Oh heck, gotta go..hope you guys will be back later
quote:Miss S..what is cattle guard?????
Oops! I see I'm confused yet again.
Choo's got me on the cow catcher. 
A cattle guard is a row of big pipes or boards placed where fences are open, like an open gate. They're spaced apart enough to prevent cattle crossing and getting out.
Underwear?! Is that what that is? How could it be the kind of underwear I wear, when I don't even wear underwear?! Have you ever seen a fly with underwear on? If you have, then I'm not sure I want to take what you are on. 
Don't worry my bulbous little honey, only a few more tries, I only have 998 left to go! Won't be long now, hold-on tight!
Don't worry my bulbous little honey, only a few more tries, I only have 998 left to go! Won't be long now, hold-on tight!
quote:How could it be the kind of underwear I wear,
Am I glad to hear that!!!!
Holdin' on tight!
edit: like this one better. lol
"Am I glad to hear that!!
Holdin' on tight!
"
Not to worry my sweet little eight-legged creature of the night. No underwear does your little fly wear. (What do you think I am, a cross-dresser?!)
Oh no! I'm getting train smoke in all my eyes! The rescue effort is being hampered, and it's all Choo's fault!
Holdin' on tight!
" Not to worry my sweet little eight-legged creature of the night. No underwear does your little fly wear. (What do you think I am, a cross-dresser?!)
Oh no! I'm getting train smoke in all my eyes! The rescue effort is being hampered, and it's all Choo's fault!
quote:(What do you think I am, a cross-dresser?!)
Oh no, no my little fly! Unless your glist'ning gauzy wings and super hero cape make it so. Holdin' on tight... careful not to tangle your cape in all my legs lest we both be caught in the smoke!
We'll use my super-hero cape to shield our eyes from the evil smoke of Choo (and the prying eyes of lurkers, while I give you a bite or two )(hey, that rhymes!) Wrap those eight legs around me (oh my!)but not too tight, then away from Choo we will fly, off into the night.(and you didn't think your little fly was a poet. )
)(hey, that rhymes!) Wrap those eight legs around me (oh my!)but not too tight, then away from Choo we will fly, off into the night.(and you didn't think your little fly was a poet. )
Oh goodie, I'm back...just in time too my computer is almost in flames again.
GAR anyone????
Hey how bout these for ninth C'mon, you know you love them...
EDIT--wow, never expected them to be so big! (Take that any way you want to)
GAR anyone????
Hey how bout these for ninth
C'mon, you know you love them... EDIT--wow, never expected them to be so big! (Take that any way you want to)
Well now....Those ARE quite spiffy. I might be persuaded to just try them on, only one time you understand, us flys have our reputations to consider. Hmmmmmmmm....
"wow, never expected them to be so big! (Take that any way you want to)"
There's only ONE way I can take that! Hmmmmmm...?
"wow, never expected them to be so big! (Take that any way you want to)"
There's only ONE way I can take that! Hmmmmmm...?
I had a feeling you'd like them
Miss S, I found an avatar you might like :
Whatcha think?? I already know ninth likes it
Miss S, I found an avatar you might like :
Whatcha think?? I already know ninth likes it
quote:and you didn't think your little fly was a poet.
I wonder how, my little fly, you think this in your pretty head. You cloak us in your hero cape and protect us from such dread... as we fly away...
Wow Miss M, you found the perfect ones, undies and avi both. Of this I do swear, even under oath.
Miss S, Your rhymes do so charm. Much closer, Oh please do, and we'll go arm in arm.
Miss S, Your rhymes do so charm. Much closer, Oh please do, and we'll go arm in arm.
quote:Originally posted by member_8880:
I had a feeling you'd like them
Miss S, I found an avatar you might like :
Whatcha think?? I already know ninth likes it
Why thank you Miss M! I've nabbed it up. Into the avi rotation it goes.
Enough,geez Don't make me get the RAID out
(just kidding)
Miss S - cow catcher, yeah I get that..cattle guard confused me
Don't make me get the RAID out (just kidding)
Miss S - cow catcher, yeah I get that..cattle guard confused me
Closer, Ninth, yes indeed. Arm in arm we'll be.
edit
Hah! So I'm rubbin' off on ya huh?
edit
quote:cattle guard confused me
Hah! So I'm rubbin' off on ya huh?
