POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

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As long as you don't send me another box of mens thongs I'll be happy

*Your wish is my command oh gracious Queen of the Epic Thread* . . . and the Genie of the Loo (with nothing else left in stock . . . supplier gone bust) sent her nothing . . .














But his best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Healthy and Happy New year

Arrrgh, crumbitus, graspus, doughous, griefuss, lets give up selling and just crumb it

Hope everyone had a great Christmas And now for the GOOD stuff...(New Years Eve parties)

Choo, you have given me more aliases than anyone But I'm not too crazy about Genie of the Loo, HA!

I sent you another box of inflatable dolls, did you get them yet?

Actually, I was the Genie of the Loo !

Oh dear, oh dear . . .

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sent you another box of inflatable dolls

No, thankfully, they must have inflated in transit and floated away to colonise some unknown atlantic island

Well I'm glad YOU'RE the loo genie (now THAT brings funny images to mind)

And ooops...I sent the inflatable dolls to Pete..I sent you another box of tomatoes (will I never learn)

Happy New Year epic threaders (and all those who have yet to join us).

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I sent you another box of tomatoes (will I never learn)

Nope, not your strong point is it I will add them to the tranny-lieutenant cat food for extra flavouring . . . afterall they were a bit tasteless (whoops nearly forgot the )

to you too, Choo

*Sigh...I'm probably the only one that has to work today

Happy New Year to everyone

Sorry for the delay getting back in here, I only just finshed working my way through the box of dolls that mysteriously appeared on my doorstep. Strange how they all seemed to have a surprised look on their faces - is that normal does anyone know?

Hope you all had a good start to the new year, I know I have!

Happy new Year all!

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surprised look on their faces - is that normal does anyone know?

HA Pete--as if you didn't know (just kidding)
Well it looks like I'm not the only one that's been MIA...working my lil' fingers to the bone and I'm still not rich...

But I know what Choo is up to-he's planning another attack on my house with the killer tomatoes

Too funny - there are a couple more recent votes on this thread. Too bad we haven't seen Miss S and the infamous Ninth Wave lately ... Wonder what they're up too

Ooops forgot, Choo this is for you


and of course >>

Rats they've gone all shy I'll try again . . .

Right dear ol'FangMother, here it is one of the killer tomatoes I have been away recruiting having a pre-atlantic flight snack . . .



Pleasant dreams

Hey if we would take the tomatoe before it got so big we could of had Fried Green Killer Tomatoe

Hi 7658jds,
Nah, Choo would never allow that...he's out to get me

Choo, that was my scariest tomato (shudder)
I don't want him back...send him over to Pete's house

Hi 7658jds, welcome to "The Epic Thread", we could do with some more mischief makers here.

Beware, these tomatoes are well seasoned veterans, nothing green about them, especially the overipe ones, who are particularly messy and nasty

Please note that I did say "tomatoes" and not "tomato" so the next time you leave your horizontal cabinet Ms F and the sky darkens it won't be a UFO or a rain cloud but a UKO - an Unfried Ketchup Object.

Current postion, drifting across the Atlantic after whetting their appetites on tourists over here.

Should be there in a few days, they know what you look like as I have programmed them with your data gleaned from this thread . . .

Oh and . . .

UnFried Ketchup Object on my Over Sized Burger. No pickles on mind with extra onion's on it. Thank You very much.

I'm getting hungry now..........

So are my UKO's, landing in a street near you very soon, ravenous after their long flight . . .

Hey everybody,

WOW been trying to get used to the new My Ebay page they forced on us here...slow ugly waste of space
You have to customize it to get it to even resemble something you can work with. Check it out, Choo see what you think. Sign into Ebay.com. I've actually been working through Ebay Ca, they haven't messed with that one yet. SIGH

So anyway, I'll have to worry about the tomato attack later (but I've got my burgers ready & waiting)

Oh well makes a change for the US greedbayers to get a downgrade thrust on them before everyone else.

I see the same old My greedbay page and editor via .co.uk or .com so perhaps we are spared for a while

Nevermind takes your mind off of constructive things like selling items

Not sure when I will list again on greedbay as my sales are ramping up well on Specialist Auctions with minimal fees, a lot of buyers arrive via Google searches.

