POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

I read a little yesterday but was side tracked and as Ms S says, didn't know where to jump in ( or was that someone else? )
Yes this is epic in proportions. No point to it, that's kewl.
Wow a Dummie Guide for Seller Details and Profiles....very good idea. I admit I was lost when I started. The tutorial didn't cut it either. I used the tutorial literally when I started. Then I made about 10 masters, then I panicked and settle on "one". I have a mess out there, a conglomeration formats on about 150 listings......not all active but in limbo til I decide what to do.
Now I want a new store front. I am not sure how that will affect what I have out there already....or if it even will. So I go in circles.
I didn't see Jeff's addendum here, should I?
I see it's ok to just talk to myself here too.....this is good.
Are all you avid participants from England?
I am from Oregon! Pronounced Orygun!
If I were younger you could call me Miss, or Mrs. but I prefer neither nor any!
N is for Nena.
I have English ancestory....does that count? I love English humor.....altho I'm not good at it.
OK off to work now...I was HERE!
No way to preview post on here huh? hmmm....I'm still waiting to see why I can't use FF on the community forum......would help with spelling.

oh I already read Jeff's addendum and commented on it....somewhere else. Dummies for Profiles and Seller Details might help!!!

Hi from the UK Nena, Pete and I seem to be the only Brit's on the epic-thread although I staunchly refer to myself as English rather than British !

Nearly 9pm here I uusally catch the US contigent on their way to work and if I am up late enough or earlier enough in the morning here I can catch the US 'night shift' threaders.

I am sure the others will say hello shortly, Choo

QUOTE -- anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence .. "Knickers",


Choo, that must be a British thing. Never heard of it

OK now I'm trying to aim my x-ray eyes over toward Germany to see what's goin on over there..

Did Pete really take the Tardis??
Is he really in Chicago, spying on yours truly?
Is he trying to steal Taz's fuzzy slippers???

Hmmm...what's he up to over there??

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Is he trying to steal Taz's fuzzy slippers???

Not me Fuzzy Slippers!
The Bloody Cur had best be wearin da red shirt and de brown pantaloons!
Let me at im I'll rip is eart out and defecate in da hole I leave behind.
Pete where de HeDobletoopics is me Maybach! Went to Germany an all ye brang me is a bunch o nuttin!

Hey Taz,
You know what Pete will bring us back?? (you can forget about the Maybach)

Boxers with hearts on them, I just know it.
Or worse yet, boxers with a 'free gift' inside

How's work (regular work, I know McGoo's must be a blast) Still on the pm shift??

Well Miss M I certainly do not want boxers with a free gift inside. Pete PLEASE send my free gift to the DSG!
Work is going OK getting ready to give my notice and proceed to the next job. Went for my pre-employment physical and screening today, had to drink almost 1 gallon of water while there to fill my lemonade cup! Sat in the screening room from 1:30 to 3:15 before I could make lemonade!Had to be at work at 4 and it is a 30 minute commute and I had to go home to get ready! Needless to say today was a call in to work with a dead battery day! Better late than never!
This new job is a really great job but I am not enamored by the thought of working swing shift! One week of each 1st, 2nd, 3rd on a rotating basis!

YAY Taz, glad you got the job!!!!!
Does this mean I won't be getting any more free pretzels ??
Whatcha going to be doing if I may ask? I always wanted to work in the morgue, but don't have the right license (Yeah, I'm definitely a darksider) And no more school for me, yuck!
Swing shift is a major drag, but if you like the job it'll be ok. I do it sometimes too, just not that often .. you know how I love my 2nd shift

The company I am going to work for is a well established company with offices all across the US and also in Australia and China. They branched out into a coal mining branch which makes a resin for setting mine supports.
This particular branch has been in existence for about 3 years and has 5 US locations with a 6th opening soon.
Basically a ground floor opportunity with plenty of advancement potential.


Hoping to be able to use my degree in computer networking and my experience with upgrades and repairs to advance quickly.
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I always wanted to work in the morgue, but don't have the right license

Use to date a girl whose father was a mortician! 16 year olds with wild hormones running around in a mortuary is a scary thought!
Yup sorry no more free pretzels!

Sounds like a cool job...something you'll like.
OR you could tend bar at Mcgoos full time OK, part time even...I did that years ago, the $$ was great!

