POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

"Whats this thread about", that's a good'un, I'd love to know, bucket of drivel supplmented by demented ramblings I believe.

And what's all this then nicking my avatar, you'll pay for that, some of the others may mistake you for me, watch out for the frozen rats

WHAT???

Geez Choo, what the heck was that??
And don't go scaring N either (he's kidding N)

Hi JeffS...hmmm how to explain...started off as a poll and evolved into this maniacal mess you see here. You are quite welcome to join in

BTW Choo, JeffS has probably had the avatar before you did

N do not worry there is nothing sacred here in our little epic! Just good fun and ribbings of all who dare venture into these hallowed gates. I get ribbed quit regularly. Lately have been referred to as a youngster, due to a dating relationship I have going right now which has been mentioned several times in these pages.
So no you did nothing wrong and really nothing much seems to make any sense on these pages.
I do believe I am the sane if somewhat outspoken one of the bunch.
Boy did I just open the door for a Clobberin!

Food calls, back shortly, sort out Jeffs Ms M

You think YOU are the sane one??
You have me lookin for the klee**x again...
Let's begin the clobbering (or whackin' as I prefer)

Jeff S, this is sort of our little kick back and relax area. Usually just good natured ribbings and some jokes. Occasionally someone goes OT and discusses something serious here.
It seems that a few of us had gotten in the habit of "talking" on other threads and hijacking them, so in order to maintain proper netiquette this thread has resulted. Started by one of our own so no way to consider it hijacked. By all means join the merriment if you wish!

Nicely put Taz..that explains it very well.

Although there are so many things that are UNexplained I'm gettin a headache just thinking about them

16,000 views! Dare I say that one day in the not so far future we may catch up to "Read This First"( Currently a scosh below 65,000)

HUH? What? We posting at the same time.....



I gotta run, just trying to get caught up. In the meantime I am still trying to figure out how to integrate all my selling/income data......I am so lame with numbers....it's keeping me busy for now tho. Out of trouble.
OBTW, this thread is about YOU!

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OBTW, this thread is about YOU!

But N since you have started posting here also you are now one of us! Welcome to the Auctiva Asylum

I know, that realllly sunk in when I just realized I answered Jeff instead of choo!

All quiet now, here's me all refuelled ready to go and everyone has gone, oh, well couple of comments.

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do believe I am the sane if somewhat outspoken one of the bunch.

Good grief, Taz the sane one, he must have eaten a mutant pretzel, what on earth does that make the rest of us Ms M whack 'im.

Hi N, yes got to sort out this avatar thing, I thought when the name was Jeff I thought good grief the 'Jeff' anyway where has he gone, scared off by Ms M or Ms N, anyway a US steamer and the name Jeff, that is too confusing for us simple souls.

See you around in 7 hours or so, g'night

I'm a stats buff, so here's an amusing one: 2052 out of the 6514 total posts in The Lounge come from this one thread... that's like less than 1% of the threads accounting for over 30% of the posts! Talk about a gap between the rich and poor... i feel sorry for the poor threads

Thanks for the info David the gang here will be interested in that. Also we appear to be attracting a lot of readers to our ramblings which I am sure can only help to attract new customers to Auctiva.

Hey all you fellow Asylum inmates.
...yltsom
Just poppin' in to say Welcome N. Jeff too if you're stickin' around. Heck, even if ya aren't.
Taz, good explanation there for what this thread's about. However, I don't know how you got your reasoning about the youngster referral.
That's ok. You just go fer it (like ya need to be told)!

Miss M, methinks you're the one needs a good ole fashioned whackin' here!

Choo, now just how do you know me so well!!? What's up with that?
*hgual s'hctiw dekciw* !oot god elttil er'uoy dnA !ytterp ym uoy teg ll'I *rehtegot sdnah gnibbur*

I'll get all yee scurvy laddies and lassies! Whackin's all around! Aaarghh! *runnin' to get me proper attire*

Why thar ya be my wicked little spiderette. I see ya got yer witch's hat on tonite, and ar a cooking up somthin' in that thar pot a yonder. Better not be non o my fly buds in thar, or else I'll hafta give ya a bite or two, maybe on that big spider belly ya got thar.