And of course Auctiva eCommerce isn't available here yet

Yikes, our thread is getting buried again...thought I'd better stop in & say hello

Glad your sales are doing well Choo. I keep saying I'm gonna stop selling here but I always end up with so much inventory (can't resist a bargain) I pretty much HAVE to sell here if only to free up some space.

So what's new? Still planning the attack of the killer tomatoes?

Oh, and can't forget these...

Yep can't leave the lounge for 5 minutes (or was it days) without this thread slipping down the charts, still top of the league for replies and views though

I thought the killer toms had ketchuped with you and feasted well seeing as I have not heard from you lately.

Perhaps they don't like American snacks

Well sales are good here as fixed price listings, but unfortunately auction sales are not feasible yet (need more buyers), still come on Auctiva eCommerce, don't want to have to send my other items to greedbay, yuk,

Hey Everyone is getting their site up and running,but I still do not have a invite. I have been waiting sent I had my beta back in November. I guess you had to be a powerseller to get on auctiva ecommerce. and don't tell me about how your not a powerseller cause all I see is big time sellers. So good bye to you all and I hope you have good luck. I will keep my ebay site and go some place else to start my off ebay site.

Hi, what on earth is a sensible posting doing on this thread

Actually I will tell you I was not a powerseller on greedbay at the time of getting an invite but quite a regular poster and advocate of Auctiva

But anyway I have to wait until Auctiva eCommerce becomes available here in the UK.

End of sensible transmission, we now return to the nonsense that this thread is based on.

The FangMother Vs the killer tomatoes, the story so far, errrmm .... oh so what

I will come up with a story, but only after I've gotten a good night's sleep

My wooden bed/box is calling me

Hmmmm, you have been asleep for 6 days now, I suppose there's been no full moon to wake you

I'M UP, you woke me! (looking around in confusion) I'M UP!! Whew...what a 6 day nightmare I was having about killer tomatoes
They landed Choo, (I will get even with you)
Here's what my neighborhood looks like

Oh, and BTW, I scooped up what I needed, picked 1000 of my closest friends, and chowed down on burgers.

Nah nah ya missed me

CHOO!!!!

GET UP!!! You've been asleep for 4 days, did 'someone' nail your coffin shut again?

Whatzermatter .... who rattled your lid

Iz it zummmer yet, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

A day late, but Happy Valentine's Day to everyone

Choo, I saw you playing Cupid (not your best look BTW)...but you missed me again, HA HA

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but you missed me again, HA HA

Phew ... that's a relief

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picked 1000 of my closest friends

I meant to query this before what is your definition of a 'friend', are the closest ones the 1,000 most recent FangMother victims

Hmmm.......someone sent me this card with YOUR name signed on it....



You're so baaaad

That's a cracker, wish I had done

Still, good to know my agents are hot on your tail . . . with pitchforks, they grew the killer toms from seed and are most aggrieved !

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aggrieved

OK...my command of the English language is pretty good but WTH???
(had to put the rolling eyes in there

I'm going to nail your coffin shut yet again for killing Cupid (although I had to laugh at that picture)

From www dot thefreedictionary dot com/aggrieved

ag·grieved (-grvd)
adj.
1. Feeling distress or affliction.
2. Treated wrongly; offended.
3. Law Treated unjustly, as by denial of or infringement upon one's legal rights.

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Just as well my coffin is 'connected', in other words they ain't appy

P.S.

I feel bad I hijacked the other thread...I feel aggrieved
Choo, go to ebay's advanced search & look up chicky8880. I'll be there

(I don't think you have to be signed in to ebay . com)

Yeah, go on feel bad

Just sent a message to you from my greedbay account, talk later

I answered thru Ebay and again thru Reply on reg email.

No more thread hijacks, I swear

You do swear a lot don't you what is this thread coming too !

Got your mail via greedbay only, with its sensored sender e-mail address, mine was probably similarly corrupted.

Anyway, just replied via greedbay, if you don't receive it please use the 'ask seller a question' on any of my listings on Specialist Auctions.

Same seller id as on greedbay

I couldn't find you on Specialist Auctions...no matter.
I can't believe Ebay wont let the email address go through even tho the Hide box is unchecked..maybe because one is .UK and one is .com
Who the hell knows...ooops I swore again

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couldn't find you on Specialist Auctions...no matter.

