Turning over a new leaf in the book of kitchen do's and don'ts. Hope hubby got the message and made it up to you on Valentines Day. WinkWink If not, he may need a whackin'. Mad
Hey Ninth,
How ya be??
Yeah he definitely needs a whackin, just for fun if nothing else Wink
Am I going to have to get the RAID out?? Let me know now so I can be prepared Big Grin

~~I can't believe I forgot it was Valentines Day yesterday!! (Obviously I got no gifts) Smile
Well just commented on the nasty odour on the thread of the day, best just let the odour disperse now, hang on all this startd after the raticles were disposed of, ooh err, was there any connection, Ms M did you dispose of them or did they mutate Roll Eyes
Almost thought WWIII was about to break out there. The way I sees it, anybody who starts a thread by going off like an atomic bomb shouldn't be surprised if they get nuked in return. Besides, the crowd needs to be electrified now and then, do they not? Wink
Hi gang! -- Finally snagged a few blessed moments to peek in on the board, but this will have to be short. Hoping I can take a break later this evening and catch up on all the fun!

Did a real quick scan-over just now on a couple threads outside the Lounge! Choo.. Apologies and solace to you my friend! On behalf of the civilized world... I offer sincerest regrets
for the occasional crude & wimpy turkey-wad idiots; one of which you apparently stumbled across today. Frown
They're supposed to stay put, and not stray from the stinky black goo from whence they hatch. I think I even glimpsed Taz, our Sentry-at-Arms valiantly attempting to squash that malodorous vermin! Mad Attaboy Taz!..sic'm !!! ((i'll have a word with you later. "..disguised zebra-droppings"...Indeed! ))

On a lighter note... Well Hello there Shadeaux! Yes my sweet..you are a doll in my eyes! I'm sorry if it sounds like I'm whining...but somehow I seem to keep missing out on your cookies!Wink Big Grin (aww..settle down ninth!..Eek )

Ahhh yes! Missy-M! A soothing sight for sore eyes! ~ It's sooo good to see you feeling better and back at 'em! I really missed those tantalizing eyes of yours! (enough to make a grown zebra's udder shudder!Big Grin ) And what's this?? No Valentines????Confused
Well we shall NOT have any of that!! Nosireee! -- Let's see if we can rustle-up something to make it better!! Wink

Tipp'n my hat to everyone else too! -- sorry for the quick in & out! Be back for more of ya'lls antics asap!

zeb
Ahhh Zebra, you're a silver tongued devil aren't ya (swoon) Wink Whatcha think Miss S??? I'm sure you agree. Still waitin for my Valentine, Z....Smile

Boy somebody needs a whackin and for once it's NOT ninth..Poor ninth has been whacked enough (maybe)

Miss S, I just saw you around here where are ya??
Hi Miss M. I'm right here. Smile
Awww Zebra *blush* Silver tongued devil indeed! Tryin' to get Ninth's cookies! Wink My goodness, and ya didn't even give Miss M and me a Valentine... Big Grin

Choo, ya know how much you're appreciated. Glad ya didn't let that snarky ole bu** get to ya. Way ta go Taz! You go Man! Cool

Oh Nii-inth, my sweet li'l fly... I've got brownies! WinkWink
Ewwwwwwww. You really know how to make a lurker 'expose' himself. Wink Ok, Zeb, for tryin' to steal my cookies, I'm callin' my fly mates. A thousand flies are about to buzz up your bu**.
Oh my! Here we go my adorable creature of th' night... Are you gonna 'expose' those gorgeous wings that you sweep me off my feet and carry me away on... or what? Wink

Uh-oh poor Zeb. Eek Methinks Miss M better get th' Raid ready... that's a mighty lot o' flies there fixin' ta be after th' Zebra Doo-Doo! Big GrinBig Grin
Ok I caught Ya'll Red-Handed this time!
Just cuz I didn't make it back before the sand-man snooked up on me (zzzZ).. Don't mean my radar-ears quit work'n!!
I could hear ya'll carry'n on about pesky horse-flies and such. But hold on there Ninth! ~ yer all wet bout me gett'n in yer cookie jar!! ((come to think of it...ninth looks kinda wet all the time!~eh? )) ~ Maybe ya' oughta' keep a good eye on them hot brownies tho! No telling how many other bushwackers might be lurking about! Cool

Aww Heck! I ain't gonna' try and cover-up no colors on my hide! Missy's really the apple of my eye! (no~not that apple dear! Roll Eyes ) Yepper' dats right! She deserves a real sweet Valentine Card so she's gonna' git one from ME! Big Grin (Missy I'm sorry its a tad late...but I had to gallop all the way into the big city just so's to find you the right one. Razz ) I've only got eyes for You ya' know!! Big Grin

