POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

ohh I won't get confused. However, You feel free to keep me clear.

And sorry about the delete. LOL I accidentally hit it and thought it must be meant to be so went ahead.
Shall I repeat it, so those parts of your post make sense? lolol

No need to repeat, it all makes sense to you and me right? Half the posts on this VERY LONG thread probably don't make much sense anyway so why be different? Let's just keep them dazed and (as if they needed help from us) Hey did you spend your big bucks yet? Don't forget about our beers!

Long as you know, that's great with me. Yeh, I laugh to think of what goes through the lurkers' minds. (that didn't sound like I meant without the smiley)

Why be different? That's a rhetorical question, yes? lol I think a spider and a fly, not just ANY spider and fly, mind you, IS different. I like the idea of keepin' them dazed and though you're probably right about not needing our help.

I'm still saving my bucks... For those beers. Can't think of anything I'd rather spend it on.

At over 4000 views, there do seem to be quite a few 'interested' lurkers out there. Not sure I want to know everything they're thinking though.

By 'why be different', I meant 'why start making sense now' when half the posts haven't made sense up to now anyway. Of course I didn't mean OUR posts, which always make perfect sense, at least to us. (In spite of the fact that we have walked such a thin line of self-imposed restraint) Hey 'innuendo r us', right Miss S? Oh those beers are yelling our names!

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Hey 'innuendo r us', right Miss S? Oh those beers are yelling our names!

Don't you know it, Ninth! I knew what you meant. You aren't gonna tell me I better behave myself now, are you? lol I hear those beers!

As if I would ever want you to behave. (as if you even could!) You're just too dangerous - and to think you're actually running around loose!

No, don't think I could behave... am glad ya don't want me to. Too dangerous and running around loose... I AM a spider, after all.
I'm still doin' the happy dance for escaping the wrath of the swatter.

Happy Boxing Day!!! Now that it's almost over. lol

Happy Boxing Day to you too, now that I know what it is (after having to look it up). Wonder how Sexy Pete celebrates that day since it is a UK day? Maybe he can enlighten us when he is able to grace us with his presence. How come I never heard of Boxing Day? I feel so stupid! (accompanied by a slap to the side of the head[not too hard though]) Thank you Miss S for furthering my education.

I wonder too. aww Ninth, don't feel stupid. That's the last thing I'd want. I'll gladly give ya that gentle slap upside the head though.

Hi all--
Popping in from work...don't know what you're all talkin about, I only skimmed it for now, b.ut I'm crying with laughter AGAIN about the "group rates for GAR"

You guys are nuts and I love ya all

Oh no, getting mushy now

Hey Miss M. I was editing to tell you I got your funny and it was three deep. I don't know why unless it really is my email. Try same ID on Yahoo maybe? That should work.

I'm glad you put that out there cause I love ya'll too and didn't want to get too mushy. Maybe it's just the time of year to get all sappy 'n' sh**.

yeah Miss S, you're right. we're a bunch of saps LOL!

I'll send the email to the other addy...pretty sure that's what it is.

If my coworkers didn't already think I was crazy, they do now! Running out of kleenex here...

Talk later.

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(remember he has a broken heart and is not quite right in the head yet) (actually he is quite right, madly flirting with two gorgeous ladies in the space of one page, how much more right can you get?)

OMG is that why they wanted to know if I could drive that fertilizer truck? And I thought it was just because they are an impoverished country and wanted to make me feel useful! HELP I need the Hotline for Suicide Prevention I am going to jump into a huge Spider Web and end all my suffering! Edit:: " Hidden Secret Squirrel POST" No-one read but Miss S!
You will catch me right?
NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAM scheduled for THIS time frame!

No fears Taz! You betcha I'll catch you!

Hello? Hello? Taz, did you jump into the wrong spider web so I couldn't catch you from falling?

Where IS that sweet fly?

I think Miss M is off work soon. And Sexy St Pete should still be resting. Am I here all alone?

I'm finally here Miss S....

Gotta love this thread, I think the only ones who are NOT are us. It sounds like insane ramblings but we all understand it perfectly...that's probably why no else is posting....

I'm gonna have to stop reading if I'm at work tho, cuz Taz is SO FUNNY....I'm easy, it doesn't take much

Actually everyone is funny...after I skimmed the page the 'group rates' just jumped out at me and I almost had a meltdown (again )

Were all you guys off work today?? No fair

What....no one waited for me to get home?? Now I'm all by myself
Guess I'll just check back in the morning.

And for God's sake, I'm still laughing! I really need to get a grip

Hi y'all Stevie still improving, Sally not too good (was in tears this morning ), and I am feeling lousy too (not sure if the jab has protected me or not, or if maybe I am getting something else )

Anyway, Taz, no I haven't tried Byetta, that doesn't seem to be available on prescription over here I don't think. Those BG levels do sound scary! And by the way, stop flirting with Susanne, I'm after her, you have a couple of 20 year old little sweeties to chase don't you?

Susanne, those are YOUR eyes, aren't they?

OK, back off to do me nursing stuff again (just give me a big frock and a lamp, and call me Florence!)

Ok you asked for it.....
Hi Florence (see what you started now)
I don't think those flu shots actually work. Well, they work but they just GIVE you the flu You couldn't PAY me to get one, nuh-uh!

Sorry to hear everyone is still sick but there's alot of flu going around here too. Knock on wood (or Pete's head will do) I usually manage to avoid it...HATE getting sick.