NOOOOOO! Not the RAID!!!! We'll be good! Oh soooo gooood...
quote:Hah! So I'm rubbin' off on ya huh?
Yeah, I must be hangin around with you too much
OK, no Raid...you guys are just SO cute
My super hero fly has just set me free. And now so soon Miss M, you're gettin' out the RAID!! We WILL be good!!!!! oh sooooo very good we'll be!
edit: Well, now aren't we hangin' out together just enough? Look at these posted times. yep, that'd be a good thing, even if a bit scary.
edit: Well, now aren't we hangin' out together just enough? Look at these posted times. yep, that'd be a good thing, even if a bit scary.
Oh yeah Miss S,
There's alot of scary stuff goin on in this thread
There's alot of scary stuff goin on in this thread
quote:My super hero fly has just set me free
So in other words he's 'super fly' LOLOLOL!!!!!
EDIT - oh no, I feel a big kleenex moment coming on...
Ehh Miss M, we DSGs (or is it DSBs?) are tough. We can handle it.
We can handle anything. And I think we're DSB's but I'm not sure...We've probably been called worse than that
quote:Originally posted by member_8880:
So in other words he's 'super fly'
You said it, not Me!
edit - We ARE talkin bout dem skivvies, right?
quote:We've probably been called worse than that
Whether it's DSGs or DSBs, it's a good thing.
And don't you be puttin' words in my mouth either! You hear me Missy??!!
edit:
quote:We ARE talkin bout dem skivvies, right?
Again I'll say, no comment.
Yep, we are talkin bot dem skivvies.
I have no further comment either (for the first time in my life)
I have no further comment either (for the first time in my life)
quote:(for the first time in my life)
Now it does seem I saw you say this somewhere back there, maybe waaaaay back there on this thread? Maybe not. hmmm
One thing I think we know for sure... it doesn't happen for either of us very often.
"I have no further comment either (for the first time in my life)"
Hey youse ain't so dumb, musta been born wit a big brain. NOT like me...DUH!
Hey youse ain't so dumb, musta been born wit a big brain. NOT like me...DUH!
Right you are Miss S..doesn't happen to us too often. (I think I DID say that once before, waaaay back when)
Ninth, you sound very 'Chicago'
Ninth, you sound very 'Chicago'
Well, of course, I was there ONCE ya know.
edit - AND saw a few Al Capone movies.
edit - AND saw a few Al Capone movies.
Oh you were, were ya??
The gangsters used to talk that way...hmmmmm..and don't tell me you're related to Al Capone
The gangsters used to talk that way...hmmmmm..and don't tell me you're related to Al Capone
I've seen all his movies, and I visited Alcatraz, does that make us related? Oh i do hope so.
I hate to leave such good company. Got myself a hot date here in a bit.
My sweet pretty fly, I'm forever indebted to you for rescuing me from the wrath of Choo's cow catcher! (not to be confused with a cattle guard) Now don't you worry 'bout that hot date. I'll tuck you right in my pocket and keep you near.
edit: Got so excited I forgot to say bye. Have a great evenin'/night/mornin' ya'll!
My sweet pretty fly, I'm forever indebted to you for rescuing me from the wrath of Choo's cow catcher! (not to be confused with a cattle guard) Now don't you worry 'bout that hot date. I'll tuck you right in my pocket and keep you near.
edit: Got so excited I forgot to say bye. Have a great evenin'/night/mornin' ya'll!
Whew! You had me real worried there, but your little smooch makes me feel muuuuuch better!
quote:You had me real worried there,
No worries my super hero. Glad the smooch cleared that up. Sooooo glad!
Awwwww....
Aren't these 2 just too cute together???
Should we take a vote here?
1. Don't they just make ya want to puke?
2. Don't ya just want to whack/hose/Raid 'em? (That's MY vote)
3. Do you think they're really romantic and will sail off into the sunset together? (gag)
4.Or are they both right where they belong, in the Auctiva Asylum?