BTW, are some of these questions here getting goofier, or is it just me? It seems like a rash of really bogus questions or something

HEY - I want my pretzels!!! (pouting)

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BTW, are some of these questions here getting goofier, or is it just me? It seems like a rash of really bogus questions or something

I was just getting ready to ask the same thing!
One unanswered question on the board is actually viable but the other one is so out in left field I think the fish is drowning and flailing about!

Well it is time for the eyes to shut so I am off to the land of sugar plums!
EDIT: Hi N glad to see you jumped in to the thread here. Today was a slow day but stick around and help stir the stew!

Sorry Taz, had to get an email off to someone, didn't mean to ignore you. (Choo on the other hand, I will ignore) Kidding!!

Sweet dreams...talk tomorrow

Whoa, hold on a minute...did you say 'sugar plums' ?? Not exactly in keeping with my vision of you

EDIT - sounds kind of Christmassy doesn't it? 'Vision' and 'sugar plum' ?? Ummm I think it's time I turned out the lights too

Pardon my lack of manners N - welcome!!

Hi Ms M, ignore Nena and I at your peril, an Anglo-US coalition may come your way ...

edit -that's better, your reply wasn't there when I posted, don't you love these time delays, wand who needs a spellung chegger anyway.

Was it really 4am when you two signed off

Morning Choo (or evening)

No it was 3 AM by me, not sure about Taz
I think it was 4 AM by him...

Hi Ms M, got me all confused now with your swift edit, 2AM on the e-mail notification of this text and 3AM when I look here, oh, well, it's afternoon here about 3:30 pm, dull and almost sunset.

Better where you are or just another grey'un ?

frantic eidt, that might explain it if taz is another zone westward, spelling chucker, duff !

Hey Choo (c'mon, tell me your real name,,,you can find a way)

Yep, I edited my time (it WAS 3 AM, see I'm still tired) after looking on a map, Taz IS in another zone (isn't he tho hi Taz) he's an hour ahead of me.

We actually have sun today..makes the 2 tons of snow and freezing cold seem so much better

I thought it was always gray in England???

"I thought it was always gray in England???"

Not all the time, just seems like it at times, certainly isn't white, we rarely get much snow around London these days or rather years, when we do no one expects it and an inch or two causes chaos.

Keep snow for the leisure pursuits and Christmas cards, and have I a name, yes, judging by someone I tried to help yesterday on another thread not a very good one, but that's their problem.

Temperatures generally between about 5 and 10deg C here during the day, that's rather warm for us normally expect hovering around freezing.

Still February to come that's usua;;y the worst time for the cold here.

This is getting rather sensible feel the urge to again backwards write

Don't you dare!! NO writing backwards! My brain is too tired to read anything right now..

I'm just going to keep bugging thr carp out of you for your name Check my BC link for a hint to let me know....I promise to keep it to myself

ps..you'd be surprised at all the 'real names' I know but I'll never tell

EDIT - we really DO need a lunacy button somewhere.......

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I promise to keep it to myself

! sey hO

I thought you and Taz worked later shifts hence the lie in

Yep, we DO work later shifts but Taz works later than me. I still like to get up around 9 otherwise I feel like I'm missing something..don't know what tho .. maybe thinking up ways to harass Pete

Although the only time I ever saw him even slightly ruffled was when you 'accidentally' reported him HA

Perhaps we should find a way of getting him reported for being AWOL from here, typing of which where's ninth these days, starts this thread and barely a typo from him one page to the next lately

Well you're a big meanie aren't you poor Pete, it's a wonder he even speaks to us. I was thinking more along the lines of getting him a 'welcome back' something. (and by 'something' I mean,well, 'something')

Yeah, as for ninth...he deserves a BIG whackin' for deserting us like this...oh, maybe threatening him with a whackin' isn't the best way to get him back???

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'welcome back'

Errm don't you mean a "whacking back", well all you need do is entice back with those eyes of yours and then .... whack

On other hand why not get Nena to coax him back and when he's not looking Whack

Hate to meet you on bad day, apparently good ones seem a bit iffy, and me a big Meannie who encorouged poor little me to set up that poll for Pete, (hope you're watching Pete )

I think you a bit like that character in Kirsty MacColls song, Ms Otis regrets .. , a little too handy with the club

Where's Taz, need some help here

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Hate to meet you on bad day, apparently good ones seem a bit iffy

Oh you really know how to flatter a girl don't you

Speaking of whackin tho, I wouldn't mention N and ninth in the same sentence or our good friend Miss S will GET you for that

You know how he loves her web

EDIT...still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand)

Well Shadeaux doen't seem to be around much either, that would bring her scampering out across her web to see off any possible competion and probably devour it.