So.. Shadeaux, you and lather-wings can jest cool off a skosh..(if'n that's possible?) cuz Missy forgot it were Valentines Day..and there's no excuse for that on my watch! Mad {{ ..ya' know whut ninth?...you always looked a little frothy too! prolly toooo many cookies!~huh? }}

Well I figger Taz and ChooChoo are gonna' barge in here before long and steal my thunder (again).. so Missy before that happens..whaddya' say we duck out the back while no one's looking!!? I got your Valentine right around the corner here. Wink ((don't nobody else peek neither! ))!
G'morning everybody,

Awww Zebra I love the card, you made my day Wink
But where are my presents??? Big Grin (kidding)

Oh boy, Miss S and ninth are dangerous when they're both here together Roll Eyes

I hope you all are around later (REALLY later) when I get home from work Smile
OH NO...now Choo has ESP too! Are you reading my mind right now?? Then you already know I miss picking on you Razz But wait til later...
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Maybe ya' oughta' keep a good eye on them hot brownies tho! No telling how many other bushwackers might be lurking about! Cool
..ya' know whut ninth?...you always looked a little frothy too! prolly toooo many cookies!~huh?

Zeb, don't you worry yerself none. I got me suspicious fly eyeballs (about 500 of um) zeroed in on them brownies, and the other 500 watchin out for them bushwackers, includin a certain funny lookin horse. And righty ya are bout the frothy bit - them secret cookie ingredients can make ya look like a good pint with a overflowing head on it. Big Grin
Well, I see the infamous thread endures!!
Am back from a couple of weeks + in sunny Los Cabos.......can't say I missed the weather here. Had snow when I left...it's still cool here, but not like when I left.
I suppose there's not much happening right??? Well, I have re-opened my store so must get to work. Seems like I'll never get caught up.
Will try to check the Lounge in the wee morning hours when the folks to my East are up! Wow late!!!
How could Zeb get the DeLorean when yous all said I couldn't have it? Is he a theif in the night?
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Is he a theif in the night?

Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.
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Hi N welcome back, no I think Taz is trying to frame Zeb for a parking incident with his Merc.

Well now would I do that? I am the defender of freedom and the basher of of Auctiva idiots. Gotta buy me a new shotgun. Maybe a double barrel and load er wit somw rock salt. Seems to I been seein hoof-prints in the snow around me garage of late. Metinks Zeb already got me silver (DeLorean) and now e's a tryin fer me gold (Mercedes)
An ter make nadders woise e be tryin for Miss M now.
Rats on a Valentines card wit a Zebra skin rug. Wot is dis dat be appenin 'ere.
I'll be gettin me pint O rum for da night and widenin da plank. So da Zebra can walk da plank err face da cosequences of is actions.
I know Miss M it is dem adorable eyes dat be drivin im nuts.
Well Howdy there 'N' glad to have you back safe-n-sound. Pull up a chair! I was just going over my notes and gettin' some linguistic pointers from Ninth.
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And righty ya are bout the frothy bit - them secret cookie ingredients can make ya look like a good pint with a overflowing head on it. Big Grin

Yeowwza ~ Ninth !!!!! -- Your 'heady' choice of words for making a frothy pintle point about secret cookie ingredients...
Far out-trumps my archaic notions for getting a pretty Philly to cum home. I might need to quit bating my masterful techniques for gynerating a frenzy.. as it would be semen' entirely lame and old-fashioned in this day and time. Yes, methinks the polished triple-entendre is probably far too convulvaluted such that it now only lays before me my awaiting twomb; sorrowfully unrecognized for its heavenly fulfilling yet neglected promise of relief.

Alas, my previous subtle-tongue style of pitching plea, thru cunning-linguistics no longer serves strong and erect as once before, for it doth fail to inspire the fair maidens' nod in favor of pressing to home my earnest desires; despite such aching need for base and fruitful plate. I just may have trod the long-winded trail to finally have become an out of date nun-sequitur.



Any body wanna' beer?
Alas, I am afraid the Ninth must respectively bow down before the cunning-linguistics so masterfully bated in so strong and erect a manner as the above elucidation. I'm afraid such a stunning display of polished triple-entendre is quite beyond the meager talents of a frothy hack-n-slash double-entendre mind more suited to a game of whack-a-mole.

Despair not bud Zeb, for your heart-rending introspection, and resulting self-correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.

