quote:Is he a theif in the night?
Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.
Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.
Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.
Any how, zzzzzzzzzzzztime here catch up later 
quote:Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.
Well now would I do that? I am the defender of freedom and the basher of of Auctiva idiots. Gotta buy me a new shotgun. Maybe a double barrel and load er wit somw rock salt. Seems to I been seein hoof-prints in the snow around me garage of late. Metinks Zeb already got me silver (DeLorean) and now e's a tryin fer me gold (Mercedes)
An ter make nadders woise e be tryin for Miss M now.
Rats on a Valentines card wit a Zebra skin rug. Wot is dis dat be appenin 'ere.
I'll be gettin me pint O rum for da night and widenin da plank. So da Zebra can walk da plank err face da cosequences of is actions.
I know Miss M it is dem adorable eyes dat be drivin im nuts.
Well Howdy there 'N' glad to have you back safe-n-sound. Pull up a chair! I was just going over my notes and gettin' some linguistic pointers from Ninth.
Yeowwza ~ Ninth !!!!! -- Your 'heady' choice of words for making a frothy pintle point about secret cookie ingredients...
Far out-trumps my archaic notions for getting a pretty Philly to cum home. I might need to quit bating my masterful techniques for gynerating a frenzy.. as it would be semen' entirely lame and old-fashioned in this day and time. Yes, methinks the polished triple-entendre is probably far too convulvaluted such that it now only lays before me my awaiting twomb; sorrowfully unrecognized for its heavenly fulfilling yet neglected promise of relief.
Alas, my previous subtle-tongue style of pitching plea, thru cunning-linguistics no longer serves strong and erect as once before, for it doth fail to inspire the fair maidens' nod in favor of pressing to home my earnest desires; despite such aching need for base and fruitful plate. I just may have trod the long-winded trail to finally have become an out of date nun-sequitur.
Any body wanna' beer?
quote:And righty ya are bout the frothy bit - them secret cookie ingredients can make ya look like a good pint with a overflowing head on it. Big Grin
Yeowwza ~ Ninth !!!!! -- Your 'heady' choice of words for making a frothy pintle point about secret cookie ingredients...
Far out-trumps my archaic notions for getting a pretty Philly to cum home. I might need to quit bating my masterful techniques for gynerating a frenzy.. as it would be semen' entirely lame and old-fashioned in this day and time. Yes, methinks the polished triple-entendre is probably far too convulvaluted such that it now only lays before me my awaiting twomb; sorrowfully unrecognized for its heavenly fulfilling yet neglected promise of relief.
Alas, my previous subtle-tongue style of pitching plea, thru cunning-linguistics no longer serves strong and erect as once before, for it doth fail to inspire the fair maidens' nod in favor of pressing to home my earnest desires; despite such aching need for base and fruitful plate. I just may have trod the long-winded trail to finally have become an out of date nun-sequitur.
Any body wanna' beer?
Alas, I am afraid the Ninth must respectively bow down before the cunning-linguistics so masterfully bated in so strong and erect a manner as the above elucidation. I'm afraid such a stunning display of polished triple-entendre is quite beyond the meager talents of a frothy hack-n-slash double-entendre mind more suited to a game of whack-a-mole.
Despair not bud Zeb, for your heart-rending introspection, and resulting self-correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
Thanks for the beer (got a great head). O, an I'sa callin' off da fly mates, yer bu** is safe fer now.
Despair not bud Zeb, for your heart-rending introspection, and resulting self-correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
Thanks for the beer (got a great head). O, an I'sa callin' off da fly mates, yer bu** is safe fer now.
Well I'll be DANGED! (..they oughta git a rope an' HayngME!..)quote:...correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
WhoooHOOO!! You da' WAVE ~ Man!!
I'm gonna' call in fer MORE BEER!! ...AND howz about a couple PIZZAs??
Ya Know??...I always wondr'd how it were...dat I was left scratch'n round da stark-empty hen-house...
..while it seemed the muthurlubbin'-Bubbas were always lunkn' around wid all the hottest chiks! ???
