Will you be needing the Doctor/Bouncers assistance?
quote:You do of course know who Britney Spears is Choo?
Some pop dolly which everyone is supposed to go daft over, give me a break, no not the arm !
Even a Taz cannot grasp hold of a bunch of ethereal electrons so 
OK Taz, now he's just being a smart a$$$...We're coming for you Choo........ 
Come on then, wipe your feet on the way in ...
Taz Super Spin powers over come ALL alectrons. Me discombobulate you,elctrons and all.
Miss M he gave us a clue to his name!
Ethereal equals Choo is Ethel from now on!
Miss M he gave us a clue to his name!
Ethereal equals Choo is Ethel from now on!
Hi I'm a newbie, I'm pretty savvy but have NO clue what this is!
Hey jrose,
Don't worry, we don't either
Don't worry, we don't either
Taz NOT have feet in spin mode!
quote:Me discombobulate you,elctrons and all.
Good grief the lunatics are running the asylum, ok I'll humour you Taz dearie, I'll just get the pinny and rolling pin back from Ms M a few pages ago and you are in for a good rollering
quote:JROSE
Quick a newbie energise stun gun before they escape
Hi Jrose, Welcome to the Auctiva Asylum where the nuts run the Horsepital.
This is a thread about nothing and just a relaxation area for some of us.
You are welcome to join the fun if ya like.
Be warned bring a sense of humour!
This is a thread about nothing and just a relaxation area for some of us.
You are welcome to join the fun if ya like.
Be warned bring a sense of humour!
Stun gun my buns. We are Borg ASSIMILATE
I don't care if you disintegrate, you will answer to the Bugs (Malone) Bunny for your actions
Miss M I sent you a message.
quote:Miss M I sent you a message.
Hello, typing behind my back that will never do
I'll bring the needles, the Rottweiler, and the mayonise.
Serious message Choo
Like I would ever go behind your back!
BOOOOOOOO!
Like I would ever go behind your back!
BOOOOOOOO!
Mayonaise Miss M? Are we going to subdue him or fillet him?
Guess we could do both...we're comin up with a strategy Choo........(Can't tell ya what the mayonise is for) 
GEEZ twice I spelled M a y o n a i s e wrong! Where's spllng chukkr when I need it
GEEZ twice I spelled M a y o n a i s e wrong! Where's spllng chukkr when I need it
Work calls. Sorry Choo the plan is being hatched though!
I'll keep working on it while you're gone Taz..
Right then I'm a waiting for you, so you to are going to perform.
Can you actually do what it sounds like on a public forum even between 2 consenting lunatics a rottweiler and a jar of mayo
Can you actually do what it sounds like on a public forum even between 2 consenting lunatics a rottweiler and a jar of mayo
Oh dear, I'll just have to sleep on it then, it's gone 1am here, sorry Ms M you going to have to go solo til morning now, byeee
Bye Choo..
And get your mind out of the gutter will ya
And get your mind out of the gutter will ya
quote:get your mind out of the gutter will ya
Well come on then tell me what the plans is so I can counter it
Well here I am again, whistling to myself in my padded cell, cosy, comfy, ahhhh, not a Taz or Ms M or needle to be seen.
Is this what they meant by GAR, where's the room service button ?
Service is appalling around here, I must be mad to put up with this . . .
Is this what they meant by GAR, where's the room service button ?
Service is appalling around here, I must be mad to put up with this . . .
We are still prepping things Choo! Should be time for your thorazine. I've got it right here.Miss M is indisposed so I brought my Evil Nurse Wanda to administer the injection.
Now this won't hurt one bit, just roll over while she slides this 20 gauge 1.5 inch needle in.
Edit: Forgot you guys are metric there! 3.81 CM long needle
Now this won't hurt one bit, just roll over while she slides this 20 gauge 1.5 inch needle in.
Edit: Forgot you guys are metric there! 3.81 CM long needle
I'm not metric I was born UK imperial, too right it won't hurt, I'm outta here, gotta ghost train to catch.
From what I hear Evil Nurse Wanda does not care who she stabs with her needles so if you are the only one left here you had better make yourself scarce too
Whoooooooooshhhh . . . . .
From what I hear Evil Nurse Wanda does not care who she stabs with her needles so if you are the only one left here you had better make yourself scarce too
Whoooooooooshhhh . . . . .
hmmm... pretty quiet around here.
missy-M ? I can't get this dang song outta' my head!
missy-M ? I can't get this dang song outta' my head!
Hi Zebra, certainly is, Pete hasn't returned from Germany, Ninth & Shadeux MIA ??
Ms M indisposed, whatever that means, Taz spun in then out again, oh well sure they will be back with lunacidal zeal real soon
Ms M indisposed, whatever that means, Taz spun in then out again, oh well sure they will be back with lunacidal zeal real soon
Hey there Choo! yer back !
...I'm sure you're right about that! Oh dear!
Ok..I need some help here! Somebody tell me how the 'clock' works around here! By that I mean.. my last post shows as 11:11 pm. Now I know that wasn't my local time! Nor could it have been either EST of PST here in the U.S.! Furthermore, your last post shows as 01:48 AM...(it being almost 12hrs from your previous post) this doesn't seem right either! Now maybe it was actually the wee-hours in the morning when you posted (local time for you in UK) ...but as I remember, it doesn't seem like 12 hours since I saw it show up on the boards. ???
