Dear viewers of the epic thread "Life, it's all a bunch of electrons" aka "Poll: the final step before Ninth reveals all".
One of our regulars has come out of the closet and admits to being a mutant Telly Tubby (please see his avatar).
Up to recently, his name kept secret (don't want to embaress you Pete) was a respected Giraffe specialist and purveyor of hairy hot cross buns.
This has caused some distress and consternation amongst other cast members so we would now like to find out what you, the viewers of 'the epic thread' think should be done about this dreadful situation.
If in doubt just refer to the last few pages of 'the epic thread'