Well twist my tail-straps!! So dat suewahvee-nova Casa-longtongue dog don't hunt no more huh?...
Thanks..Duude! Fer gittn' me
Dis calls for a CelleeBrayshuhn! YeahhaahHOOOO !!
(( hey psst ninth (((shhh!- wanna' have sum fun wid da greenhorns??)))
(((i wanna' git taz good too. ..choo's already sacked-out)))
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HEY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP! I BEEN THINK'N IT WHUD BE HIGH-TIME FER A
PROPER SOCIAL INTERDUCKTION fer ALL DEE NEWER FOLKS to GIT ACKQUAINTED!
Now WE GOT FREE PIZZAs COMIN' and BECUZZ I'M HAPPY AS A HORNY-TOED LIZARD ToNITE
I'M SPRING'N the TAP FER ALL THE FREE BEER ANYONE KAN GUZZLE!!
SOOooOOO!!!??? C'MON DOWWNNN!!
NOW THERE'S ONE MOWER THANG !! .... I WANT EVERYONE Here TONITE TO REALLY HAVE LOTS O' FUNN!!!
SO WHO WOULD LIKE TO TROT ON OVER ....
AN' JOIN IN ON A LITTLE OLE FRIENDLY GAME O' POKER! ???
YES-- o'Coarse Billy ~ PayPaL IS PRE-Furred ..
but ya' Kin AuntEE up with Most ANYthing at ALL!!
BY THE WAY...
MY NAME's ZEBRA ...but Jez Call Me ZEB !
Now That Ladies & Gents...you should make no mistake...
is Real Zebra-droppings!
so..as my buddy Taz once advised...." watch yer step! ".
Taz ole' boy?...I been meaning to speak to you about the Merc of your'n. Nice Ride the 380? --Yr?
...I admit, I took a quick peek, so them's my prints ya probably saw. -- Didn't touch it though!
Nevermind mind my private card to Missy! - I wanted to cheer her up! So there! Put away yer Pea-shooter! Whacha been doin' lately?.... do I get this right? - you bust heads for money from time to time? You Brute!
I had nuth'n to do with the DeLorean! -- you sure you didn't just maybe pass some troglodyte-gas while standing a tad too close or sump'n?
Anyway...I think ya really oughta pass it over to 'N' fer a bit. He was definitely in front of me!
ChooChoooooo? You Must be chugg'n along by now? What's the matter? Haven't you ever witnessed the next morning's aftermath of a beer-party a la Poker Game which got outta' hand a little? Happens down here at the University of Texas all the time! No biggie. Like you said..lighthearted stimulating entertainment aside from shop-talk. Oh yeah, sorry..I forgot again!! --You must be well conditioned already from all the needles, whackins, and group-rates for snipe hunt'n and
cow-tipp'n parties. Oh well...In any case just Watch yer step please!
is Real Zebra-droppings!
so..as my buddy Taz once advised...." watch yer step! ".
Taz ole' boy?...I been meaning to speak to you about the Merc of your'n. Nice Ride the 380? --Yr?
...I admit, I took a quick peek, so them's my prints ya probably saw. -- Didn't touch it though!
Nevermind mind my private card to Missy! - I wanted to cheer her up! So there! Put away yer Pea-shooter! Whacha been doin' lately?.... do I get this right? - you bust heads for money from time to time? You Brute!
I had nuth'n to do with the DeLorean! -- you sure you didn't just maybe pass some troglodyte-gas while standing a tad too close or sump'n?
Anyway...I think ya really oughta pass it over to 'N' fer a bit. He was definitely in front of me!
ChooChoooooo? You Must be chugg'n along by now? What's the matter? Haven't you ever witnessed the next morning's aftermath of a beer-party a la Poker Game which got outta' hand a little? Happens down here at the University of Texas all the time! No biggie. Like you said..lighthearted stimulating entertainment aside from shop-talk. Oh yeah, sorry..I forgot again!! --You must be well conditioned already from all the needles, whackins, and group-rates for snipe hunt'n and
cow-tipp'n parties. Oh well...In any case just Watch yer step please!
quote:Oh well...In any case just Watch yer step please!