"No matter" - Wash your mouth out you unwashed heathen , I feel the urge to grow some more tomatoes

It a future nemesis of the dark one, not sure that if I had put my e-mail address in full on the greedbay contact member mail it would have got through hence splitting it up. Anyway I thought there was a private message facility on here, it's mentioned when you add someone to your buddies list but I could not find how to actually do it

PLEASE no more tomatoes

Actually I remember when this thread first started, Miss S, Taz, & I tried to figure a way to email through here but it didn't work. We had to go through ebay's contact member.

Oh, when I said 'no matter' I didn't mean it THAT way...just meant I'd be able to find it another way

Ok, I'll go easy on the ol' ferdiloizer.

Don't want you seeing red too much, but hang on that is what you needle your victims for, oh what the hell, good growing weather for a second wave of KT's

Hey Member_8880 & everyone. I have finally seen the light and am laeving the Dark Side and am going full time eCom. Oh I still want a hamburger with one of those killer tomatos. See ya'll later.

Hallelluuah (never could spell it right), but you had better pop back here a bit more often if you want to try your luck with a KT-burger

7658jds,

There are still plenty of burgers left in my freezer (the freezer of doom)
.....Choo remembers what I've kept in there HA!

But if he's going to start growing even MORE killer tomatoes, then we'll all just have to have a giant BBQ

So you left the Dark Side huh? Where did ya go to? I have to stay on the dark side, it's the only thing that works for me

EDIT - BTW, there's another vote for the long gone ninth wave

So there we are then - todays question for readers of the epic thread :-

What did the infamous Ms keep in her freezer ?

Please remember this was a real event unlike most of this thread

Hey ChooChooGuy & member_8880 I have when to Auctiva Commerce. I do not have it totally up to full tilt yet, but am working on it. As a one guy business it takes me some time t get it going. Hey, send me one of those burgers from the freezer. See you all later.

Oh dear, some one hasn't done their thread homework

Are you going to tell him the secret ingredient of your burgers or will you leave that to the pathologist

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Are you going to tell him the secret ingredient of your burgers or will you leave that to the pathologist

Oh now c'mon Choo....you know I never used them as ingredients (shudder) or did I???
And as far as thread homework even I don't remember how far back this was We've been rambling on for a LONG time

7658jds, when you get your store up, be sure to enclose a link

Well they must have gone somewhere, perhaps they mutated one moonlit night, I'm not going to one of your BBQ's

On the other hand, have any of your neighbours been howling at the moon from their rooftops lately

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have any of your neighbours been howling at the moon from their rooftops lately

Well...yeah That's NORMAL for this neighborhood Luckily I seem to fit right in

WAKE UP Choo!!

Geez you're turning into Rip Van Winkle aren't ya I wish I could sleep that much but "someone" keeps nailing the lid of my coffin shut

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, what, the zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Must be the time zone diffrence, I thought I was nailing the lid down when you were in it

Didn't realise you were losing all your beauty sleep

10 days since anyone has posted here! What is the problem with y'all? Do I need to bring the enforcement back "ere"?

Yes, sirrrrr

Need more supplies of humour, stop
Running out of ideas, stop
Can't stop, stop
Fangmother, MIA stop
How do I stop stop

Arrrrgghhh !!!

stop

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Originally posted by ChooChooGuy:
So there we are then - todays question for readers of the epic thread :-

What did the infamous Ms keep in her freezer ?

Please remember this was a real event unlike most of this thread

7658jds you definitely do not want one of those burgers! They are RAT burgers. Almost forgot about that one Choo and MissM! Hope everything is going well for everybody. I barely have time to get on here anyore. Way to busy. I will try to pop in occasionally. It has been over a year since I sold anything online

Hi guys!

HA, just when you thought you were rid of me here I am Tell the truth you missed me

I spent the last couple of weeks with an abscessed tooth, AND a reaction to my antibiotics...almost ended up in the hospital. I spend enough time there, NO WAY do I want to be there as a patient I think I'm ok now as far as that goes but I think I'm starting to get the flu that's going around. *Sigh* It never ends...I'm so old and decrepit I'm falling apart

Hi Taz, good to see ya. What are you so busy with? Too many jobs,like me?? Choo, do you work or are you independently wealthy (THAT calls for rolling eyes )

Well, gonna take some aspirin & crawl into my coffin (Pls don't nail the lid shut again Choo, it's hell on my fingernails trying to get out)

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*Sigh* It never ends...I'm so old and decrepit I'm falling apart

Aaah, poor ol' fang, don't fret as you get older you have less time to wait for the next part to fall off.