Thanks for the beer (got a great head). O, an I'sa callin' off da fly mates, yer bu** is safe fer now. Razz
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...correction to a more direct form of flirtatious banter is sure to result in the relief you so achingly seek.
Well I'll be DANGED! (..they oughta git a rope an' HayngME!..)
WhoooHOOO!! You da' WAVE ~ Man!!
I'm gonna' call in fer MORE BEER!! ...AND howz about a couple PIZZAs??

Ya Know??...I always wondr'd how it were...dat I was left scratch'n round da stark-empty hen-house...
..while it seemed the muthurlubbin'-Bubbas were always lunkn' around wid all the hottest chiks! ???

Well twist my tail-straps!! So dat suewahvee-nova Casa-longtongue dog don't hunt no more huh?...

Thanks..Duude! Fer gittn' me straight pumped arrh ~ headed awwwh~ dang! u know what i mean!Frown

Dis calls for a CelleeBrayshuhn! YeahhaahHOOOO !!

(( hey psst ninth (((shhh!- wanna' have sum fun wid da greenhorns??)))
(((i wanna' git taz good too. ..choo's already sacked-out)))

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HEY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP! I BEEN THINK'N IT WHUD BE HIGH-TIME FER A
PROPER SOCIAL INTERDUCKTION fer ALL DEE NEWER FOLKS to GIT ACKQUAINTED!

Now WE GOT FREE PIZZAs COMIN' and BECUZZ I'M HAPPY AS A HORNY-TOED LIZARD ToNITE
I'M SPRING'N the TAP FER ALL THE FREE BEER ANYONE KAN GUZZLE!!

SOOooOOO!!!??? C'MON DOWWNNN!!

NOW THERE'S ONE MOWER THANG !! .... I WANT EVERYONE Here TONITE TO REALLY HAVE LOTS O' FUNN!!!
SO WHO WOULD LIKE TO TROT ON OVER ....

AN' JOIN IN ON A LITTLE OLE FRIENDLY GAME O' POKER! ???
YES-- o'Coarse Billy ~ PayPaL IS PRE-Furred ..
but ya' Kin AuntEE up with Most ANYthing at ALL!!



BY THE WAY...
MY NAME's ZEBRA ...but Jez Call Me ZEB !
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Now That Ladies & Gents...you should make no mistake...

is Real Zebra-droppings!

so..as my buddy Taz once advised...." watch yer step! ".

Taz ole' boy?...I been meaning to speak to you about the Merc of your'n. Nice Ride the 380? --Yr?
...I admit, I took a quick peek, so them's my prints ya probably saw. -- Didn't touch it though!
Nevermind mind my private card to Missy! - I wanted to cheer her up! So there! Put away yer Pea-shooter! Whacha been doin' lately?.... do I get this right? - you bust heads for money from time to time? You Brute!
I had nuth'n to do with the DeLorean! -- you sure you didn't just maybe pass some troglodyte-gas while standing a tad too close or sump'n?
Anyway...I think ya really oughta pass it over to 'N' fer a bit. He was definitely in front of me!

ChooChoooooo? You Must be chugg'n along by now? What's the matter? Haven't you ever witnessed the next morning's aftermath of a beer-party a la Poker Game which got outta' hand a little? Happens down here at the University of Texas all the time! No biggie. Like you said..lighthearted stimulating entertainment aside from shop-talk. Oh yeah, sorry..I forgot again!! --You must be well conditioned already from all the needles, whackins, and group-rates for snipe hunt'n and
cow-tipp'n parties. Oh well...In any case just Watch yer step please!
Oh no, 24 hours without a single post????
This is no good...where IS everybody??

Zebra, I missed the party but let me know when the next one is and I'll be there Wink

And don't worry about Choo gettin a hangover..he's ALWAYS hungover, can't ya tell? Big Grin
thanks Missy...
choo said "best to best just let the odour disperse now" ~ so I went ahead and opened all the windows.


Was also think'n a vacation might be a good idea. Waddya' think? South Pole maybe??
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so I went ahead and opened all the windows.

Must be warm in your part of the country..if I did that here...well, I'm too cold to even think about it Big Grin
I am addicted to summer.
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I am addicted to summer.

Wow Ms M, you actually get enough sunshine to get addicted to it, lucky you Cool

Actually Zebra I wasn't referring to stripy droppings although there seems to be plenty go around, I was referring to a not so pleasant odour from a stroppy poster that Taz and I were have a do with last week.

