POLL: the final step before ninth_wave reveals all!

Ewwwww....you're supposed to use the memory pills to clean the toilet, remember? (get it?)

Wow I had a good day today I was actually off work. Did some swimming, some riding, now I need to borrow your weed whacker to comb the knots out of my hair

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Wow I had a good day today . .

Until you realised how well greedbay's improvements will improve your profits !

What you want is a greed whacker not a weed whacker

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you're supposed to use the memory pills to clean the toilet, remember? (get it?)

I think everyone else got it when the blockage cleared, I never saw it again

Well, absent Ms M, have you digested the effects of greedbay's improvements

seriously Choo,
I try not to think too much about all these silly policies...it's extremely irritating.
And after working so hard all summer to keep my 20% PS discount, I find it very ironic that now I won't have much to sell til November. My discount will be gone by then
I can't keep up that kind of volume continuously. Oh well...I'm still trying to decide whether or not to sell at all next summer

And now...Back to our usual

NOW who's the absent one Here's my gorgeous picture again, don't want ya to forget what I look like

And you wonder why I was the absent one !

The flowing hair, the pointy glasses, the enrapturing smile, the curvaceous needle, the anticipation of what is in your other hand, the simmering anticipation of a wild night at the "Perforated Parrot" pub.

Swooon . . . . be calm my pounding heart . . .

Yeah, that's a darn sexy picture isn't it

And you wish to know what's in my other hand?? Are you Sure??

And from a hospital, I'll bet the topping ain't custard

No indeedy, it is not...I made it myself, especially for you I'll be sending it to your house as soon as it gets nice & ripe

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as soon as it gets nice & ripe

H'mmmm, as ripe as an old pair of socks that have evolved into a lifeform of their own and slithered away to breed.

Also known as 'teenagis-sockus-rottus' whose habitat is the 'teenagis-roomus-dumpsterus' found in many human dwellings

Seems, like the talk of bio-hazard teenagis-sockus-rottus has caused the FangMother to cringe away like the count at sun-rise.

oh-dear, another MIA

I'm not holding a wake for this thread yet !

Nah, I'm not MIA and I've seen much worse than teenage socks
No wake for this thread yet...we have to keep it going at least til Dec 17, that will be a whole year

Working alot, in fact gotta go get eady now (boy do I need a vacation)

Yep, pardner, at least the 1st anniversary of when all the other thread critters were chatting away with free time on thier hands.

Maybe they will reappear again as the fertivities start up again

Trouble is I so rarely list on greedbay at present that dropping in here gets overlooked, utterly reprehensible, slapped wrists

Slapped wrists eh?? Is that anything like a whackin? (You remember the whackin thread that led to this one don't you?) If you feel the need for a whackin just let me know

Choo I honestly don't think anyone is coming back here ever...except MAYBE Taz ??? Sad isn't it It's just you & me now.....(scary thought)

Perhaps that's the trouble, no whackings being dealt out.

Apart from yourself have any of the others been on site in any other threads, haven't seen them during my infrequent visits. Well greedbay has just about destroyed the old community spirit so I suppose it's not surprising things are getting quiet around here.

Ok, we'll just have to put up with each for now

Wellll.......ok.....
I guess I'll put up with you since I have to

The 2 of us aren't doing too bad keeping this thread going, but it's gonna be tough to keep it up til December

I'm still waiting for you to post your picture.....

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I'm still waiting for you to post your picture

H'mmm last time I did that was for a passport application and then it was sent by special courier who had orders to eat it if undelivered. I never heard from him again so presumeably he choked on it.

Just think what it could do on a site like this !

Yeah well, no more excuses....I'm still waiting
Don't make me come over there

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I'm still waiting

Was that thunder or the drumming of the FangMothers fingers on the lid of her bed.

That's my fingernails you hear...The weather was awesome driving home from work last nite (1am)..So much fog, warm, quiet, and I love taking the route that lets me pass through the cemetaries..there's a HUGE area of about 5 of them ooooo scary
Thank God my car didn't break down, HA!!

The way I see it the living do you more harm than the dead and there are far more dead people than there are live ones.

But, I may be proved wrong . . . .