Oh BTW it does end

A few tips :-
1) try not to fall asleep in the garden in case you get dug in to the flower bed
2) be careful not to fall into the bin when putting it out for collection
3) check the contents of the cleaner after using it for missing parts
4) sneeze carefully to catch any loose parts

Do I work, very good question, although curious, why do you ask ?

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Do I work, very good question, although curious, why do you ask ?

Because I'm NOSEY that's why
You should know me better than that by now

Oh, and thanks for all the tips ... I will certainly try to follow them (yeah right)

When is your nose due to fall off

Um...I think it already did, the last time I sneezed
I don't know how, but somehow it's YOUR fault

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the last time I sneezed

Well, that's why so many examine the contents of their hankie after a good blow or sneeze, so careless of you not to check

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examine the contents of their hankie after a good blow or sneeze

Ok....that's just GROSS



EDIT - I just realized the cat sounds like a pirate...sorta like Taz

So where are ya Choo?
Has your senility finally reached the point that you've forgotten all about us?

Hellloooooooooo..........
Wow what an echo! I see the tumbleweed blowing past again........

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I see the tumbleweed blowing past again......

Quick catch it, that's no tumbleweed that's my brain ....

How could I forget you, probably why my brain ejected itself from my skull, quite an echo in there now

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How could I forget you

Ok...so you were ignoring me then

Oh, so I caught your brain..what should I do with it??

You don't know what to do with a brain, oh dear

I guess I'll figure something out...I have an idea already hee hee

CHOO!!!!!!!!

For God's sake, what happened to ya?????????

A number of reasons come to mind.....

1. Your senility finally got the best of you and your wife locked you away somewhere

2. I did a REALLY good job of nailing your coffin lid shut the last time I did it

3. The 'enforcers' were finally able to get to you (yeah, and you wanted to stay with them...ewwww )

4. Your KT (killer tomato) had YOU for lunch

5. or (DUH) without your brain you are .... ??

The last thing I remember was the world spinning around and then everything looking green

O...K.......

Wow it's been so long I don't even know what to say (Yeah those rollin eyes are for you)
Looks like the epic thread is finally coming to an end Almost a year & 1/2 tho, we did good

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I don't even know what to say

Yep, I know the problem, still, gibbering away on here was always enjoyable, sorry is enjoyable

I suppose it is a knock on effect from selling on greedbay becoming such a turn-off, oh well, I'll no doubt pop-in in now and again to give the ol'fangmother a good lid nailing

oh and a for the road !!

You can't get rid of me THAT easy
Yay I quit my 2nd job, now I'll have more time for swimming this summer. (Choo's favorite sport right? )
What's new Choo, what mischevious things have you been up to???

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You can't get rid of me THAT easy

I thrive on a challenge
You had 2 jobs ! Sounds a bit greedy to me
Nuffin new over here except promises of a hot summer for a change, and a load of DIY to do.
My swimming ability is certainly below parr nevermind I can almost cycle as fast as I can walk ... yes, hardly worth the effort

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I thrive on a challenge

What exactly does THAT mean?
Very funny .. why am I always getting picked on

Anyway, having 2 jobs was NOT greedy...They almost closed my hospital last year so I got a 2nd job just in case (see, you are getting senile, you forgot about that..lol ) Our economy here is so bad right now I probably should have stayed but life's too short (And I'm too lazy..just kidding) So now I have more time to go swimming and riding.

I wish we were gonna have a hot summer, can't tell yet, summer's barely here. Only 2 hot days so far. Typical Chicago weather. I'll be wearing a jacket to work tomorrow

Stop over for a visit Choo, I'LL teach you how to swim

I don't think teaching me to swim will be helped by concrete armbands, anyway my swimming style is already akin to the ability of house brick.

Economy here would be joke here too if it wasn't so real, certainly reduced my income some what but on the positive side I think I can ride it out without any real grief, I hope !