5. No Comment?
C'mon people, lets hear your votes..you already know mine
Aren't these 2 just too cute together???
Should we take a vote here?
1. Don't they just make ya want to puke?
2. Don't ya just want to whack/hose/Raid 'em? (That's MY vote)
3. Do you think they're really romantic and will sail off into the sunset together? (gag)
4.Or are they both right where they belong, in the Auctiva Asylum?
5. No Comment?
C'mon people, lets hear your votes..you already know mine
Number 2 definitely! Miss M, you little vixen, how did you happen to catch that photo of me!
I knew you were part of the Stalkerazzi!
I told meself should have worn me fuzzy pink Steel-toed bunny slippers that day!
Edit Whack em , raid em, and hose em is my vote
I knew you were part of the Stalkerazzi!
I told meself should have worn me fuzzy pink Steel-toed bunny slippers that day!
Edit Whack em , raid em, and hose em is my vote
Hey Taz,
Yep, caught ya on a good day didn't I Too bad you weren't wearing those awesome fuzzy pink steel-toed bunny slippers..what a picture THAT would make.
I knew you'd be with me on this one..
Whack em ~ Raid em ~ Hose em
But I have a feeling even all three combined won't stop those two
Yep, caught ya on a good day didn't I
Too bad you weren't wearing those awesome fuzzy pink steel-toed bunny slippers..what a picture THAT would make.I knew you'd be with me on this one..
Whack em ~ Raid em ~ Hose em
But I have a feeling even all three combined won't stop those two
My vote is #1 - "Don't they just make ya want to puke?"
However in their defence they brought this thread back on topic with their compelling lovey-dovey ('scuse me, puke) threading
Ms M needs #2, one minute the DeLorean is with her next minute with Taz, one minute to me next not on your life.
Not to worry (as if you were)I was controlling my train by radio control from a hilltop so I was quite safe, oh well another gripping yarn comes to conclusion starring spidergirl and flyboy.
So Taz was the sand fairy picture before or after frosty beers changed you into the snow fairy ?
And BTW some one went yuck over warm beer, well let me point out that fizzy warm beer is grim yuk, but room temperature real ale is a very different thing becuase it does not need to be filled with sugar, CO2 and chilled to be palletable.
However in their defence they brought this thread back on topic with their compelling lovey-dovey ('scuse me, puke) threading
Ms M needs #2, one minute the DeLorean is with her next minute with Taz, one minute to me next not on your life.
Not to worry (as if you were)I was controlling my train by radio control from a hilltop so I was quite safe, oh well another gripping yarn comes to conclusion starring spidergirl and flyboy.
So Taz was the sand fairy picture before or after frosty beers changed you into the snow fairy ?
And BTW some one went yuck over warm beer, well let me point out that fizzy warm beer is grim yuk, but room temperature real ale is a very different thing becuase it does not need to be filled with sugar, CO2 and chilled to be palletable.
Choo that was me with the YUCK (sorry)
I know hubby likes to drink those dark ales warm and I believe HIM to be crazy also obviously that's not the only reason....
It was a toss up between #s 1 & 2 for me, but I figured I'd go with my usual whackin
So now Taz is the Sand Fairy??? Ooooo he's not gonna like that. So how long did it take you to catch up on the thread? Lots of posting last night by our resident insects
I know hubby likes to drink those dark ales warm and I believe HIM to be crazy also
obviously that's not the only reason....It was a toss up between #s 1 & 2 for me, but I figured I'd go with my usual whackin
So now Taz is the Sand Fairy??? Ooooo he's not gonna like that. So how long did it take you to catch up on the thread? Lots of posting last night by our resident insects
quote:Ooooo he's not gonna like that
Well after his last reponse to me he can't get any worse without damaging our reputation
Anyway you recognised Taz in that sand picture in which case he must be younger than he makes out. Do I take it you were both there in similar cozzies ?
Catching up on our resident bugs antics only took about half an hour, it's even more amusing seeing their message one straight after the other the next day
Welcome relief, I don't play here for the sanity of it, still, typing of lunacy Pete should be back soon, back yet Pete, you gotta a lot of reading to catch up on ?