Too right with the amount Zebra pooh round ere
Oh no, 24 hours without a single post????
This is no good...where IS everybody??
Zebra, I missed the party but let me know when the next one is and I'll be there
And don't worry about Choo gettin a hangover..he's ALWAYS hungover, can't ya tell?
This is no good...where IS everybody??
Zebra, I missed the party but let me know when the next one is and I'll be there
And don't worry about Choo gettin a hangover..he's ALWAYS hungover, can't ya tell?
thanks Missy...
choo said "best to best just let the odour disperse now" ~ so I went ahead and opened all the windows.
Was also think'n a vacation might be a good idea. Waddya' think? South Pole maybe??
choo said "best to best just let the odour disperse now" ~ so I went ahead and opened all the windows.
Was also think'n a vacation might be a good idea. Waddya' think? South Pole maybe??
quote:so I went ahead and opened all the windows.
Must be warm in your part of the country..if I did that here...well, I'm too cold to even think about it
I am addicted to summer.
quote:I am addicted to summer.
Wow Ms M, you actually get enough sunshine to get addicted to it, lucky you
Actually Zebra I wasn't referring to stripy droppings although there seems to be plenty go around, I was referring to a not so pleasant odour from a stroppy poster that Taz and I were have a do with last week.
But if the carp fits
And me, ungover, can't even afford the letters to spell it let alone get one, I always 'look' this way
BTW - where has my morning read gone these days, lot of slacking states side lately
ChooChoo.. Funny how it is you would mention that "stroppy poster".. because I was thinking of him as well as a number of other folks, as I continue to digest the long history of postings out on the boards. Clearly, confused anxiety attends many who come to the community seeking support, consolation, solutions, and encouragements from those having tread before them. Their trials and tribulations are invaluable for helping to cultivate my own growth and understanding for a variety of reasons.
Not that anyone cares much now, but many years ago there was this interesting fellow who happened to just 'show-up' with some pretty good ideas about different ways to look at things in life. Although it's been over two decades or more since his contributions were in vogue, there's still a lot to be said for many of his keen insights. Historically, every society has been known to toss at least a few thorns of derision upon the path of progressive innovators, from whatever quarter they may emerge; and likewise Werner Erhard certainly was duly buffeted by his own detractors during and after his day. I'd have to dispute being considered an 'Est' cult-groupee or disciple, but such exposure inspired me to believe that every experience we encounter... contains somewhere within it an essential 'diamond' of insight which is fundamentally irreplaceable.
Here are a few quote-condensed ideas I recall from back then.. and offer them up now for what they might possibly be worth to you or anyone else at this juncture. My best wishes for you this evening. May you also find this nicely supplements your morning read.
" Love is a function of communication; Health is a function of participation; Self expression is a function of responsibility. "
" Create your future from your future not your past. "
and one of my long-time favorites still remains...
" It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going. "
Missy..Unseasonably warm here now. Even Spooky!.. especially for the week coming.
Not that anyone cares much now, but many years ago there was this interesting fellow who happened to just 'show-up' with some pretty good ideas about different ways to look at things in life. Although it's been over two decades or more since his contributions were in vogue, there's still a lot to be said for many of his keen insights. Historically, every society has been known to toss at least a few thorns of derision upon the path of progressive innovators, from whatever quarter they may emerge; and likewise Werner Erhard certainly was duly buffeted by his own detractors during and after his day. I'd have to dispute being considered an 'Est' cult-groupee or disciple, but such exposure inspired me to believe that every experience we encounter... contains somewhere within it an essential 'diamond' of insight which is fundamentally irreplaceable.
Here are a few quote-condensed ideas I recall from back then.. and offer them up now for what they might possibly be worth to you or anyone else at this juncture. My best wishes for you this evening. May you also find this nicely supplements your morning read.
