POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

Oh, not to hypnotize you...

Too late, I'm a goner. Miss M warned me, but did I listen? Of course not. (Thank goodness)

I'm sure we're not (cryptic enough). It Is difficult walking that tightrope, on our toes no doubt.

I think Miss M knew before you or me.
Yes, thank goodness.

edit- Where'd you go Miss M? If you think Ninth really needs to check into your hospital, I trust you know best.
Mustn't forget the *evil grin* lol

Can't fool Miss M, that's a fact, the girl with the x-ray eyes. (the ones that she's probably rolling right now), and the instigator of this thread (I still can't believe she, and Choo, thought I was a girl, what a slam.

edit - Wait, the first thing she would do is give me a sedative, with an *evil grin* and a needle! Don't need no stinkin' needles!

Just a bunch o' instigators.
I wondered where they got that you're a girl. It seemed so obvious. lol

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sedative

First thing that popped in my head and made me lol is Young Frankenstein. LOL
She'll listen to me. I won't let her hurt you.
Why do you need to go now? Isn't a pounding heart a good thing?
No, don't need no stinkin' needles!

I'm certainly glad it's obvious to you.
If I were a girl, my heart certainly wouldn't be pounding as it is now. No sedative thanks, can't miss this!

edit - where's all our eye rollers? TAZ how was the ice cream? Are you MIA again? (Silly question)I guess we don't need to tell him to GAR, he already has.

I did think it's obvious.
I'm a girl and my heart's pounding, surely much the same as yours... Can't help myself.
No Way I'd want to miss this, or you too!

edit- "I guess we don't need to tell him to GAR, he already has...
Why is that so funny? My giggle box must be turned upside down. Everything is funny now.

edit/edit- Choo and Pete are sleeping unless they're really early birds.
Wonder where Miss M got off to. Preparing sedatives???

Miss M, it sounds like the hose remedy is useless, not sorry to say. Eye-rolling is all that's left to you. Oh well, you know what they say: 'You can't stop Mother Nature!' Sizzle, sizzle.

edit - wonder why?
edit/edit - She better not try to sneak up on us.

Ohhh You're a Bad Boy! And here you've been saying it's me and my web.

I just canNot imagine!

I bet she's sneaking up right now, even if we don't know it.
edit- Or else she was exhausted and hit the hay already.

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Originally posted by Shadeaux:
Ohhh You're a Bad Boy!

Uh huh, you should be wearing leather right now. Just don't let Sexy Pete see you though or I'll have to hold him off with a stick. ('Back, back, she's mine! It's Miss M you want you fool!)

Yeah, I just can't imagine either.

I bet she's lurking. (and not the only one)
edit - Starting to get light headed myself. See what your doing to me?

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edit - Wait, the first thing she would do is give me a sedative, with an *evil grin* and a needle! Don't need no stinkin' needles!

Uh-uh, NO sedative for you..only a big square rusty needle...sound good???

I was actually sitting on the patio for awhile. 63 degrees here, but then it started to rain. Then I come back into this asylym...what am I gonna do with you two?? OK no hose, I'll have to think of somethin else..Hmmmm......

Big square rusty needle?! That's worse that a whack! Geeez, I can't wait to see what you're going to dream up next!

Hello all. The ice cream was great. I could get used to being spoiled by Sweetie! Head still reeling from going from ex-fiancee with 5 children to new Sweetie with no young-uns.
Hmmm gotta take some time to contemplate this one!
Having loads of fun now and wondering if this can work.
The ramifications of a May /December relationship are huge.
OMG is that what is referred to as a mid-life crisis?
EDIT!: OK Gotta get the WHACKIN hammer out!

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Uh huh, you should be wearing leather right now.

I'll wear leather for you, Ninth, any time you want.

Sitting on the patio at 63 degrees... sounds really nice Miss M. Be gentle with Ninth now.

Hi Taz. I say continue to have loads of fun, be careful (parents) and don't try to over analyze it.

Taz - I told you you'd been SAVED, right. Don't contemplate too hard right now, just have some fun, and let her spoil you. You've earned it!
edit - yeah, stop all that thinkin!

It sounds like she's had her eye on you for some time. Yes, Taz?

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Originally posted by Shadeaux:
I'll wear leather for you, Ninth, any time you want.

I never knew spiders could be so......!Oh my goodness! (what a web!)

Yep Taz, Ninth is absolutely right (for once)
Stop all that thinkin & just let it go where it goes....


