POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

TR
This good li'l spider's just soarin' around her web, visions of special ingredient cookies dancin' in her head. Didn't I see mention of treatments for that somewhere around here!

I've heard there are treatments available for what seems to ail you, but they are pretty 'potent'. Might have side-effects.

In this vicious neverending circle of tormenting ailments, methinks the dangerous side effects will prove to be quite a relief!

Trouble is, the side-effects studied so far have been known to be highly addicting.

tmba
You mesmerizing li'l fly!

Where did you get my picture, you sneek!
Or is that you?
Look at those big seductive eyes and that come hither look, it has to be you.

I can only say that I searched high and low and waited patiently and here it is.
Oh, my dear, make no mistake, that is You!

If that's me, then I only have eyes for you.(sigh)

Ditto!

Ewwwwww! Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

No, not just you. Quick! It's a state of emergency!
Fling the windows open wide!

We're starting to smoke! Call 911! Where's Miss M ?!! Fire hose!!!

Speed dial! Where's that fire extinguisher??
Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger!
Vision is blurring!!

Oh no, you're passing out! Quick, you need mouth to mouth! Not a moment to spare!

Hurry! I feel faint!!
Beam me up Scotty!!!!!!!!!!

Hang on, I'll do my best to save you! It's working, your pulse is improving rapidly, heart is beating faster! Much faster!!
Scotty's gone, he's on a emergency call of his own.(dirty old man anyway!)

Yes! Breathing increasing properly! Your special treatment is working!
Ewwwwwwwwww! Here come the side-effects!!

Dont' need Scotty! You're here...

Oh no, WHAT side-effects?!! Are you in danger?!!

I am!
Help me!!!!!

What are you experiencing?!! Are they bad?!!

Yes! Dangerously so!!
Heart needs attention! Vitals out of control!!

Why you're trembling uncontrollably my dear! It must be the side-effects of the emergency measures.

GAR GAR GAR

Look who finally showed up...the two MIAs, didn't think you guys would ever be back..(glad you are )

I got me a brand new HOSE and a huge supply of RAID so you best behave yourselves..

Seriously, glad you're both back (I think)

Yes, I am! Yes, it is!

Howdy there Miss M! How you be?

Oh dear, your condition is soaring out of control!
Dang side-effects anyway! I can see more treatment is in order.! (You know what they say:'The doctor is always in.)

Miss M! Too late! The building burned to the ground!

The building burned to the ground? Where was I? I could have baked me some mutant pretzels in my Fuzzy Pink Steel Toed Bunny Slippers!
Thanks for the butt kickin comment. Yeah I do believe we managed to tend the boards rather well in the absence of "youse" two.
Dinner went amazingly well. Sweeties parents were very cordial and seemed to accept things very well. But of course a good Filet Mignon and a bottle of wine do have a tendency to bring out the best in people.

Yes, soaring out of control!
The doctor is always in... *sigh*

Hey Taz! Pretzels woulda been fried to toast anyway.

Woohoo! that dinner went well!

Miss S that is why they are mutant pretzels they are resistant to heat and GAR post!

Taz, my man! Filet Mignon and a bottle of wine? You dirty dog you, way to pull it off! Ya did us right proud.

And the way you two hound dogs kicked that butt! WOW.(Gotta keep things straight sometimes.)

Time to bend some more pretzels I bet! We know 'youse two' just have to 'celebrate'. (as opposed to celibate)

I think not Taz. Resistance is futile, even for mutant pretzels!

Hey Taz..glad the parents weren't too tough on ya I know you were on your best behavior Did you wear the bunnie slippers over there??

Hey Ninth!

You DO realize you never used to be thiss goofy don't you? Since the building already burnt to the ground, I'll have to get the RAID out!

I am always prepared

Resistance is futile Miss S? We have met the Borg and they are FeeBay! Hmm 7 of Nine was a Borg. OK Ninth is there something you are neglecting to tell us? We refuse to be assimilated!
Be careful with your answer as Jean Luc may be lurking about.
Miss M no bunny slippers sorry. Had to break out the big dogs. Wolverines of course. Gotta wear something to fit in with the Taz persona!

YAY a Star Trek fan!! Yeah love all those series Wish they were doing some reruns.

Not the RAID! Spider are you listening to this?! She's planning bug abuse!

Do you really think I could be a Borg, after burning that house to the ground?! (Well, my circuits were in melt-down mode!) Must have been something I ate - cookies with the super-secret ingredient!

Miss M, you sound surprised!

I'm listening my sweet sweet fly! I'll protect you! We'll use my web to flee!

Melt-down mode... indeed!

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EDIT: Just saw Jeff's post about filtering out BC possibly.
That stinks, maybe if we keep the ground attack up it will not get to that point.
Wonder if Kick It Back will be filtered also. LOL

What, pray tell, it that? (little crusts)