" Love is a function of communication; Health is a function of participation; Self expression is a function of responsibility. "
" Create your future from your future not your past. "
and one of my long-time favorites still remains...
" It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going. "
Missy..Unseasonably warm here now. Even Spooky!.. especially for the week coming.
oooooooo!! I can feel it coming already! I think Taz is gittn' ready to lob a grenade! ~ betcha it'll be sorta graphic!
quote:I think Taz is gittn' ready to lob a grenade! ~ betcha it'll be sorta graphic!
Unfortunately
Taz has got some real world interests lately which are getting in the way of fantasy.quote:It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going.
I have that trouble with a push bike, and it always homes in on lamp posts
Wakey Wakey any one alive on here today zzzzzzzzzzzz
quote:Unfortunately Wink Taz has got some real world interests lately which are getting in the way of fantasy.
Quite true Choo my GF moved in with me recently and I also started the new job. Swing shift is something new to me and I am trying to get use to it.
Also trying to find the time to devote to GF and co-ordinate our schedules somewhat.
I have my hands quite full at the moment. Not complaining mind you!
Thankfully GF's parents are being very supportive and did not threaten to shoot me!LOL
Must say since we started dating I do feel about 10 years younger. (If only I was! Then I would at least be younger than her parents.) Oh well I've always been one to grab life by the horns.
It certainly does seem the thread is gasping for air of late! Well it is over 3 months old now!
Zeb sorry I missed the poker and beer party! Maybe next time.
Will talk to all you people later.
OH my, I missed a lot.
Suffice to say the weather was beautiful and our 30-40 degree weather is not helping my new tan....two weeks of sun is not enough!
All this talk.....wow! I start to think I know what ye all are saying and then bam! someone new pops up with another dialect!
I am still trying to catch up my store from being gone. Works ok, as far as I know.
There is so much politicing going on everywhere I think I shall stay in my shell for a few more days and see what happened when I come out....thars national politicking, ebay politicking, our travel forum politicking...me thinks it's reminiscent of the old days....yep I'm old enough to remember the middle class mass and our great will to overcome the oppression and yes I took part in it. Now I don't know where to put my energy. Gonna take a breather and figger it out.
Maybe I'll just read this thread, that will keep me busy til the next week passes.
Hey if anyone has a cute turtle avatar, I want one! I never have found a really cute one. I like to think I only come out when it's safe....not always true, I get a little reactive at times.....but a turtle I be!
Suffice to say the weather was beautiful and our 30-40 degree weather is not helping my new tan....two weeks of sun is not enough!
All this talk.....wow! I start to think I know what ye all are saying and then bam! someone new pops up with another dialect!
I am still trying to catch up my store from being gone. Works ok, as far as I know.
There is so much politicing going on everywhere I think I shall stay in my shell for a few more days and see what happened when I come out....thars national politicking, ebay politicking, our travel forum politicking...me thinks it's reminiscent of the old days....yep I'm old enough to remember the middle class mass and our great will to overcome the oppression and yes I took part in it. Now I don't know where to put my energy. Gonna take a breather and figger it out.
Maybe I'll just read this thread, that will keep me busy til the next week passes.
Hey if anyone has a cute turtle avatar, I want one! I never have found a really cute one. I like to think I only come out when it's safe....not always true, I get a little reactive at times.....but a turtle I be!
Something along this line N? 
quote:It certainly does seem the thread is gasping for air of late!
Well now, just what oughta be done about that??? Hmmmm???
You guys tell Ninth an' me to cool off, threaten us with Raid an' th' hose... who knows what all. Goodness! What's a poor spyder to do!
Eh, I'll jus' keep after my sweet li'l fly an' temptin' 'im with cookies.
Course that'll hafta mean poppin' in here occasionally to get all yorn danders up (won't say panties in a wad lessin' th' fellers're crossdressin'! ). Zeb, I understand ya threw a great party. Choo talkin' 'bout all the pooh... now we know why we wear them tall boots, yes?
Where the heck is Pete? We miss ya!!!