As for the rest of you denizens of this here thread, don't think I aint been a noticin the strange goins on around here, beins I is such a skulker in these here parts. That be accordin to a certain wooly whacker who likes to keeps rats in her larder I've a heard.

As fer ya newcomers to this here bundle a wildly wasted bits n bytes, and I mean the likes a YOU, N and Jeff, and anyone else bold enough to step into this here jumble of discombobulated mental activity fit only for the Asylum, welcome one and all!

I do believe ninth_wave is disguising himself as Choo...

And just WHERE the heck have you been??? I know, lurking (told ya)

Hi Miss S! Glad to see you back here..although with both you and ninth here, I see trouble comin

Hey there Miss M, now you know me and Miss S wouldn't even think of hoggin the thread like we so rudely did before in such spectacle-like fashion. We just thought we might step aside a bit and let some of youse fine folks make spectacles of YOURSELVES. Can't say we're too disappointed by what we see going on around here. I hope Choo puts up a better fight hiding his name from your x-ray eyes than I ever did. Maybe a couple of your whacks will wear him down a bit? And no fair going to some other site to get that secret info and hiding it from all the rest of us good buds who are just dying to know.

Oh believe me I've tried ninth...he doesn't think he can trust me not to spill it (pouting).
He might actually enjoy a whackin, so I don't think that will work either
But I might just whack him for fun anyway....now where'd I put that baseball bat??? (I don't even own a rolling pin)

And at least speaking for myself, I've missed you guys making spectacles of yourselves
You're so good at it

Well now Miss M. maybe he needs a little more of the RELENTLESS bit of cajoling that had my defenses crumbling in no time. I bet he is already a bit nervous and hoping this subject would just quietly go away. FAT CHANCE CHOO! It's your turn good buddy! Now I still have that Louisville Slugger around here someplace I tried to fend you off with, but turned out to be totally worthless. I'm sure however, that in the hands of a skilled whacker such as yourself, it would be an effective persuader upon our recalcitrant Mr. Choo.

Did you read what Miss M just said about us Miss S? Now Miss M, we were only trying to provide a little entertainment for our little 16000+ hit thread here. Nothing extravagant, just a little song and dance routine. So there.

I know, ninth...LOVED every minute of it! Although I used to be upset when I'd log on only to find my computer in flames....

We just thought a little light reading would...you know, 'stimulate' the masses a little, or as least get their smile muscles loosened up a bit. Hope your computer is much better now, got to keep it in tiptop shape for your own wild and wacky bits, which are most entertaining to say the least.

HA--light reading my arse

If my smile muscles got any more of a workout I'd look like a freak (you know I'm the kleenex queen) And it figures I have to go for now but I'm SO glad to see you back..both of ya. Don't forget about us here...or you know what I'll have to do

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Originally posted by member_8880:
BTW Choo, JeffS has probably had the avatar before you did

LONG BEFORE you even registered here Choo Choo sir... I have the rights to the train!

Oh boy! We got us a brawl a shapin' up here folks! Gonna scalp me some tickets to this one. Oughta be a good un. Don't you let us down now youse two choochoo boys! We all like a good spectacle on this here thread!

Darn, I already donned me red shirt and brown pants! Got me rollin' pin all ready. Oars too. Oughta be worth somethin' for whackin'!
brb *quick change*
Oh my! You sweet li'l fly, dangling visions of fly bites... how can I not put your buds in my brew! They're toast, I tell ya! Toast!

Miss M, surely you jest! Oh, what's a spider to do!!

Choo, you best be gettin' up Real early... your avi is at stake! Jeff, won't that keep us on our toes!
I want some o' that ticket action Ninth if ya don't mind sharin'! Pleasssse??
What's gonna happen now...
Who's gonna change their avi? Will it be Jeff, who has been registered the longest??? Will it be Choo, who we see the most hangin' 'round these here parts??? Will it be Neither???
Oh, this is gonna be good!