Pete, those DO look very close to my own eyes, whick is why I like this avatar so much. Wish the rest of my face looked that good

So Pete is after me????? Uh-oh, maybe Taz was right about 'group rates for GAR' GEEZ still laughing at that one!

Hope everyone has a great day!

Oh right, pick on Pete while he's down huh? ;-) Knock on my head indeed, and after I said how nice I thought your eyes were! Well, I implied it at least!

Susanne, did I get the impression that you are a nurse?

Oh no ya don't...I'm not coming over there to take care of you
Not a nurse but a lab tech, in other words a vampire. Ask Shirley, she knows I'm a sadist
I love to stick people with needles..and to get paid for doing it is just gravy

Wow I sound really nasty don't I?? Didn't mean it to sound that way lol.

C'mere Pete...I'LL give you a shot.. ...you'll never have the flu again..

On no, I hope I didn't scare you...I'm not nearly as scary as our Miss Shirley

Sounds like the kinda medicine I need! Hmmm, vampire huh? I always had this fantasy.....

The reason I asked about you being a nurse was, I wondered if you had a leather nurse's uniform.... just wondered, you know.... ;-)

Hmmm...actually we're required to wear leather.
And it has to be black or red, no white allowed.

Scary hospital, ain't it

Phwoooaaarrr!

*tippy toe in* I feel like I'm intruding here. lol Miss M, sorry I missed you last night. Yes, I have a silly li'l happy dance.

Pete, I hope you don't get sick! Remember, you need your rest too. Giving you and Miss M your privacy now. *tippy toe out* lol

Wonder what happened to Taz and Ninth.
Where'd ya'll go?

Logging off now folks, I need to get to bed. See y'all.

Sweet dreams Sexy St Pete.

Hope everyone's havin' a happy day!

Wow, what a thread last time I was here I voted female just before I saw the result

Hi Choo...good to see you!
Yeah we've been having a blast..(Shirley YOU are too funny)
C'mon & join in. Didja hear that ninth??
He voted female (at least he didn't vote 'God only knows)

I'm just checkin in from work..hope to see you all later (you folks don't seem to be stayin up as late as you used to ) When I come home I'm all by myself *sniff sniff*

TTYL~~~~~

Hello all. Pete sorry I missed you but it appears you fared well without me.
Had a rather busy day today. Went out with my daughter and her friend to do some shopping and grab a bit to eat.

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you have a couple of 20 year old little sweeties to chase don't you?

Pete I am not chasing after a couple of 20 year old sweeties, they are BOTH 23. Geez I feel bad enough as is going out with one of my daughters friends!

But if ChiTown was closer and Miss M had her leathers on I just may be inclined to chase after her or at least take her to Magoo's to shoot some pool. And what are you doing for New Years Miss M? Prolly happily married anyways!
BTW Miss M I believe I mentioned your eyes quite some time ago when you changed avatars to the Godzilla eye! So glad you went back to these ones
Y'all if this thread gets much steamier we may have to get convention rate discounts instead of GAR.
Coming soon the Auctiva Asylum Lunatics convention be sure to sign up early and sign up often for best rates.
Stay tuned to this rambling post of utter nonsense to become an honorary member of the Asylum and receive an invitation to the convention when and if it ever happens. Membership is limited to the first 10 people or maybe 100 or 1,000. Will have to ask the otherfounding members.

Hi 8880, been kinda busy, this Christmassy thing disrupts my sales and means I have to attempt to be sociable face to face

I don't know what time the others go to bed but here in the UK it is already 23:15 GMT and my keyboard approaches my nose at increasing rate and frquency as time goes by, or is it me falling asleep zzzzzzzzzzz



whoops there I go again.

Well Taz I thought listing on ebay meant we were reserving our asylum place anyway

By the way what does "Unus dies regemus orbis terrarum , tamen pro hodie is forum mos operor" mean to an illiterate seller like myself

Polite answer please

Hey Choo good to see ya. I missed you sneaking in!
How was the Christmas thing for you? We were wondering what happened to you. Your name was mentioned in a few of the previous posts on this thread.

Oh err, better go and look as I jumped over a few

Translated that a few times here in this post but here goes again.
"One day we shall rule the world, but for today this forum will do" If you plug it into a Latin translator you will get this "One day we will rule the world , nothwithstanding for today this market place will to work"
Edit: Nothing bad we were just wondering where you were. I believe your last posts were on the 18th?
EDIT EDIT: How could you miss reading a few posts?
It isn' like there are a lot of posts on this thread yet? 556 and 4635 hits!

Hi Choo. Glad to see you here!

You too, Miss M and Taz. MM, I know it's briefly right now. I'll try to be here tonite.

How's your day, Taz?

Where are you pretty, pretty fly? I've a special dinner all prepared... waiting for you to buzz on by.

Edit - 4635 hits... that'll be 5000 'fore ya know it. Been meaning to ask how do you tell how many posts there are? All I see is we're on page 28.

Hi Miss S good to see ya. I had a splendiferous day! Yes I am reaching for words here.
I am enjoying my new found freedom SO much.
Edit: Miss S top of page click on "the lounge" link and it will show you posts and hit counts for topics!

That's great Taz! That's the way it oughta be.

Splendiferous - good word. lol I like (and say) fantabulous.

edit- HAAAAAAHA! duh! my face is hot, am laughin' so hard. Ya know, the hardest place for me to see anything is right in front of my face