Can somebody gimme' a clue here?
quote:...sure they will be back with lunacidal zeal
...I'm sure you're right about that! Oh dear!
Ok..I need some help here! Somebody tell me how the 'clock' works around here! By that I mean.. my last post shows as 11:11 pm. Now I know that wasn't my local time! Nor could it have been either EST of PST here in the U.S.! Furthermore, your last post shows as 01:48 AM...(it being almost 12hrs from your previous post) this doesn't seem right either! Now maybe it was actually the wee-hours in the morning when you posted (local time for you in UK) ...but as I remember, it doesn't seem like 12 hours since I saw it show up on the boards. ???
Can somebody gimme' a clue here?
G'morning!
Wow, lots of overtime for me this weekend...I'll be glad when today is over, I'm tired,(yawn)
Taz, thank you for recruiting my sidekick Evil Nurse Wanda when I was unable to help you with Choo (note: she does NOT replace my usual sidekick - Miss S)...see Choo, and you thought I was up to no good...
Zebra, what song?
And I wonder why your time stamps are showing up like that?? They should show as PST, it's a little after 10am here now so mine shows as 8 something..Choo is about 6 hours ahead of me, I think its probably 4pm there.
Well gotta go (groaaan)
But I'll be back tonite .. I need my lunacy button....
Wow, lots of overtime for me this weekend...I'll be glad when today is over, I'm tired,(yawn)
Taz, thank you for recruiting my sidekick Evil Nurse Wanda when I was unable to help you with Choo (note: she does NOT replace my usual sidekick - Miss S)
...see Choo, and you thought I was up to no good...Zebra, what song?
And I wonder why your time stamps are showing up like that?? They should show as PST, it's a little after 10am here now so mine shows as 8 something..Choo is about 6 hours ahead of me, I think its probably 4pm there.
Well gotta go (groaaan)
But I'll be back tonite .. I need my lunacy button....
quote:Hey there Choo! yer back !
Didn't know I'd been anywhere ...
well the time here is about 5pm so assuming a few minutes delay to arrive you can see the time difference. I only see the time of actual posting from the copies that arrive via the e-mail notification, when viewing these boards the time appears as my selected timezone of GMT.
quote:see Choo, and you thought I was up to no good...
And why would I think that
Fancy leaving me in the hands of, sorry claws of Taz's mutant pretzel nurse.
quote:Didn't know I'd been anywhere ... Confused
well Choo...sorry if I missed something, but last I heard - you were outta' here on a GHOST TRAIN!
For all I knew, it coulda' been a " ...Midnight Train to Georgia"!?
-- I wouldn't be surprised! As I said...my CLOCK is all messed up! 
Anyway... I'm beginning to realize the board's time is set to PST here in the States! -- So I guess I can do a little arithmetic to figure out when I might get away with posting silly stuff while nobody's looking (and probably asleep). Afterall... I'm not inclined to show my butt around here while EVIL NURSE WANDA is anywhere to be seen!! -- I HATE NEEDLES!!
... on the other hand...I bet TAZ doesn't actually sleep AT ALL! -- Yep!..that could explain a few things!
Hi Zebra, well a dozen or so pages ago in the mists of epic thread time there was to be a train 'joust' cum 'duel' between JeffS and I, unfortunately Shadeaux AKA spider took me up on a VIP ticket, front seat on the cow catcher !
Eventually rescued by ninth AKA as her fly at the last moment so rather than be stuck like a pig with one of Ms M's needles (many more pages ago she was playing darts with them) or Taz's mutant pretzel nurse I decided I stood more chance of surviving by riding my ghost train to hell.
Quite simple really
Eventually rescued by ninth AKA as her fly at the last moment so rather than be stuck like a pig with one of Ms M's needles (many more pages ago she was playing darts with them) or Taz's mutant pretzel nurse I decided I stood more chance of surviving by riding my ghost train to hell.
Quite simple really
quote:Quite simple really Big Grin
ahh...I see! Thanks for explaining everything! ((clear as mud!
))Q?: when ya'll got that VIP ticket..were drinks INCLUDED?? -- Looks to me like everyone might have had a really good time....but also maybe hit the booze-bucket just a tiny-bit too hard!
OK, where is everyone, not a peep, spin, silly comment for hours now, just Zebra and I holding the fort well that's it for me tonight, I'd better see some stupid comments, whackings and pretzel crumbs in my inbox tomorrow, and Pete where are you ?
OK Choo, you asked for it...this is how I feel after 26 hours of work this Sat & Sun...You think Evil Wanda is scary?? HA!!
I actually turn into one...I'm waiting for Taz, got my needles, and we're coming to GET you
We'll get PETE too, he has to show up sooner or later....
Hi Z - you're safe, you're an innocent bystander so don't worry (yet)
I actually turn into one...I'm waiting for Taz, got my needles, and we're coming to GET you
We'll get PETE too, he has to show up sooner or later....
Hi Z - you're safe, you're an innocent bystander so don't worry (yet)
Oh, Choo if you feel sanity slipping over you, don't forget about this