Yes, life is too short to dwell on it and there are always cheaper ways to enjoy oneself, this being one of them

I wonder how many read this tripe and think "grow up you daft perishers" to them I say, eerrrm, ummm, oh, who cares, as you say life is too short, certainly to be sensible all the time

edit - page 160, onwards and tripewards

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grow up you daft perishers"

Huh? ...LOL...I don't think ANYONE is saying THAT (but I know what you mean

I LIKE the idea of concrete armbands...you come up with some good ones now & then


And PS.....

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Originally posted by member_8880:
O...K.......

Wow it's been so long I don't even know what to say (Yeah those rollin eyes are for you)
Looks like the epic thread is finally coming to an end Almost a year & 1/2 tho, we did good

No the thread that would not die CANNOT die just yet. What would all the poor people who have been following this thread do? I don't think the thread is ready to "jump the shark" just yet!I am sure you know what that quote refers to Miss M, poor Choo on the other hand may be a bit lost on it. Yes I still get updates emailed to me on the thread!
Unfortunately eBay did a good job of killing itself for me so I no longer am listing anything. I still occasionally go to local auctions and do a yard sale or set up at the flea market occasionally. But my full time J.O.B keeps me pretty busy and the better half keeps me occupied when I am not working. Yup ,almost 2 years together now. Starting to think seriously about the M word LOL.

Hi Taz it's GREAT to see ya
Thought you disappeared for good, like a couple others we know...
So, the M word huh?? Uh-oh..I thought you were a confirmed bachelor
Whatever the case, I'm SO very glad for you. I volunteer Choo to be best man and I'll be a bridesmaid..LOL! Just let us know when & where.

I know all about the JOBS and being busy...I just did a 3 day weekend, 12 hours each day & I'm exhausted! At least the double time for Memorial Day will make me feel better

Don't be such a stranger...I could use somebody to help me pick on Choo (he loves it)

Choo, check your email

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Earn money while you shop! It's FREE!

Didn't everyone just find out that nothing is for free.?

We are still watching and guarding the epic thread, so beware of what you say

LOL @ JeffS

(I see you're still here too)

I think Taz was yankin' your chain so to speak
As for the other poster that asked, I don't know.

Funny...there's another vote for ninth_wave on this poll (I know most of us have forgotten this WAS a poll) and a couple of JeffS's posts are missing

Can we get back to business of being idiots now please?

And Choo I didn't forget you.....

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Can we get back to business of being idiots now please?

Ok,

with you later

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Can we get back to business of being idiots now please?

Is that venture profitable and do you have to pay any #@%^&!!! fees to participate?

Want the realllly bad news? I now have to pay to assist members in the Forum. I don't list to eBay anymore, but have to pay to help with templates. Oh well....who said no good deed ever goes unpunished....got that one right.

Danno

Your soul profits, and the only requirement is a sense of silliness.

Courtesy doesn't always pay either, let some one go first and they pick the last must have morsel in the cake shop

Danno...welcome, welcome! I don't think you've ever posted here before have you? (You missed out on alot )

Choo is right (for once) .. --sometimes you just have to let go and get silly. Heck we've been at this for a year & a half. Even with everyone else gone...

BTW I haven't been here lately because I've been very busy trying to find big enough silver nails to keep Choo's coffin lid shut. He keeps getting out

Anyway, join in anytime We need some new blood

EDIT----ok wait...what do you mean you have to PAY to help with templates? That doesn't sound right

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Anyway, join in anytime We need some new blood

Too right, the FangMother gets thirsty on a summer's day, sorry summer's night just like anyone else

Aaah yes, VERY thirsty

I'm dreading tomorrow, 4th of July, fireworks etc. My poor dogs will have to spend the day being terrified. But on the plus side, I'll be at work earning double time and a half

I just love the holidays

EDIT......

What.....nobody wants to talk to me anymore??
*sniff*sniff*

Apparently not

OK, where IS everybody??????????

Don't make me put up that tumbleweed picture again ... gotta keep my images down

Choo, have you been learning how to swim? Were you going to surprise me??
Hey, I picked my first red tomato today, the only one..the rest are all green. But soon the KILLER tomato will be ready for ya Choo It's alrady got little tiny fangs growing in

I'd be more surprised than you if I was learning to swim, mind you, just think of the arm muscles I'd develop if I managed it with those concrete arm bands you so thoughtfully sent me

Meanwhile you are the one who has to worry about the killer tomato, they strike to ripen. They suck blood to turn red, looks like you are going to have competition in the fangs department if it gets loose without snacking on you first