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still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand)

Good grief I was right about iffy, I'm hit right between the eyes with a stereotypical wife image, thank goodness my wife understands me (too well most of the time).

Not telling yer

AAArrgghhhhh!!

I knew I should have left out the rolling pin part

That's not me AT ALL (well not usually)

What do you mean you're not telling me?? Where's the trust?? *sigh* Do we have to guess?? I'll bet it starts with an S tho...

"That's not me AT ALL (well not usually) "

Not usually, reserved for me is it, now there's a scary thought, does that mean that was you in a good frame of mind or, oh errr, you're not related to Taz are you, perhaps I should call you Ms T

Just a quick pop-in to say hello. Yes Miss M is correct on the time zone, it was almost 4 AM when I signed off last night.
Fott tapping and rolling pins, egads this post seems to have a new surprise every day!
Choo at least she did not threaten you with a bagful of something from her freezer

Oh Taz
I forgot about those dammmm things! They ARE still in my freezer.

Thanks for the great idea, gonna mail them to Choo right now..wonder what THAT lil' package would smell like by the time it got to England

Oh no not the frozen rats, is that what Ms M uses to whack us with now, I'll bet she makes sure the tails are shaped correctly for either throwing or cudgelling.

That must be what they are there for afterall how can someone not remember they have rats in their freezer that's darn right weird, if not scary, what else is in there.

Snake batons, cat claw knuckle dusters !

I'm safe, remember customs . ..

Geez I just re read my last post...ninth was right, what kind of psycho nut is hubby??

Me too, for that matter, actually forgetting they were there

Heck with customs Choo,

I'll find a way, you betcha

I really could have used one of Taz's lil red devils here instead of the wink.

Lord only knows what else is lurking in my freezer..I'm afraid to go in there now

Well just hope you don't have a power cut and they return from the dead, he, he

Meanwhile ...

"still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand) "

For the record Ms M to complete the stereoptype full regalia includes, hair curlers and net, ciggy hanging from lower lip, wrinkled stockings slipping down and tatty slippers.

Don't be shy you can tell us, we won't tell anyone about your other life

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For the record Ms M to complete the stereoptype full regalia includes, hair curlers and net, ciggy hanging from lower lip, wrinkled stockings slipping down and tatty slippers

I am SOOO gonna get you for that!!! I could ignore you but you already have a wife so you must be used to that

Now if I had said 'baseball bat' that would have brought up a whole different image wouldn't it?

You'll never know where or when I'm gonna strike...

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could ignore you but you already have a wife so you must be used to that

Yep, confirms I'm married don't it

And I forgot the pinny, how could I.

"Now if I had said 'baseball bat' that would have brought up a whole different image wouldn't it?"

Yeah sure would, baseball cap, complete with Aussie duster, cigar, rotweiller and rigger boots = Mrs T

What do you say Taz, Ms M's got the temprement !

(I hope you (all our viewers) are conjouring up these images in your minds, further suggestions are welcome if you dare )

Not sure I want to know but what is a pinny??
(You Brits sure do talk funny)

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Originally posted by member_8880:

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Hate to meet you on bad day, apparently good ones seem a bit iffy

Oh you really know how to flatter a girl don't you

Speaking of whackin tho, I wouldn't mention N and ninth in the same sentence or our good friend Miss S will GET you for that

You know how he loves her web

EDIT...still waiting for that name (tapping foot, rolling pin in hand)

OK what does that mean??? Am I in some kind of trouble and don't know it???
I am still figuring out who all the culprits in/on epic are....give me some time I will figure it out.....but what is the reference to??? I gotta know.

What is this thread about, and why has it generated 102 pages worth of messages since December?

Come on Ms N don't play all innocent, your name's been brought up in the last few pages, so a spider is out to get you when she reappears.

"You Brits sure do talk funny"

Oh boy that's a good one from the USA, pinny, 'apron' ties around the waist protects the dress from blood when administering the rolling pin to errant hubby, cor I don't know 'guv what a to do, too right, we'l I'll go to the foot of our stairs ....