Editing cause it made no sense. lol

Pete, NOW I need Taz's little rotflmao smileys! And I just thought my ribs hurt before. Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin The dogs think I'm crazy. LOL
Well alrighty then Pete as long as you took I was sure you were a Hunt and Pecker. But the joke was worth the wait! I must sign off now for sure 4 AM is rather late for me when I need to be up at 7 AM!
Night All. Have fun!
One more. Big Grin
I'll say g'night now Pete and hope you have a great day!
Hi to Ninth if ya stop by. Smile

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"

The Pirate responded "We were sailing the seas when a big ol' shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg."

Later the Bartender asked "Where did you get that hook then?"

The pirate responded "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."

The bartender then asked "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"

The pirate said "In a harbor, I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye."

The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?"

The pirate responded, "First day with the hook."
(touch wood) I Knock on Wood. Wink

Glad no nasty issues have reared their ugly heads for you today. It's Friday (or is it Thursday there? Surely not Saturday! Always confuses me Big Grin ). Everyone deserves a happy Friday, even if they've been baaad! lol
Looks like Miss S and I are on the same schedule (again) Smile
You probably have a giant coffee in hand too, just like I do!
I hope I have a happy Friday, since I have to go back to work tomorrow and Sunday but at least I'm off Christmas Eve and Day. As I said somewhere else, I'm glad I've been off this past week so I could participate in this foolishness Big Grin
Hello All. Still no Ninth I see? Hmmm he starts us up and then leaves us to fend for ourselves. I think we are doing quite well though!
Shirley, you soppy wotsit, we're only 5 hours ahead, we're not on the other side of the world! Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin

I've just logged off from work, so assuming nothing brown and nasty hits the fan, I'm done for the weekend Smile

Have we discovered ninth's real name yet? Kirk? Rod? ...... Smile
lol Pete, what's a soppy wotsit? It sounds... mmm... something. Big Grin I told you it confuses me. LOL

Hi Miss M and Taz. Smile
Oh, Miss M, yes, big mug o' coffee.

Where ARE You Ninth?
See what I mean about the way Brits talk?? (BIG smile) Dontcha love it? I'm always watching the BBC network here, 'Couplings' (talk about laugh til you cry!) and the all time favorite Dr Who.

Hi Pete Big Grin
A 'soppy wotsit' is actually one of the most deliciously beautiful womon on the planet Shirley Wink

Aha, I see our other soppy wotsit has also surfaced! Hi Susanne Smile

No Steve yet? Don't worry, I won't call him a soppy wotsit Big Grin
A 'soppy wotsit' is actually one of the most deliciously beautiful womon on the planet Shirley

Um....I think Pete is "full of old tosh" Big Grin Big Grin
full of old tosh

It even 'sounds' like HOGWASH Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

I've always liked that "hogwash" and instead of BS, it's HorseS... lol and I like that we can edit our posts. *snicker*
Wadda Ya mean Pete?
No Steve yet?
I posted 25 minutes before this post!Just because I went out for a few shants and scoops last night does not mean I am among the missing today!
You just have soopy wotsits on the brain
OMG Pete GMTA = Gonna Murder Them All! See what yeave done . Yeave gone and riled the Dark Side Babes now no-one is safe!
gmta = Great Minds Think Alike - our posts were at the same time
Likely story Miss S!
Dear Abby,
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullsh*t with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore!

You're a United States Senator from New York, running for President of the United States. Act like it!
OMG Taz Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin
I was so wishing I'd have invented the toe sock undies thingies... can't remember what they're called. lol

Here's one and I gotta go to the store. Gotta stock up. Blizzard's a comin'! Gonna get that snow! Woohoo!

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, Whats with that guy over there by the wall?
The clerk says, Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldnt find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.

The owner says, You idiot You cant treat a cough with laxatives

The clerk says, Oh yeah? Look at him, hes afraid to cough
That is classic Shirley! I love it! But I must confess you have intrigued me with
the toe sock undies thingies
Please don,t let us hanging find out what they are called and show us pictures

EDIT:OK Shirley Blizzard? Snow accumulations of 1 inch in Amarillo may be a blizzard to you but that is not even snow tire weather here!
Hey we did say we would send Ya snow to make snowballs!
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Sorry Steve, I must be going senile mate!

Good joke Shirley, I like it!

OK folks, OH is not too well, so I have to sort little son out, so knocking off now, and will chat again at some point over the weekend, I'm sure. Smile
Take care Pete. Ya'll have a happy day! ttyl Wink

EDIT: No Taz, that's not what they're saying here. lol It was suppose to be 2-3 inches is all. That changed this morning. You can look at the sky and tell too.
Edit-edit: Of course, that could change on a moment's notice and totally miss us. If ya don't like the weather... well, ya know. Smile
OK not what I was thinking. I was thinking of underwear made from socks.
However I must admit to enjoying a well manicured ladies foot even if it is wearing toe undies
Yes I saw the edits. Glad you are getting your snow you wanted. But all you have to do is get a BIG truck and come here to the mountains of PA and you can have all the free snow you want, I will not complain.
But please bring us some warm weather and sunshine!
Getting ready to go do some last minute Christmas shopping here. Have fun!
Looky who finally put in an appearance!!!!
How ya be ninth? LOVE the pic!!

Have you been reading this thread? You do know we're trying to guess your name now right? Let us know if any of us got it yet Smile

(Boy they guessed mine after only a couple tries but I did give a huge hint)
I be fine. Of course I've been reading this thread. How could I not? New name: Auctiva Asylum. Susanne is a great name by the way. My name? Hah! GOOD LUCK.

The gift that keeps on giving, Ho! Ho! Ho!
Hey Ninth! Happy to see you here. Wink
Auctiva Asylum - that's great!!! When do we get it? lol

Any hints for your name? How about George for which way did he go George, or George of the jungle, or hug you and squeeze you and call you George. Big Grin

Taz, you're right. Somebody was playing a mean joke on me and I didn't look it up. Like that's so hard to do. lol Takes long enough to get shipping labels done - eBay's back to it's old shenanigans of the last coupla days. Frown And I gotta have time to hang out here. Smile Anyway I just didn't wanna know, I guess. It looks like the way to get the snow I want is gonna be to head that way with a truck.
Woa, I didn't like that 'GOOD LUCK' with guessing your name..... Wink Will it be that difficult? Time for a hint, c'mon now, I gave a BIG hint for mine....We know, you just want to remain mysterious.
Yep this is definitely Auctiva Asylum' now! I keep waiting for this thread to get pulled (like Ebay would do..God forbid you have any fun over there) but I don't know for what reason Confused I guess extreme silliness, especially at this time of year isn't against the rules Big Grin
C'mon...HINT please??

EDIT---As if your flashing Santa isn't funny enough, check out the look on the woman's face on the far right...Priceless!!!!!! Big Grin

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