Hey Shirley--come on over & when the rain stops we'll have a middle of the night BBQ

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Originally posted by member_8880:
Ninth is absolutely right (for once)

For once! Another whack!

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be careful (parents)

Going to deal with that this weekend. Small town and all we decided that we needed to have a dinner date and invite her folks. Better to defuse the situation before wagging tongues add fuel to the fire.
Wish me luck on this one.

This spider's surprising even herself. Like that web, do ya?

That sounds sooo wonderful Miss M. Even the rain.
Okay, I have a thing for rain too, moreso than snow.

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Miss M. Be gentle with Ninth now

Right Ninth, another whack I'm never gentle...

Oh geez Miss S,

You must be spoiled by all that sun! A thing for rain & snow????????

You really HAVE to move to Chicago

It'll work out fine Taz, not to worry.

Absolutely Taz. Good luck!

Eh Miss M, Ninth may not want ya to be gentle.

Geez I am being a dreadful bore aren't I?
OK time for fun-loving Smart-A$$ Taz to come back.
Over-analyzing things is making Taz a boring puppy!
But thanks for the support all. I am not use to being in a quandry like this.

It's not all sunshine here. lol A decent amount of rain, snow and it's actually windier on average than Chicago (not that I'm crazy about that part).

I've been seriously considering going close to my girls. Desert. I don't know.

edit- We'd just choose a little different path to hook up on our way to Reno.

edit/edit- No Taz, you're not. There ya go, thinkin' again!

I live in the desert. (I'm so subtle)

It's where I grew up. I just don't like it there because it drains the life from you... I think it's the oil (seriously) or I'd already be back.

edit- Is there oil there? (talk about subtle lol)
edit/edit- Chicago would be taking me in the opposite direction from them.

Just kidding, Reno isn't really the desert, no oil either. Where in the desert are you from? You mean Texas? I lived in Austin, nothing but bugs and scorpions.

OK no-one has posted a joke for awhile!

"It was a May-December marriage, and as the old man climbed in to bed for the first time with his new bride, he asked, "Did your mother tell you what to do on your wedding night?"

"Yes," she cooed, kissing him lightly, "She told me everything."

"Good," said the elderly gentleman as he turned out the light, "because I've forgotten."

Edit: Having some horrible PC problems ! I think I may have picked up a virus or a trojan somewhere!
Gotta run a system scan before this piece of crap decides to go South on me!
Talk to you all later if I can get this fixed. Took me almost 15 minutes to get this post through.

When I lived in Arizona I got so sick of it. Sun & heat every day (the 2 things I love most), you could plan a picnic or something a year from now and know that the weather would be perfect. I grew up in Chgo and I really missed the changing seasons and weather, even if I don't like it. No one had lawns either, too expensive to irrigate. To this day I hate landscaping.

Guess I'll just stay here (Until the time comes to go to Reno, right Miss S?)

Taz will you once & for all stop with the mind reading

Taz.

I thought Reno would have trees. I don't know and am pretty dumb about geography, is it? lol
Yes, Texas... Permian Basin. Ohhh it smells soooo bad.

edit- OMG and scorpions, yes! And bugs. And rattlesnakes, though we have those here, just smaller.

Miss S,
How far are you from Dallas? (my geography stinks too)

Birds and rain (not like Oregon), that's what I want to see.

edit- I think it's about 10 hours or so from here. Haven't been in a really long time and don't remember. lol I'll go look it up.

Reno is not what you think of as desert, no cactus for example. It's the 'high desert', 4500 ft, with sagebrush. Reno is in the Truckee Meadows, with the Truckee River running through it (sounds like a movie with Brad Pitt) and LOTS of trees and very mild weather in comparison to other places. NO bad smells, either. Very clear air usually, surrounded by mountains.

That sounds so gorgeous Ninth. lol I love driving through the Guadalupe Mountains. Spent a lot of time as a kid in the Davis Mountains. That's desert, I guess like parts of New Mexico.
Those pics I posted are the Cimarron Canyon in NM on the way to Red River.

Miss M, to head to Reno, we'll want to meet out of TX somewhere I'm thinking.

edit- Isn't Dallas too far South? It's East for me anyway. I can't find a good map to see it all.
edit/edit- Where's Reno from Las Vegas? Dallas is way too South. Maybe meet up in Denver or thereabouts? That looks like a straighter shot.

Hey guys, we have 11,265 views!
I'll bet Auctiva has a surge of new members

Reno is about 300 miles north of Vegas, straight west from Denver.

Just went back and read Taz' edit. He might have a virus and is working on it.

1000 hits just since last night.