But if the carp fits Big Grin

And me, ungover, can't even afford the letters to spell it let alone get one, I always 'look' this way Wink

BTW - where has my morning read gone these days, lot of slacking states side lately Eek
ChooChoo.. Funny how it is you would mention that "stroppy poster".. because I was thinking of him as well as a number of other folks, as I continue to digest the long history of postings out on the boards. Clearly, confused anxiety attends many who come to the community seeking support, consolation, solutions, and encouragements from those having tread before them. Their trials and tribulations are invaluable for helping to cultivate my own growth and understanding for a variety of reasons.

Not that anyone cares much now, but many years ago there was this interesting fellow who happened to just 'show-up' with some pretty good ideas about different ways to look at things in life. Although it's been over two decades or more since his contributions were in vogue, there's still a lot to be said for many of his keen insights. Historically, every society has been known to toss at least a few thorns of derision upon the path of progressive innovators, from whatever quarter they may emerge; and likewise Werner Erhard certainly was duly buffeted by his own detractors during and after his day. I'd have to dispute being considered an 'Est' cult-groupee or disciple, but such exposure inspired me to believe that every experience we encounter... contains somewhere within it an essential 'diamond' of insight which is fundamentally irreplaceable.

Here are a few quote-condensed ideas I recall from back then.. and offer them up now for what they might possibly be worth to you or anyone else at this juncture. My best wishes for you this evening. May you also find this nicely supplements your morning read.

" Love is a function of communication; Health is a function of participation; Self expression is a function of responsibility. "

" Create your future from your future not your past. "

and one of my long-time favorites still remains...

" It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going. "



Missy..Unseasonably warm here now. Even Spooky!.. especially for the week coming.
oooooooo!! I can feel it coming already! I think Taz is gittn' ready to lob a grenade! ~ betcha it'll be sorta graphic! Wink
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I think Taz is gittn' ready to lob a grenade! ~ betcha it'll be sorta graphic!

Unfortunately Wink Taz has got some real world interests lately which are getting in the way of fantasy.

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It's easier to ride the horse in the direction that it's going.

I have that trouble with a push bike, and it always homes in on lamp posts Eek
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Unfortunately Wink Taz has got some real world interests lately which are getting in the way of fantasy.

Quite true Choo my GF moved in with me recently and I also started the new job. Swing shift is something new to me and I am trying to get use to it.
Also trying to find the time to devote to GF and co-ordinate our schedules somewhat.
I have my hands quite full at the moment. Not complaining mind you!
Thankfully GF's parents are being very supportive and did not threaten to shoot me!LOL
Must say since we started dating I do feel about 10 years younger. (If only I was! Then I would at least be younger than her parents.) Oh well I've always been one to grab life by the horns.

It certainly does seem the thread is gasping for air of late! Well it is over 3 months old now!

Zeb sorry I missed the poker and beer party! Maybe next time.
Will talk to all you people later.
OH my, I missed a lot.
Suffice to say the weather was beautiful and our 30-40 degree weather is not helping my new tan....two weeks of sun is not enough!

All this talk.....wow! I start to think I know what ye all are saying and then bam! someone new pops up with another dialect!

I am still trying to catch up my store from being gone. Works ok, as far as I know. Smile

There is so much politicing going on everywhere I think I shall stay in my shell for a few more days and see what happened when I come out....thars national politicking, ebay politicking, our travel forum politicking...me thinks it's reminiscent of the old days....yep I'm old enough to remember the middle class mass and our great will to overcome the oppression and yes I took part in it. Now I don't know where to put my energy. Gonna take a breather and figger it out.
Maybe I'll just read this thread, that will keep me busy til the next week passes.
Hey if anyone has a cute turtle avatar, I want one! I never have found a really cute one. I like to think I only come out when it's safe....not always true, I get a little reactive at times.....but a turtle I be!
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It certainly does seem the thread is gasping for air of late!

Well now, just what oughta be done about that??? Hmmmm??? Confused

You guys tell Ninth an' me to cool off, threaten us with Raid an' th' hose... who knows what all. Goodness! What's a poor spyder to do! Roll Eyes
Eh, I'll jus' keep after my sweet li'l fly an' temptin' 'im with cookies. Wink Course that'll hafta mean poppin' in here occasionally to get all yorn danders up (won't say panties in a wad lessin' th' fellers're crossdressin'! Eek ). Big GrinBig Grin

Zeb, I understand ya threw a great party. Choo talkin' 'bout all the pooh... now we know why we wear them tall boots, yes? Razz

Where the heck is Pete? We miss ya!!!

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