Miss S, ok go ahead and put them buds in your brew. I don't want no stinkin' competition anywho. I is kinda hankerin to have that big spider belly all to myself, so get cherself ready for some o' them thar bites!

Choo, its up to you now good buddy. Looks to me this here Jeff feller done threw down the gauntlet wouldn't ya say? Best not let this one go unanswered, your reputation's on the line.

Why Ninth, with your pretty pretty gossamer wings to fly us away, and those mesmerizing eyes... 8000 eyes gazing...
nope, ain't no stinkin' competition!
Visions of fly bites dancin' in my head... now there's some makin's for sweet dreams!

As for the train, we're here to do our part!

Why now, with the competition out of the way, git yerself ready for some good bitin' and i aint talkin bout no cookies.

Ok Choo, as you can see, we is all ready for ya. Time ta put up them dukes.

Where's my hose????????????????

Hey, I'll jump on board too (little pun there, very little)

Sorry JeffS, I'll change it back soon...looks like one person here talkin to themselves

So whatcha think Choo?? If only we could see the look on your face...

GOTTA EDIT - just when ya think this thread can't get any crazier!!

Choo the gauntlet has been thrown and the challenger JeffS is claiming ownership since DECEMBER 25 2001!
It appears that we may be into VERO now!
As impartial Judge , Jury and execuctioner may I have both parties present their closing arguments at this time?

Choo you have been judged lacking by a jury of your peers!(Me as I am de only one ere at da moment)( Due to yer obious impertince of not promptly answerin dis post) Punishment is deemed to be assimilation.We are Borg and you are now to be considered one of none!
As such your duties will be relegated to swabbin da decks and custodian of da brown pants.
JeffS ye have been promoted to custodian of da Red shirt!
Guard it well as the imposter may be lurkin about and tryin to steal it frum ya!
(Danger Will Robinson! Choo does not Play Well with OTHERS!
Edit: Lessn dere names be equated with DSG!
Ye've nae been warned and forewarned and bakerds warned!
Proceed at yer own risk swabbie!

"just when ya think this thread can't get any crazier!!"

Well now, it just keeps a rollin along, wheels go a clickity clack, clickity clack, Choo! Choo!

Ey Ninth ow da ell r ya doin! Touht we los ya in da madness!
Goot ter see yer bak agin! How be da spiders web?
BTW Miss S wear da ell b da cookies, me came to da darkside for da cookies and ye've done away wid em!

Too late Taz, cookies are already spoken for!
Besides, ya gotcher pretzels... invented any new shapes lately? How 'bout tonite!?

!oohC !oohC ,kcalc ytikcilc ,kcalc ytikcilc.........

Da spiders web is a doing just fine Taz ma man! And keep dose hands off da cookies. Too hot for you, might burn yer pinkies

B'sides, cookies n' pretzels'll don't mix, give ya a tummy ache, didn't yur mama teach ya nuttin?

Whos dares to throw down the gauntlet due to old (Auctiva) age without even a train related name !!!

Picked up with relish, it's heavy freight trains at dawn, single track line of your choosing. And may the most devious driver win.

Steamed up and ready to go

Alright then and there, that's the spirit! I knew the ol' Choo wouldn't let us down! Freight trains at dawn? Single track? Holy smokes! I this gonna be GOOD or what?! "Steamed up and ready to go"!!!!

Stand by folks. This could go nuclear if i know the ChooGuy! Ya gots a pretty good claim there with your name an all. That carries some pretty heavy freight were I come from. I think we'd best stand back aways!!!

Just a few tickets left folks, get while they're hot! Don't be left in the dust, sittin on the side of the tracks!!! Tickets! Tickets! Get yur tickets here!!!!

Awful lot of train traffic here today. Popular icon all of a sudden.