Afterall even the half dead are those that make the Monday morning drive to work scary

Driving late at night is great, clear roads and only the occasional high speed nutter to avoid who thinks they're the only one around. Most of the drunks are already at home or in ditches, I hate traffic queues and always prefer working hours which avoided the crush hours

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ooooo scary

Ahh, they wouldn't be the resting place of all your victims perhaps and you have a guilty conscience, hmmmm

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Afterall even the half dead are those that make the Monday morning drive to work scary

Isn't THAT the truth
I see them late at night when I'm driving home (especially Fri & Sat)

Hmmm guilty concience,,,yeah that's probably it (NOT ) My special day is coming on Oct 31, I MAY just visit you .....

You'll be too busy partying with all the boyze and ghouls to fly across the pond

Besides, I do not believe in your special night which means you do not exist, therefore I am just e-rambling to myself as usual

I am aghast!! How could you not believe in my night?
Just for that blasphemy I'm sending my pet to your house...he's a little goofy but you deserve him

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I am a ghast!!

So that's what you are, sorry for the delay in responding in my usual dubious manner, been a bit busy here.

Well they say pets are very much like their owners, seems that it is so true, even for creatures of the night.

I'm sure I have some leftovers from mincing your lieutenants it will enjoy, or were they mincing lieutnants

Choo, I hate to say it but I think the thread is dead

Whatcha think???

Well Ms M I tend to agree, we have kept it on life support for some while now but I think it would now be kinder to let it slip away.

I used to be quite active on most Auctiva boards when I was selling a lot of items on greedbay, the days when it was still fun. Long gone This thread provided a pleasant break full of banter and lunacy, but it does need a large varied bunch of lunatics to keep it fresh, I'm right out of ideas .

To me GreedBay as a source of income is almost history and I think the absence of most of the original crew on this thread and seemingly elsewhere on these boards reflects a general lack of enthusiasm as the online community spirit of GreedBay has waned.

Not a month goes past without more money grabbing from GreedBay, shortly we (UK) will have to offer free p&p for DVD's, it's strange but the Royal Mail and packing suppliers still expect payment for their products

It's been a real pleasure chatting/bantering with you and our long lost epic threaders, I will still keep a watch on this thread.

Jim, aka Choo

Agree, agree, and agree...(that's a first

And now that the Epic Thread is about to R.I.P. you FINALLY decide to give your name?????

Why are men always so exasperating

I might hang around awhile longer, you still owe me a picture

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Why are men always so exasperating

It's what we do best, and our women love it

Well my night is almost here....

Happy Halloween

Certainly got yourself in shape for your big night

Batty 'alloween

I ended up having to work
But my car got egged on the way home by some kids with GREAT pitching arms so at least I didn't feel like I missed anything

(Why couldn't they have thrown toilet paper like everybody else)

I thought the idea was if you didn't treat them they 'tricked' you, perhaps you should have given them a 'bite' in return. Better still taken them back to your workplace on the front of your car

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Why couldn't they have thrown toilet paper like everybody else

You mean to say on halloween you don't flush used toilet paper away, yuck !!

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You mean to say on halloween you don't flush used toilet paper away, yuck !!

Now that's just gross

But I like your suggestion...If I could have caught them, I would have

152 pages of useless drivel! And they said it could not last until New Years 2008. Just popped by to say Bonjour mes amis. I know I have been MIA for quite sometime.Life has been being very good for me.I do not have much time to do the computer thing because of work and spending my time with my fiancee. Will try to pop by again sometime soon.

TAZ!!
Buenos noches to you too
Yeah, it's just me & Choo now (sniff sniff)
Useless drivel...ain't it great?

Glad things are going well for you..for me too. Dunno about Choo, he just gets crabbier every day I have TWO jobs now, don't know if ya read that far back. But I still try to find time to post here, unlike SOME people (nudge wink)

You'll have to stop by more often...we're trying to keep the thread going til at least Christmas but it's getting difficult.

I missed that lil' Tazmanian Devil popping up & down! Don't be a stranger

Hi Taz, glad to see you're doing well, thanks for dropping in, it's hard work having to be crabby with the FangMother on my own.

Choo I think ya have a typo there...it's EASY for you to be crabby when I'm around