread today. Hope he follows through. I like the addendum he did to "READ THIS FIRST". Did you notice he did not add the addendum to this board?
Thank you for the pretzel Miss S. Just what I want on my day off! LOL
Going for pre-employment physical and drug testing tomorrow for a new job. Gee I wonder if HIGH levels of caffeine show up!

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Did you notice he did not add the addendum to this board?

I sure did Taz. Saw those ideas.
I'm making sort of like a Dummy Guide for the Profiles and Seller Details. I remember having some of the same questions. I'm too stubborn an ole mule to go through all the tutorials. It's so time consuming - like not knowing what I'm doing speeds things up. lol I just referenced quickly to help muddle through. I thought maybe if I put it in my kind of language and how I did it, it may help. I'm hoping it won't offend and wish I could get it shorter. Like my posts, it keeps growing and growing... I hope to have it done tomorrow sometime and will just start a thread. Is it a bad idea? Title suggestions anyone?
Profiles & Seller Details Explained

I gave N an invite on some thread somewhere a couple of days or so ago. Something about an IQ higher than a doorknob... Yep, that fits right in here.

quote:

My IQ is at least as high as a doorknob - but that frizzed my hair LOL

That was Katy but N was posting to the same thread so an honest mistake on your part. Just don't let it happen again! Or I will have to use the D-D words on ya!
BTW Jeff did add the addendum to this thread also. He has all the power and just presses a button to post on all boards.
I want a special button. OH give me the codes for the silos! LOL

OOH I have a name for your thread Miss S!
Auctiva for Dummies!
EDIT:BTW Miss S now what is making you think I am the youngster here? I just do not act like a stuffed shirt! Does not reflect on my maturity or does it?

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Does not reflect on my maturity or does it?

Now Taz, ya darn well oughta know by now I'm just pickin' fun with ya! I DID say I have no basis for saying that. YOU're the one that posted your age on here.

Yes, it was an honest mistake. Guess I've maybe not talked to N after all.
NOOoooooooooooo!!!!!! Pleeeeeease! NOT the D-D words!!!!!
That, Miss M's whackin's and Life might be more than my li'l heart can take!

Just so there's no confusion... Life IS Good!

edit: Auctiva for Dummies - I'm only talking about Profiles and Seller Details. Not ALL of Auctiva! What! Are ya NUTS!!!!!
edit/edit: !!!!!!!!taht rewsna t'nod esaelP

And you know I am just funnin too. Guess N did not see the post with the link to here and cannot find us.Either that or we skeered er off wit our wry humor or should I say humour for our British contingency?
Glad life is so good Miss S, but me thinks our Darkside Gals be hidin sumpin from us Lads.
Yar gonna be walkin da plank Lassies if n you all don't fess up to your trickery!

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Either that or we skeered er off wit our wry humor or should I say humour for our British contingency?

Nah. From what I saw, it's just a matter of findin' a place to jump in... feet first, head first... it's all a matter of preference I reckon. Just jump in.

'Course I know you're funnin' Taz!

edit: Missed that last part of your post Taz. We're not hidin' anything... I don't THINK we are. Are we Miss M??
*shiverin' in me boots* NOT THE PLANK!!!!

Aargh ya posted as I was editing me last post.
Heading out the door for now. TTYAL

quote:

Aargh ya posted as I was editing me last post.

And ya posted as I was editing me own last post! aargh!

Have a great night Taz! Like I need to tell ya that!

So there was this pirate captain and every battle they ever fought, they won. They robbed and robbed and always won the battles.

When asked how he did it, he replied, "It's simple. When we're going to battle, I have me men bring me red shirt and I wear it. Me men don't see me blood and we keep on fightin' and win."

They were coming upon this ship that was heard to be the toughest crew ever to sail the seas with the largest treasure ever to be found. The captain told his men to prepare for battle. They got closer and closer. He still hadn't asked for his red shirt.

When the men could stand it no more, they asked, "Don't you want your red shirt?" He replied, "Aargh! Not this time. Now go bring me brown pants!"

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but me thinks our Darkside Gals be hidin sumpin from us Lads

Why Taz, what would make you say a thing like that?? (batting eyelashes)

Uh-oh Miss S - he's on to us

quote:

I'm making sort of like a Dummy Guide for the Profiles and Seller Details.

Miss S...excellent idea. You have the patience of a saint...lol! I could never write something like that (no time, no talent either)

Check your email a little later on...


EDIT--Choo, how dare you be sociable face to face...now THAT is a federal offense..(what the heck ? do knickers have to do with anything???)

And where's Taz, that lil' youngster?? Oh never mind, we know where he is

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anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence .. "Knickers",

It's an old joke either you are too young to know it or maybe old enough to have forgotten it ...

(this is where I duck to avoid the x-ray eyes of Ms M)

Being sociable, 'fraid I have my lovely wife to blame for that

"Shadeaux the poet - Howling at the moon"

Billboard heading for the poetry of Ms S

Edit - well the pirate's tale was sought of poetic, he says wriggling to think why he called it poetry